Recent content by DamnRedneck

I'm your huckleberry. I'd hit that shit sideways. Fuck, I probably already had that goat.

You talk funny.

Happens some times. Some stupid drunk ass fuck walks in front of us when we're out takin' out some varmints. We just toss his ass in the swamp and forget it.

Shit, happens to me all the time. I'd piss on him if I were you.

Why do them Tennessee fans wear orange? So they can go to the game on Saturday, go huntin' on Sunday, and pick up trash the rest of the week! SOOOOOEEEYYYY!!! GO HOGS!!

A male sheep. that way no one would give me any guff 'bout fuckin' female sheep.

Whut the fuck good would that do? Shit, you wanna make a pig look sexy you need a wig.

Aww, hell, I knew it wuz Omega that had to be up to this. Omega, whut yer lackin' is quality programmin'. Here's a few shows that'll broaden yer ho-rizons. Rasslin - great athletes, and them are some tuff sumbitches. Jerry Springer - great social issues there. Fishin' - great after bangin' -...

Damn son, you sure 'bout all that? I mean, the good lord may get angry, but if you believe in Christ he'll probably forgive you.

Well I'll be a... shit, I ain't gonna say that. Yeah, well, I do hate to admit it, but yer further along with this damn thing than I am. Hell, I was here then I had to stop comin' for 'while 'cuz my little dipshit of a brother decided to attack me when he drunk his dumbass some shine one...

Don' need to play with 'em none. Got farm animals.

Shit, sorry there feller. We ain't got none of them here in Arkansas. Hard to tell the difference. You got any females that you cain't service just send 'em my way. By the way, how in the hell you learned to talk an' type? I guess all that whutnot about the planet with them monkeys weren't just...

Tell you whut, a goat's got some big ol' balls. Shit, I had half of whut a goat had I couldn't walk without bein' one bowlegged sumbitch.

68GT Feller, I don' agree with whut yer sayin', but I reckon I'd like to take a shot at the asshole of that monkey you got there in yor picture thingy, when you're done with it, that is.

It's called sody pop.