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And one more thing, razor burn is NOT attractive.

blueta gets UTI's from not peeing after sex

people like me will immediately declare you a yuppy

You shut your mouth when speaking to me. Ya heard?

Re: Just cause I love my niggas, I shed blood for my niggas. Let a nigga holla, "Where my niggas?" All I wanna hear is, "Right here my niggas" (We here.)

The love of my life! Is your balloon-knot still primed and pink for me? :heart:

dunk's actually a seahawks fan

That's pretty out of character for someone who still orders Happy Meals.

Way to summon the beast, Tommy Simpletits.

Get me anudda bump...of fresh mootz.

Why all the hate for gay people? Do they threaten you?

You mean your gnocchi hasn't inflated into a miniature penis?

What in the fingerbanging business is going on here?

If I the government was one person, I'd punch him right in the face.

alter alert!!!1