Recent content by >>ASSASSIN X<<

Hey Mr. Spelling Bee....it's spelled s-h-i-z-n-i-t.

You left out that I was hung like a Clydesdale.

good point. BTW ASSASSIN is confused as to why some of his bad Karma is calling him a wigger..... ASSASSIN stopped shaving lines & his initials into his hair long ago and almost never listens to his Icy Hot Stuntaz CD anymore.

ASSASSIN is already starting to collapse under a bad Karma avalanche..... 1 good Karma, though......even though it had gay sex & beastiality overtones.

show them how small your dick is

If by "love" you mean "does her doggy style" your first assumption was correct. If you want feedback on small shirts ask Nature Boy who often wears cut-off baby Tee's with frayed Daisy Dukes to the gym.

ASSASSIN just stood in front of the mirror naked and now stands corrected. ASSASSIN is, in fact perfect. Please hold your applause until the end.

ASSASSIN love tip: you never win when it comes to women, ASSASSIN suggests that you do not rule out shooting yourself or moving to Afghanistan to join the Taliban.

You are correct, the above mentioned are in fact buttsplitters. The ASSASSIN is however, not a buttsplitter...ok once in a while....but he isn't one of those buttsplitters.

By females, do you mean, fat hairy gay men in silk pirate shirts?

Despite popular opinion, ASSASSIN is not perfekt.

ASSASSIN wll answer any & all queries about life's mysteries in this thread. Ask the ASSASSIN any question & he will provide an insightful, well though-out response. You must hurry, however, as the ASSASSIN fully expects to be bad Karma'd into hyperspace very shortly. Some Important...