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start with a firehose and then plug it! Start with a fire hose and when she looks 9 month full of water then plug it with an anal butt plug and then sit back and enjoy the moment. when she looks like she is blue,then release the "butt" plug and observe how she is propelled across the room on...

come to california! Come to California where you can smell the food and not the tobacco. Where smoking is heading towards the Cancer Ward where it has always been. When tobacco is legal and it kills when used as directed,then other people should not have to smell your garbage,after all you...

imatation dough boy In order to create"farts" just add some bakers yeast to your hot beverage,when the sugar in your beverage mixes with the yeast-watch out as your waistline increases and the farting begins. I once gave a couple of close friends some farting candy on their wedding day in...

talc I used talc once and it dried out my asshole until only the skin remind and it was clean!. How many of you have used "corn cobs" for a wipper of your ass it removes the shit and the itch all at the same time!. I once even used a handful of leaves and later found out the leaves were poison...

i would give back the land like i found it! I would give back the land like I found it-Bare with no buildings or wells on the property and I would destory all buildings and corps and then spread weed killer or round-up on the land to make sterile and worthless,I betch you no one would want...

flax seed is better for you than exlax! Using all natural flaxseed is better for your body than say exlax, besides cleaning you out you obtain omega 3 fatty acids,the same good stuff that you would get if you ate lots of fish or sea food. Try it and you will know why people fuss over flax seed!.

losing weight fast! A friend of I knew wanted to lose this much weight overnight before reporting back to basic training in the Marine corp. We started him out of over the counter 40 mg water pills of course he took way too many but it added to the effects.next we had him consume orange...

forget the flaxseed oil,just use dry flaxseed! forget the flaxseed oil and just use dry flaxseed. or grind it up and mix it in everything your bake or cook.Start out woth 1/4 cup of flaxseed flour-(ground up) flaxseed. sprinkle it over cereal or mix it with a hot beverage,but drink it quickly...

cutting out the gas! Start by using baking soda and water,but watch out this has lots of sodium-(salt). For protein- try several chocolate bars,I noticed that each chocolate bar@11/2 ounces had 3 grams protein,and graham crackers has 1 gram of protein. On the present problem of cutting the...

flaxseed milled into flour! taking flaxseed and milling it in your coffee bean grinder until it turns into a dark flour,then mix this with your favorite mix-chocolate cake and even the icing and you will be able to have your cake and eat it too! However do not eat too much as your bowels will...