Recent content by jemimmamcn1gatr0n

"My life blows. What should I do?" "Easy! Buy House Buy new BMW Become Executive Moderator of EF Become PTA making 60K/yr Start nutrition business (GladiatorSportsShop.com) Get business degree Have $1,000 face value of silver"

Clearly, this mod has what it takes. "I CLOSED TEH THREADZ!" Good fucking shit.

Make sure you use a permanent marker to make a mark that only you will recognize. You must do this immediately after the child passes through the beef curtains... otherwise, they may switch your baby.

You must really turn girls on when you say, "Hey baby, let's head to your place. My dad's home tonight."

1.5 cm. 1/2 inch. What's the difference, really?

She'd have to to handle glad's behemoth dick.

You're in debt, have a kid on the way, and want to throw money down the drain on silver (lolol, this is still hilarious.) Yes, you're a dumb ass.

The English language weeps.

lol, Jesus Christ son. You --- "I asked where I should put money instead of a savings account" ad·vice    [ad-vahys] Show IPA –noun 1. an opinion or recommendation offered as a guide to action, conduct Holy shit, amazing.

Are you capable of talking in anything other than ebonics?

God damn, this guy is the gift that keeps on giving.

Good idea. I also propose we set an over/under on the kid's IQ.

... invest it all in silver. Duh.

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lolwut? It looks frackin amazin.