Recent content by Jesus Christ

That's right. i am the real Jesus Christ.

Agreed. I hope we don't get in trouble for doing this from the powers that be. I guess I could always just ask Dad to do me a favor. I've been working on it personally. I've got like 5/16 of the Bible typed in on Microsoft Word, but honestly, it's pretty slow going. You'd think I'd have...

Indeed. S'up?

That' pretty much a disgusting concept.

Yes. Very true. Sing it brother man. :)

I'd have started with deadlifts and free weight squats sooner for building mass quicker but, in my defense, there wasn't a lot of equipment or good spotters back when I was into it.

Jesus probably doesn't condone the illegal use of pain killers. I'll have to ask my dad first though before I pass judgment. :)

We need someone to register as Noah or something so we can really ge tthis party started. Any takers for Ganesh (sp?)?

My guess is that that look on her face is not hate but rather constipation.

Being Jesus, I'll let you do the math. Don't forget to include the times i came back from the dead. They do so count too.

I wouldn't worry. Should be fine. At least it didn't have anything illegal in it.

Cripes Moses, you parted the sea. I don't think a pumpkin is asking for too much. Well, whatever, I'll do your public appearance for a slap on the ass and a sandwich.

Re: questions 1) No comment. Eiter way, it's embarrassing. 2) I didn't overthrow anyone. If you'd care to recall, I was crucified. 3) Without the big ones, the small wouldn't be funny. Tell him it'll be okay and give him lots and lots of alcohol and hard narcotics to remedy that. 4)...

Public appearances are no problem. Do i get something like a pumpkin? It is a little known fact that I simply adore pumpkins! I'm starting to thikn people are getting pissed at me and now you though that was pretty funny. LOL @ Nature Boy - i almost cried dude.

I'll knock it off then. You'll never hear from me again if that's the general consensus. Didn't REALLY mean to offend. Knew some people might not like it but it's over if you want.