I just lost an EF friend because...

[dabuffguy]

...his dong size is inferior to my own.

He can longer accept me for who I am.

 

[puddlemonkey]

He's less than 4"? Poor guy

 

[Humble Pride]

Oh, boy.............

Nice try though......

 

[dabuffguy]

He's less than 4"? Poor guy

I know, I feel really bad. I was seriously considering taking my own life for the sheer punity of my own meat, that I had to show up alcatraz. He sent me a confidential PM asking me how big my dong was. We swapped pics with rulers held up to our staffs, and mine came out an inch longer than his 3" piece.

poor poor guy