Ahoy me fellow scurvy animals!
Lookin' fer a male companion that be as raunchy as they come? Then Blackbeards tha pirate fer ye! Blackbeard be interested in all manner o' filthy deeds, and ain't afraid to pound yer ass raw!
Get the Blackbeard special fer a friend, loved one, er even yerself...
If ye ever tire of them scurvy sea hags and be lookin' for a male companion that be as raunchy as they come, Blackbeard's the filthy ass pirate fer ya! Blackbeard be havin' plenty o' scars him self, and wouldn't mind puttin' a few more on that ass o' yers!