Recent content by chilidog0425

i hear preggettes like it a lot

quit with the tweed then

i'm going to play volleyball right now, but i was here

do you have spotlights on your cans when you do?

i saw 311 in 1995 before the blue album came out. the place was a little musty wrestling gym or something. they absolutely killed.

oh, and i tried to convince her to take a time lapse series of her boobs over the next year or so. for purely scientific reasons, of course. what do you think?

why don't you just post it up here? people will either believe you or not. what do you care?

mr. myway, congrats on 2 things: 1. your impending fatherhood 2. your wife having an amazing rack

we can't call you a liar, you didn't say what you saw

funny. that's exactly what we always say about tijuana hookers

is 6'3 tall anymore? i sometimes don't feel very tall, except when i'm on an airplane. i actually eat less than this fat korean lady in my office. damn she can put it down.

i'm really good at sniffing crotches and will hump the pillow on command

i'm a solid white male

.....at least 5 seconds !!

i could do better....