G'd up from the feet up..

[PICK3]

this never happened

fgt shoe salesman mentioned Ralph Lauren to me and punched that 1/2 fgt bitch in the throat



just sayin'

 

[miplank]

fgt shoe salesman mentioned Ralph Lauren to me and punched that 1/2 fgt bitch in the throat



just sayin'

this never happened

 

[PICK3]

RedScam the EF Cuckold(TM)'s Vibrams aren't as geigh as those kicks

 

[miplank]

you're so jelly

 

[TableFun]

I rock a sweet set of crocs

when I'm elbow deep in your woman's vag...

 

[PICK3]

you should complete that outfit by rawking teh spandex bike shorts and sipping on a peach smoothie


you 1/2 fgt

 

[miplank]

i wear boxer briefs, does that count?

 

[TableFun]

you should complete that outfit by rawking teh spandex bike shorts and sipping on a peach smoothie


you 1/2 fgt

Can it be lime instead?

 

[PICK3]

i wear boxer briefs, does that count?

so a bish goes up to a sales bish in a sporting goods store and says she wants to buy her bf an athletic support

the sales bish ask, "what size is he?"

the bish says, "I don't know"

the sales bish holds up 1 finger and asks, "is he this big"

the bish says, "no, bigger than that"

the sales bish puts 3 fingers together and asks, "is he this big"

the bish answers, "no, not that big"

the sales bish then puts together 2 fingers and asks, "how about that?"

the bish says, "that looks about right"

the sales bish sticks the 2 fingers in her mouf and says, "he's a medium"




this happened

 

[miplank]

so a bish goes up to a sales bish in a sporting goods store and says she wants to buy her bf an athletic support

the sales bish ask, "what size is he?"

the bish says, "I don't know"

the sales bish holds up 1 finger and asks, "is he this big"

the bish says, "no, bigger than that"

the sales bish puts 3 fingers together and asks, "is he this big"

the bish answers, "no, not that big"

the sales bish then puts together 2 fingers and asks, "how about that?"

the bish says, "that looks about right"

the sales bish sticks the 2 fingers in her mouf and says, "he's a medium"




this happened

i'm an XL