I have major issues with those tree-shaped car freshners.

[Arabian]

they only last 2 days then poof my car smells like farts again

oh, if you're one of those people who keep the plastic thing on them and gradually adjust it by the day, then you deserve to have a rat die in your vents so it makes your car smell like perma-rottingrodent.

lol to much whey protein

 

[mwm5]

the smell of those give me a head ache, i'd rather smell ass

 

[txbondsman]

I don't use them anymore, when I used to get drunk and try and drive home, I'd find myself swerving to miss the damn thing......

 

[Lestat]

or lestat's balls since he wipes his ass from back to front

(u know dingleberries are nestling into his nutsack hairs)

I do wipe back to front (more leverage) but I keep my shit shaved up nicely

 

[Lestat]

and lol @ using those dump air fresheners. I use a spray freshener that works wonders.

 

[miplank]

febreeze is your friend...

 

[jnevin]

I could set a buffalo on fire in my car and I'm pretty sure it's still smell like my farts.

 

[blueta2]

This thread is oddly disturbing but I will join in

My car smells brand new, but for some smelling areas of my house, I use fabric softener sheets to make areas smell good. Buy a box of 80 ($3) and leave them in your car and use one sheet every week as needed?

 

[nefertiti]

This thread is oddly disturbing but I will join in

My car smells brand new, but for some smelling areas of my house, I use fabric softener sheets to make areas smell good. Buy a box of 80 ($3) and leave them in your car and use one sheet every week as needed?

lol a year later and my car still has a "new car smell."

You stinky boys need to shower more often. Car air fresheners do not freshen the air, they just make things smell like funky air freshener.

 

[stephen4327]

I don't use them anymore, when I used to get drunk and try and drive home, I'd find myself swerving to miss the damn thing......

ha. that actually made me laugh, got some weird looks from folks but fvk em.