Recent content by Coma Toast

Re: supposed "straight" guys who ask questions like this one, have confusion to sort out First off I'm not ignorant to sexual orientation. By a long shot, trust me. It's just that I know if I were to witness (or overhear) my girl in said situation, I wouldn't exactly be ready to have sex...

You can use whatever you want, man. Doesn't matter. Go to a computer hardware store, and you can get one for about $50. Or there's always ebay...

So I was wondering: Imagine this. You are a gay person, and you're in the bathroom, handling your bizness. Then you hear some other guy (or girl) come in and totally bust ass. (And I'm talking about a reeeealy nasty load here) Does this turn you off?

I thought I already did. OH! WAIT! I forgot what YOU'RE having for breakfast. Silly me. "Garcon- She will be having the tube steak, with a side of chin nuts, man-made protein shake, and if she's extra special, I'll see that she gets an oh-so relaxing facial, accomponied by a purdy pearl...

That was just a fwd I got (and from a chick believe it or not!) But I'd have to say that I don't know where the author is coming from on #4. I think I'd HAVE to laugh if I was doing some chick *reversing roles here* and she something to the effect of "I want to make you look like a glazed...

Friend sent this to me, thought I'd share. THE 17 WAYS WOMEN FAIL IN BED: 1. MILKING IT: When stroking a guy's dick don't grab it like a bus rail and start jerking it like you were milking a cow. Don't use the love sword as if it's a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms. The...

I know I know. I just haven't really acquired the taste for it yet, ya know? That'll come in due time (I hope)

First and foremost, I have to give credit to God, The Almight, for giving me the strength of mind and dedication of body to reach my goals. Without Him, I would not be where I am today. How did you do this, Coma? (you may ask) Well, I can tell you it isn't easy, and it takes a certain degree...

I hate minors. DAMMIT BITCH just turn 18 already!

Thats hella-cool man. FUCK!!! I wanna be in a gym right now and not in front of this crappy computer! Grrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks a hell of a LOT, asshole!:mad: :D

HEHEH! YEAH FUCK YOU MAN! JUST GO RUB ONE OUT OR SOMETHING AND WAIT LIKE THE REST OF US DID!!! :p