Recent content by crazyeddie7

I eat Kitty Cottage Cheese

Yes I have a doctor friend hes a scrawny red headed guy i hardly see him around because he works such long hours.hes real pale because he spends most of his life working in the hospital and never gets any sun,and hes kinda boring too because he has no time for hobbies,the dude really needs to...

Just wear a hat or put some sunscreen on your dome when you go to the beach.cuz sunburns on a shaved bald head really suck trust me.

I dont belive in heaven i belive in reincarnation.like when you die your soul goes up to its kingdom and you can watch all the scenes from your life and past lives and when your ready you can chose a new life to live.and your soul is transported down to earth into a new body..i know for sure i...

I took my 5 year old nephew to a public pool there was a kiddy pool and and an adult pool. he wanted to go in the kiddy pool but i said no. with all those little babies swimming in diapers and little 2 year old brats i know for damn sure that pool is like 60% water 40% piss it would be like...

I caught a bitch ex of mine cheating....i was going down on her eating out her snatch i stuck my tongue up her pussy and felt something funny i reached up in there with my fingers and pulled out a used condom.....we didnt use condoms..i went in the bathroom and puked i told her to get the fuck...

Hey all you size queens come to papa..13 inches here!

I make women bleed with my big bat all the time.so i dont care if there on the rag cuz after im through with em they will be bleedin anyway

I have been turned down by women cuz my cawk is too damn big.im not bragging or bullshitting. i got one of those freak monster cocks.its as thick as a beer can and 13 inches long and hangs half way down my thigh.i have a hang up about my big ol dick i wish it was smaller haveing a big dick aint...

Too bad you didnt get that on tape- that would have been some hot porno!