Recent content by Haz

I always wear speedos for serious swimming. I agree, they are gay as hell, but once you try them, you won't ever want to go back. I feel like I'm swimming with a parachute on when I wear "regular" swim trunks.

I just recently tried those indoor tanners and I think they are a total jip. I got myself 5 tans for 15 bucks, and used this really expensive lotion that they sold me (smelled like chocolate, what the fuck?). Anyhow, after 5 tans (I was maxing out at 20 minutes a pop), I didn't look much...

I'm with Flex on this one; panties is definitely my favourite word. And like he says, its tough saying or thinking about panties without smiling. Hell, i can't even walk through the lingerie dept. without a big ol' smile on my face.

No way are you at 25% like leancuisine thinks. I'd say you are in the high teens (17-19%). If you shaved and got a nice tan and sucked your gut in, got a haircut, and oiled yourself up (like they do in the after pictures), you'd look alot leaner. Good job by the way; the beer belly is history.

Cocoa Pebbles is where its at. I love to have myself a big fat bowl of that stuff after my workouts. For the health concious, Fiber one is your best bet. Not bad tasting at all, and chock full of fiber. You'll be shitting nicely in no time.

If it doesn't bother you bro, then go for it. The tallest girl I've ever been with was about 6 feet, and I'm about 5'10. When she wore her high heels she would TOWER over me, LOL. It never bothered me and i loved her legs that seemed to go on forever. Now I probably wouldn't marry a girl...

I have photoshop and paint shop pro. Photoshop is better, but I like paintshop more because that is what I started out with so I am more accustomed to it. I've been using fireworks lately, and it does some nifty things, especially with vector graphics.

I'm with 2Thick on this one, I don't trust women, period.

Dude, for the type of money you are going to blow at the strip club, you can go to a massage parlor and have some REAL fun. To get into a strip joint at peak times is about 15-20 bucks, one lap dance that lasts a couple of minutes is another 20 bucks, drinks are outrageous. Shit, you can blow...

I used to unload and load trailers for up to 40 hours a week back in my college days. It was grueling work, and I had ALOT of trouble maintaining mass let alone building any. I was making sure I ate a ton, but it never seemed enough. In the summers it was especially rough, i would go through...

I usually start with flat bench, but when I feel my workouts are getting stagnant I will switch it up and start with inclines or dips. There have also been long stretches where I haven't flat benched at all. I still like the exericse though, but I do feel it gets too much emphasis (at least...

Hey what if you can bench 300lbs exactly? I'll just go ahead and put myself in the 300-400 club then. Hopefully I'll be at 315 next month.

Here is another 1 rep max calculator http://www.exrx.net/Calculators/OneRepMax.html I plugged 315lbs for 6 reps and it spat out 366lbs as your max. That sounds about right and would be a good place to start. Good lift by the way.

He should take some acting classes and try and become the next Jackie Chan. I know I'd pay money to see him do crazy shit like that in a movie. Impressive.

I do dips at the end of my chest workout, so I'm pretty fried by then. I will usually do 90lbs for 8 reps at a bodyweight of 180lbs. I think I might try doing dips first, and see how heavy I can go. My chins suck, so I won't use much more then a 45 lb dumbell.