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Thanks JOHN TITOR

^^ Jewel has better teeth

What do you call a dead Tripleblonde in a closet? The winner of last year's hide-and-seek contest

ok, if you wanna get in a girls' pants, never break eye contact for managers, looking away once in a while may not be bad, as they may perceive you as thinking about what they're saying, which is good.

I stare at my coworkers when they're not looking, and when they do look back I quickly look away. I keep repeating this until they get annoyed and leave their desk. Then I steal their loose change and half-eaten lunches.

I don't let nice cars merge ahead of me

Why do you have lifeguards at Taco Bell?

Wow! It must be working

winny is like black shoes... it goes with anything....

don't think heating will work... you may have to somehow crush the globs so they are big enough to get in the dropper... I can't stand these liquid bottles of shit

sweet, now if only the doctors would endorse ass-picking I might as well cancel my life insurance

old enough to give birth = old enough to take your full girth

hold on, I got Susan Saradon and Sting on conference call, they want a word with you

2 suggestions... 1) Someone please smack some sense into this young man 2) Read Elite's Guide to Getting Laid

educator