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uamaverick
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Pitch the the worst movie idea you can think of
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A woman sits next to an American tourist on a train going to Venice. She has chosen him as a decoy, making believe that he is her lover who is wanted by police. Not only will they need to evade the police, but also the mobster whose money her lover stole.
guess i should have given you all my money rob
calveless wonder
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Having a black karate kid
calveless wonder
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The story of a black swimmer who breaks Michael Phelps records.
after he does it, he gets caught smoking crack at a block party and he loses his KFC and Sean John endorsements.
Directed by Tyler Perry
after he does it, he gets caught smoking crack at a block party and he loses his KFC and Sean John endorsements.
Directed by Tyler Perry
A young man-child who is working as a dishwasher at chili's at the time walks out, and decides to be a cowboy themed male prostitute in a big city. He takes a train to New York City, and eventually fails at sleeping with beautiful women, and ends up taking pick3 as a client at a Cutters like restaurant. Then, he meets a crippled, one-eyed hunchbacked homeless hustler named Wilbur Weakmo.
Wilbur and our young star then embark on various adventures to try to find potential female clients for the boy, and even attend an Andy Warhol Party. Then our young hero and Wilbur start dating and eventually get married. Wilbur almost loses all his eyesight, and decides to spend all his time posting on a fitness forum as a fake agent/bodybuilder until he fully loses all his eyesight at the end of the film, during which, the young husband of his cries in agony.
Then, the young boy discovers that a secret life-healing stew can save his husbands eyesight. He seeks out seven warriors, each with specific abilities and traits to travel to Kondor with him to help him find the legendary "Rnch Dressing" to save Wilbur's life.
Peter Plink, has the ability to follow/stalk everyone without detection, can become invisible, and can find out anything about anyone.
Hoardin' Hebrew-Monkey has the amazing ability to hoard anything, and godlike strength, but is extremely overweight, collects cologne, and is adept at using a club.
Wranglin' Dave has the best shot in all of the land, but only when he's hammered drunk.
Dr. Criss-Medicine Woman can heal injuries in seconds with his healing powers, and uses spells and white magic. His magic can also remove the clothing of enemies.
Jade Guru has the innate ability to "youtube" enemies to death, and has x-ray vision.
Earl Von Mile has the keen ability to "Irish Jig" his enemies to death, as the medicine woman plays his deadly accordion while Von Mile dances.
Arnold Traz had cyberkinetic surgery as a child, and has a laser gun as a right arm. His superhuman strength makes him a tough enemy.
Will our heros find the legendary dressing and save Wilbur's life?
Coming soon to a theatre near you....
Wilbur and our young star then embark on various adventures to try to find potential female clients for the boy, and even attend an Andy Warhol Party. Then our young hero and Wilbur start dating and eventually get married. Wilbur almost loses all his eyesight, and decides to spend all his time posting on a fitness forum as a fake agent/bodybuilder until he fully loses all his eyesight at the end of the film, during which, the young husband of his cries in agony.
Then, the young boy discovers that a secret life-healing stew can save his husbands eyesight. He seeks out seven warriors, each with specific abilities and traits to travel to Kondor with him to help him find the legendary "Rnch Dressing" to save Wilbur's life.
Peter Plink, has the ability to follow/stalk everyone without detection, can become invisible, and can find out anything about anyone.
Hoardin' Hebrew-Monkey has the amazing ability to hoard anything, and godlike strength, but is extremely overweight, collects cologne, and is adept at using a club.
Wranglin' Dave has the best shot in all of the land, but only when he's hammered drunk.
Dr. Criss-Medicine Woman can heal injuries in seconds with his healing powers, and uses spells and white magic. His magic can also remove the clothing of enemies.
Jade Guru has the innate ability to "youtube" enemies to death, and has x-ray vision.
Earl Von Mile has the keen ability to "Irish Jig" his enemies to death, as the medicine woman plays his deadly accordion while Von Mile dances.
Arnold Traz had cyberkinetic surgery as a child, and has a laser gun as a right arm. His superhuman strength makes him a tough enemy.
Will our heros find the legendary dressing and save Wilbur's life?
Coming soon to a theatre near you....
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Hot single mom, finds hubby fucking a 18+ young girl in their bedroom...Mom feels angry, betrayed, everything on the book... takes her frustration out on this tall handsome guy she meets at the grocery store. They continue to fuck their brains out --at this point they don't ask any questions. All they care about is that moment--the affair continues for 2 months until one day the tall, dark, handsome guy doesn't show up. She goes to meet him at their secret location for a few days in a row hoping he'd return...As time passes, she can't stop thinking about him, she is obsessed. So, based on very little information, she decides to track him down...."fast forward"...she finds out that he is married and also has a kid. She had to see it for herself. With her kid in the backseat she parks outside his home. Picture perfect family, he seemed like the perfect husband who had it all; the pretty wife, the big house and the good looking kid.
Distraught, yet again, she decides to drive back home. She is crying hysterically and also speeding (hoping to get out of the area and the mess ASAP) ...all of a sudden looses control of the car. Wakes up in the hospital; she has a few bruises, kid is in life support (pronounced brain dead). There is no hope for the kid, best thing to do is donate his organs. In the midst of all this drama/heartache, she sees the tall handsome guy at the hospital. He comes towards her and thanks her for saving his kids' life. His kid was on the list for a kidney transplant. ............."fast forward'.....he starts seeing her again, but, this time they talk and they get to know each other. They fall in love...he leaves his wife to be with her. The End!
Distraught, yet again, she decides to drive back home. She is crying hysterically and also speeding (hoping to get out of the area and the mess ASAP) ...all of a sudden looses control of the car. Wakes up in the hospital; she has a few bruises, kid is in life support (pronounced brain dead). There is no hope for the kid, best thing to do is donate his organs. In the midst of all this drama/heartache, she sees the tall handsome guy at the hospital. He comes towards her and thanks her for saving his kids' life. His kid was on the list for a kidney transplant. ............."fast forward'.....he starts seeing her again, but, this time they talk and they get to know each other. They fall in love...he leaves his wife to be with her. The End!
wtf I've seen that movie
He actually had cocaine with him. They travel to Russia etc....
uamaverick
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