Recent content by Athos

I meant "yer wet dreams" but "her wet dreams" kinda works for me, too.

C ya in her wet dreams. :p

Now that sounds like your kind of foreplay!

I wouldn't touch it! Too freakishly like an ex-wife.

Before or after I've busted a nut?

Thats it! I'm screwin' the neighbor down the street.

What do you all do in there? Please say you snap each other's bras or something.

How would you know? :kaioken:

He's like the Tiger Woods of golf.

STFU me? What do you know? You ain't been across 8 Mile since the last time I took you to see Social Distortion ! STFU You ... before I choke you with your white cotton panties!

White rappers are about as real as Pam Anderson's tits. At least Elvis picked a decent style to rip off.

I was wearing white pants and had my first period while watching "Beaches".

16 year old scantly clad highschool girls who trick or treat and make me want to commit crimes.

Dé por favor a me y a mi familia nuestro queso del cheque y del gobierno del bienestar.

Thank Allah that there's no unprotected water walking here. (Slipping on my Magnum waist-high rubbers)