Recent content by PHATchik

Excrutiating pain and suffering would be preferred. And yeah, you all could totally get me the hook-up. I'm willing to move. :)

Check your karma. I've given you a mission. And I'd still love to see you all. You'd take me by the Post office, right?

But being in DC means I want to come visit you! Doesn't that help?

You're just begging for an ass whoopin'. And Smurfy, don't encourage him!

Hey stranger. Good to see you, too. :)

The sword is the limit of your skills? Man, it won't take much to take you then. :qt:

Is Pamela still around? She was always a sweetheart to me.

I'd love go back to the antebellum South. Hoop skirts and fiddle dee dees. Going to one of the big plantation parties would be fun.

I'd do what I have to in order to win. You wouldn't stand a chance.

Well if that's the case then I need to be around more often, just to keep you in line.

I certainly would! :) :heart:

I've kept most everything because they generally get me good stuff.

Dude.

Man, I'm tired.

I had to make an appearance to say Happy Birthday to one of the sexiest men on EF. :bigkiss: