I can say for a FACT that the cleaners that they have a GNC do work... I had a friend that smoked the day before his test and passed.. I just had another guy blow through a butt load of coke and have to take a test in two days... He just passed also...
Some buddy I would do option D: pound his fuckin ass with a bunch of your friends helping, strip him naked and leave him in the street, then bang the chick you have on the side.....
Nobody likes a rat...
Sounds like a fuel pump/filter. When you turn the key part way, can you hear the fuel pump turn? If not it is the pump also check the connections on the coil...
Could be one of many things.. If it is not leaking then it may not be the master cylinder. Could be a collapsed brake line.. Pop the hood and look at the master cylinder where it bolts to the firewall. If it is wet there than the cylinder is done. Either way, call a tow truck and have it...
The drunker and more loud they get, the easier they are to take out. Just remember you most places have rules about how you can react to people inside the bar. NJ is a pain in the ass with law suits and shit like that.. All in all I am sure you will have a great time. I was never the biggest...
Damn bro, take your time and hope you have a speedy recovery and get back into the gym soon... In the mean time bust out some Full Metal Jacket and some other good flicks to pass the time...
Peace,
LB