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My Stats:

Old. Fat. Flaccid.

My Profile Headline

Assclown

Occupation

Underachiever.

My Favorite Music:

Anything without Jews.

My Favorite Movies:

Anything fast. And furious. But not both.

My Favorite TV Shows:

Mormons.

My Heros:

Myself.

My Favorite Books:

Reading is for fags.

My Favorite Sports:

Water.

Cultural References:

Is watching black people culture?

My Ideal Weekend would be:

4 days long.

My Vices are:

Mostly opiates. And benzos.

What's in my refrigerator:

White bread.

Stuff I really hate:

Jews......and mexicans. Blacks, too....

Children:

Proud parent

My Marital Status:

Married

Smoker:

No

Drinker

Yes

My Religion:

Other

My Astrological Sign:

Cancer (Crab): June 21-July 22

My Ethnicity:

White / Caucasian

My State:

MI

My Income:

Less than $30,000

My Muscularity:

None

My Body Type:

Plumper

My Head Hair:

None

My Face Hair:

Lots

My Body Hair:

Lots

I kiss on the first date:

Maybe