Recent content by B_Mudd_Ostaff

Well fuck it man Im just sick of getting burned. Im gonna be the burner from now on.

Are you counting abortions?

That is a great point. You cant be closed off and "deep" at the same time. Heres my solution: treat her like a queen, until she cheats...but you start first, and NEVER let her find out. Just treat faithfullness as something you want her to enjoy without knowing you get all the trim on the side.

Thats great now you can use your wife's twat as a mulch pit... j/k how ya been knight?

I hear ya Ka-Bar but the question is are we any more civilized for aborting a million fetuses a year and throwing them in the garbage and making skin creme out of them? Yeah eating them is gross, but what we do with ours isnt any better.

The trick is to learn to live cheaply. I drive a cargo van, live in an efficiency, feed my dogs food scraps, date women with money, sell shit on Ebay, source juice, watch your bills and I dont need to work more than 2 days a week most of the time. Being a proficient dumpster diver helps, youd be...

Im saying that this proves that they will cheat given the opportunity, even without a houseguest. So never take in male houseguests, and keep both eyes and ears wide open. My next girlfriend is going to be under strict surveillance 24/7 Ill tell you that.

Two words: gay escort.

Send them your death certificate, but be careful that your girlfriend doesnt revive your account and starts burning people.

Oh yeah, that'll happen...

Allright then, we all agree that a woman will cheat eventually, and the trick is to minimize temptation and opportunity...what do you guys think of clitoral castration, veils and curfews for women?

You cant do that...the only solution is total isolation, veil and burqa style...

OK: my point was, they always fuck the houseguest. Ill obviously never have a houseguest, I get it. I was hoping for an interesting discussion on the hows and whys, not some 5 cent advice.

I agree that it takes 2 to tango. I'm not trying to just point out my situation, but the fact that this always happens in a similar situation. At least every single one that Ive heard of. The live in girlfriend always ends up fucking the houseguest. Especially if the houseguest is unemployed.

Exactly. After 16 cycles you should be turning pro unless you dont train very seriously.