Recent content by mrjoker5150

/"Detective George Peterson" voice:/ "ROONEY! You're a kid-toucher!!!"

Arrests mean nothing. Basically, as long as there are no convictions, you are pretty much fine. Most applications ask if you were ever convicted of a crime. Some ask if it was a felony, and could care less about misdemeanors. If you were never convicted you are okay. Obviously, some...

Whitesnake... nice!

I can barely burn a cd, I have never even tried photoshop. I could only imagine.

Here, smoke this, you'll feel better.

$65.95? I am amazed that people still pay for porn.

If I wake up, and can't remember the details, it was a good night.

That really does look like it could be funny. I hope it doesn't suck ass.

Try Cabo. 100% agave, no added chemicals.. You can drink a shitload of it, and so long as you drink a bottle of water before bed, you will not get a hangover. It is a little expensive, but, you get what you pay for.

That movie will make zero money. That movie will sell next to nothing in dvd format. But don't worry, once it gets to cable, that piece of shit will be played 200 times a day.

You want to see a huge gay population? Go to the mall. I never noticed it, because I am usually in and out in like ten minutes. But I need to buy all new clothes, so I had to go there for an entire afternoon. Holy Gayness Batman! It is ridiculous. I can't believe how many are so...

knock knock. go fuck yourself.

Yeah, Eagles fans are more than likely big Clay Aiken fans.

The movie is great until they go to Vietnam. After that, it is kind of a let down. Although the "Me So Horny" part is funny as hell.