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    The world's largest list of penis euphemisms. Enjoy

    Euphemisms listed alphabetically:
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    A euphemism is the substitution of an agreeable or inoffensive expression for one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant; also : the expression so substituted.


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    21st digit




    A
    Ace in the hole
    Acorn Andy
    Action Jackson
    Adam Halfpint
    Admiral Winky
    African black snake
    Afro man
    AIDS baster
    AIDS grenade, The
    Alabama blacksnake
    Albino cave dweller
    All-day sucker
    Anaconda
    Anal impaler
    Anal intruder
    Anal Spear
    Ankle spanker
    Apple-headed monster
    Ass blaster
    Ass pirate
    Ass wedge
    Astralgod
    Auger-headed gut wrench
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    B
    Ba-donk-a-donk
    Baby maker
    Baby's arm holding an apple
    Baby's arm in a boxing glove
    Bacon bazooker
    Bacon rod
    Badboy
    Bagpipe
    Bald Avenger, The
    Bald butler
    Bald-headed beauty
    Bald-headed giggle stick
    Bald-headed hermit
    Bald-headed Jesus
    Bald-headed yogurt slinger
    Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispenser
    Ball buddy
    Baloney pony
    Banana
    Bat and balls
    Battering ram
    Bayonet
    Bavarian Beefstick
    Beard splitter
    Bearded burglar
    Beastus maximus
    Beaver buster
    Beaver Cleaver
    Bed snake
    Beef baton
    Beef bayonet
    Beef belt buckle
    Beef bugle
    Beef bus
    Beef missile
    Beef soldier
    Beef stick
    Beefy McManstick
    Bell rope
    Belly stick
    Best leg of three
    (Big) Beanpole
    Big Dick & the twins
    Big Dickus
    Big Jake the ene-eyed snake
    Big Jim and the Twins
    Big Johnson
    Big Lebowski
    Big number one
    Big Mac
    Big red
    Big rod
    Big Uncle
    Biggus Dickus
    Bilbo Baggins
    Bishop, The
    Bishop with his nice red hat
    Bitch blaster
    Bitch stick
    Bits and pieces
    Blind butler
    Blind snake
    Blood blunt
    Blood slug
    Blood sword
    Blow pop
    Blowtorch
    Blue steel
    Blue-veined jackhammer
    Blue-veined junket pumper
    Blue-veined piccolo
    Blue-veined puss chucker
    Blue-veiner
    Blunt
    Bob
    Bob Dole
    Bob Johnson
    Bobo
    Bone
    Bone phone
    Bone rollercoaster
    Boneless beef
    Boneless fish
    Boner
    Boney cannelloni
    Bone-her
    Bop gun
    Bottle rocket
    Bow-legged swamp donkey
    Box buster
    Boybrush
    Bradford and the pair
    Bratwurst
    Breakfast burrito
    Breakfast wood
    Broom
    Brutus
    Bubba
    Bulbulous big-knob
    Bumtickler
    Bush beater
    Bush rusher
    Bushwhacker
    Buster Hymen
    Buster McThunderstick
    Butt blaster
    Butt pirate
    Butter churn
    Butterknife
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    C
    Candy cane
    Canelo
    Caped crusader
    Captain Bilbo
    Captain Crook
    Captain Hook
    Captain Howdy
    Captain Kirk
    Captain Winky
    Carnal stump
    Cattle prod
    Cave hunter
    Cax
    Cervix crusader
    Cervix pounder
    Chancellor, The
    Chap
    Charlie Russell the one-eyed muscle
    Cheese staff
    Cherry picker
    Cherry poppin' daddy
    Cherry splitter
    Chi Zi Wang
    Chick sticker
    Chicksicle
    Chief of staff
    Chimbo
    Chimney cleaner
    Choo-choo
    Choad (chode)
    Chorizo
    Chowder dumper
    Chubby
    Chubby conquistador, The
    Chum
    Chunk 'o' love
    Chunder thunder
    Cigar
    Circus boy
    Clam digger
    Clam hammer
    Clam sticker
    Clit tickler
    Clown, The
    Cob
    Cock
    Cock goblin
    Cocktus
    Cockus erectus
    Codger
    Colon cowboy
    Colon crusader
    Colossus
    Coral branch
    Corndog
    Cornholer
    Cornstalk
    Cornstalk cowboy
    Crack hunter
    Crack smacker
    Cramstick
    Crank
    Crank shaft
    Cream-filled meat stick
    Cream bandit
    Cream cannon
    Creamsicle
    Creamstick
    Cream spritzer
    Crimson chitterling
    Crimson Darth Vader
    Crippler
    Crotch cobra
    Crotch cowboy
    Crotch rocket
    Crotch vomiter
    Crushin' Russian, The
    Cum pump
    Cummingtonite
    Cunny-catcher
    Cunt caper, The
    Cunt companion
    Cunt pumper
    Cunt rifle
    Cunt scrubber
    Cupid's arrow
    Curious George
    Custard cannon
    Custard pump
    Cyclops
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    D
    Daddy Long-stroke
    Danger the one-eyed ranger
    Danglin' fury
    Danglin' wang
    Dangling participle
    Dart of love
    Darth Vader
    Davy Crockett
    Deep-veined purple-helmeted spartan of love
    Demeanor, The
    Diamond cutter
    Dick
    Dickimus Maximus
    Dickory dock
    Dickory-smoked coal sausage
    Digit
    Diller
    Dilly-ho-ho
    Ding-a-ling
    Ding-dong
    Dingaroo
    Dingle
    Dingle dangle
    Dingledong
    Dinglehopper
    Dingus
    Dingy
    Dinky
    Dipstick
    Dirk Diggler
    Divining rod
    Dobber
    Docking tube
    Dog knot
    Dolphin
    Dong
    Dong-bong
    Dong-stick
    Dongle
    Donker
    Donkey Kong
    Doo-dad
    Doo-dar
    Doodle
    Doodle dandy
    Dooker
    Doo-hickey
    Doppelganger
    Dork
    Doughnut holder
    Dribbling dart of love
    Dribbling dragon
    Dr. Cyclops
    Dr. Feelgood
    Dr. Wang
    Duke, The
    Dumb stick
    Dungula bone
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    E
    Early riser, The
    Earthworm Jim
    Easy rider
    Egg roll
    Eight inches of blunt fury
    Eight inches of throbbing pink Jesus
    Equipment
    El Capitan
    El Presidente
    Elastic plastic
    Elephant trunk
    Elmer the glue shooter
    Elvis
    Engine cranker
    Everlasting gob-dropper
    Every-other-time
    Excalibur
    Excreting eel
    Executive staff member
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    F
    Family jewels
    Fandangle
    Fandangled mandangler
    Fat Albert
    Fat finger
    Fat Johnson
    Fetus feeler
    Fiddle bow
    Fiddle stick
    Fire breathing dragon
    Fire hose
    Fire rod
    Fireman Ed
    Firm worm
    Fish hook
    Fishing rod
    Fishing tackle
    Flapdoodle
    Fleshbone
    Flesh bat
    Flesh enema
    Flesh flute
    Flesh hoagie
    Flesh injection
    Flesh maggot
    Flesh pistol
    Flesh rocket
    Flesh tornado
    Flesh trumpet
    Flesh twinkie
    Fleshy Winnebago, The
    Flip-flap
    Fluid spitter
    Foaming beef probe
    Foo-foo
    Foofer (Foof)
    Fool sticker
    Footlong
    Fondo worm
    Frank 'n' beans
    Frankfurter
    Freddy firehose
    Freddy fish monger
    Free Willy
    Frigamajig
    Frightful Hog, The
    Fuck flute
    Fuck puppet
    Fuckpole
    Fuckstick
    Fudgebar
    Fudgepacker
    Full meal
    Fun gun
    Fun truncheon
    Fury, The
    Fuzzbuster
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    G
    Gadget
    Gag mallet
    Gap stopper
    Gash mallet
    Gear shift
    General, The
    German soldier, The
    Gherkin
    Giant-sized man-thing
    Giggle stick
    Gimmer stick
    Girthy McGirth
    Girthy sausage
    Giving tree, The
    Gleaming love sword
    Glo worm
    Gluestick
    Godzilla
    Goo pipe
    Goose's neck
    Governor
    Grabthar's hammer
    Grandpa's knee
    Granite edifice
    Gravy maker
    Great pyramid, The
    Grinding tool
    Grissel stick
    Gummi worm
    Gushin' Prussian, The
    Gut buster, The
    Gut stick
    Gut tappa, The
    Gut wrench
    Guy, My
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    H
    Hair splitter
    Hairy acorn
    Hairy Houdini
    Hairy pencil
    Hairy scary and the two bald men
    Hairy snake
    Ham roll
    Hammer of Thor
    Hampton
    Handfucker
    Handgun
    Handwarmer
    Handy andy
    Hang-lo
    Hanging Chad
    Hanging hag
    Hanging Johnny
    Happy worm
    Hard-on
    Hardware
    Harry
    Harry & the Hendersons
    Harry hot dog
    He-ham
    He-man sword
    He who must be obeyed
    Heat-seeking moisture missile
    Helmet man
    Herbie
    Herculean lizard
    Hercules
    Herman the one-eyed German
    Herman von Longschlongstein
    Hidden treasure
    High pressure vein cane
    Him-hang
    His Eminence
    His majesty
    His rig
    Hog
    Hog leg
    Hole cork
    Holy poker
    Holy water sprinkler
    Homewrecker, The
    Honeypot cleaver
    Honeystick
    Honk the Magic Goose
    Hoo hoo
    Hooded warrior
    Hooty hoo
    Horse-necked clam
    Hose
    Hot beef injection
    Hot dog
    Hot popsicle
    Hot rod Harvey
    Hot stick
    Hot tamale
    Hugo
    Hum-diddler
    Hung Wei Lo
    Hunka-hunka burnin' love, The
    Hymen hammer
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    I
    Ice cream machine
    Impregnator
    Incredible bulk, The
    Bean Stalk
    Inflatable iron
    Injection erection
    Instant sex drive lever
    Internal spinal massager
    Intrusion protrusion
    Invincible man, The
    Iron horse
    Iron rod
    Italian stallion
    Itty bitty meat
    Ivan the Terrible
    Ivory shaft
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    J
    Jack in the box
    Jackhammer
    Jake the one-eyed snake
    Javelin
    Jellyfish
    Jerkin' gherkin
    Jibberstick
    Jigger
    Jiggling bone
    Jim and the twins
    Jiminy Cricket
    Jimmy
    Jimmy Wriggler
    Jing jang
    Jingle bone
    Jive sausage
    Jizz syringe, The
    Jizz whiz
    Jockey stick
    Johnson
    John Thomas
    John Thursday
    Johnny Come Early
    Joint
    JoJo the circus clown
    Jolly green giant
    Jolly jellybean
    Joybuzzer
    Joyprong
    Joystick
    Julio
    Junior
    Junior burger
    Junk
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    K
    Kaptain Kielbasa
    Ken cracker
    Kentucky horn
    Kentucky telescope
    Kibble 'n' Bitz
    Kick stand
    Kidney cracker
    Kidney scraper
    Kidney wiper
    Kielbasa
    King Dingaling
    King Dong
    King, The
    Kipper ripper
    Knee knocker
    Knowledge stick
    Knob
    Kojak
    Komodo dragon
    Kong
    Kosher pickle
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    L
    Lady dagger
    Lance of love
    Lap rope
    Last action hero
    Leaky faucet
    Leather lollipop
    Lewinski lunch
    Lickin' stick
    Licorice stick
    Life preserver
    Lil buddy
    Lil Mr.
    Lincoln log
    Little admiral, The
    Little bastard
    Little Billy
    Little bishop in a turtle neck
    Little brother
    Little Colonel
    Little Dickie
    Little Dutch boy
    Little Elvis
    Little friend
    Little gator
    Little guy
    Little Jesus
    Little Juan
    Little man
    Little shepherd boy
    Little slugger
    Little Willy
    Live sausage
    Lizard
    Lobster
    Lollipop
    Long Dong Silver
    Lord Hardwick
    Long John
    Long Tom
    Longrod Von Hugenstein
    Lord James D'Armais
    Lord Plumber
    Louisville plugger
    Louisville slugger
    Love gun
    Love leg
    Love log
    Love lollipop
    Love meat
    Love muscle
    Love-n-ator, The
    Love pole
    Love pump
    Love sausage
    Love stick
    Love sub
    Love sword
    Love thruster
    Love train
    Love truncheon
    Love wand
    Love weasel
    Love whistle
    Love torpedo
    Lucky charm
    Lucky Chucky
    Lunch
    Lunchmeat truncheon
    Lung disturber
    Lung puncturer
    (Luscious) Lollipop
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    M
    Magenta mushroom
    Magic Johnson
    Magic member
    Magic wand
    Main vein
    Major Manchowder
    Major woody
    Man-dingler
    Man-milk dispenser
    Man-sized manicotti
    Manchild
    Mangina
    Mangroin
    Manimal
    Man axe
    Man cannon
    Man hammer
    Man loaf
    Man log
    Man meat
    Man muscle
    Man pipe
    Man plow
    Man pole
    Man root
    Mandingo
    Manoy
    Man's best friend
    Marriage tackle
    Marrowbone
    Master blaster
    Master John Goodfellow
    Master of ceremonies
    Master Wang
    Mayonnaise cannon
    Mayonnaise pistol
    Maypole
    Meat
    Meat 'n' potatoes
    Meat 'n' (two) veggies
    Meat balloon
    Meat bat
    Meat cigar
    Meat enema
    Meat flute
    Meat hammer
    Meat missile
    Meat musket
    Meat pipe
    Meat pole
    Meat popsicle
    Meat puppet
    Meat skewer
    Meat speculum
    Meat stick
    Meat straw
    Meat tampon
    Meat thermometer
    Meat train
    Meat twinkie
    Meat whistle
    Meat wrench
    Meaty cudgel
    Meaty internal spine support
    Meaty tongue depressor
    Melon baster
    Member
    Menstrual miner
    Midas
    Middle leg
    Midnight wangler, The
    Mighty anaconda, The
    Mighty Dolan, The
    Mighty Joe Young
    Mighty monkey
    Mighty Thor, The
    Milkman
    Mini-me
    Mister
    Mister happy
    Moby Dick
    Mojo
    Molten mushroom, The
    Monkeymaker
    Monkey
    Monkey tamer, The
    Monster, The
    Monty's python
    Morning glory
    Morning muscle
    Moses
    Mr. Bendy
    Mr. Big
    Mr. Bigglesworth
    Mr. Bo
    Mr. Boing Boing
    Mr. Bojangles
    Mr. Bozack
    Mr. Clean
    Mr. Eel-y
    Mr. Friendly
    Mr. Giggles
    Mr. Good Bar
    Mr. Happy
    Mr. Jiggle Daddy
    Mr Johnson and the juice crew
    Mr. Magoo
    Mr. Matey
    Mr. Merrymaker
    Mr. Microphone
    Mr. Mojo Risin'
    Mr. Mouth Missle
    Mr. Mushroom head
    Mr. Pee-pee
    Mr. Peepers
    Mr. Plumpy
    Mr. Potato Head
    Mr. President
    Mr. Rogers
    Mr. Salami
    Mr. Sniffles
    Mr. Toad's wild ride
    Mr. Wiggles
    Mr. Wigglestick
    Mr. Wiggly
    Mr. Wiggly Flops
    Mr. Willy
    Mr. Winky
    Mr. Wobbly
    Muff marauder, The
    Muffin butterer
    Mule
    Murky Lurker, The
    Muscle of love
    Mushroom on a stick
    Mushroom-tipped love dart
    Mushroom-tipped man sword
    Mustn'touchit
    Mutton dagger
    Mutton javelin
    Mutton pole
    Muzzled bulldog
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    N
    Nag
    Nail
    Nathan
    Navajo hogan, The
    Nebuchadnezzar
    Needle
    Nightcrawler
    Night stick
    Nimrod
    Nine inch knocker
    Nudger
    Nuke, The
    Nut cannon
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    O
    O'Henry
    Ol' diamond cutter
    Ol' one-eye
    Old Blind Bob
    Old chap
    Old drizzly
    Old faithful
    Old fella
    Old man
    Old slimy
    Oliver Twist
    One-eyed bath tub eel
    One-eyed blue-vein
    One-eyed cave dweller
    One-eyed Charlie and the Stink Twins
    One-eyed cornhusker
    One-eyed cow killer
    One-eyed custard chucker
    One-eyed Fred
    One-eyed giant
    One-eyed gopher
    One-eyed hip snake
    One-eyed horny newt
    One-eyed Jack
    One-eyed milkman
    One-eyed moisture missle
    One-eyed monster
    One-eyed nightcrawler
    One-eyed snake
    One-eyed superhero
    One-eyed throbbing python of love
    One-eyed trouser mouse
    One-eyed trouser psychic
    One-eyed trouser snake
    One-eyed trouser trout
    One-eyed Willy
    One-eyed wonder weasel
    One-eyed wonder worm
    One-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout
    One-eyed yogurt thrower
    One-holed bologna phone
    One-holed friction whistle
    One-string bass
    Optimus prime
    Organ
    Other head, The
    Otis Deepthroatis
    Our one-eyed brother
    Ovarian pool stick
    Oyster probe
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    P
    Package
    Pajama python
    Palm pilot
    Panda express
    Pants snake
    Papa's poker
    Passion pistol
    Passion pump
    Peacemaker
    Peanut
    Pearl diver
    Pearl pole
    Pebbles and Bam Bam
    Pecker
    Pedro
    Pee pee
    Pee-Wee
    Peener
    Peenie
    Pelvic punisher
    Pelvis thumb
    Pencil
    Pendulum
    Peni
    Penial
    Pennis the Menace
    Pepe
    Peppito
    Percy
    Perpendicular pickle, The
    Pete(r)
    Peter the Great
    Petit Jesu
    Phallus
    Piccolo
    Pickle
    Pied piper
    Piece
    Piece of pork
    Pig in a blanket
    Pigskin bus
    Pigsticker
    Pikestaff
    Piledriver
    Pillipacker
    Pimp cane
    Pimpin' stick
    Pink cigar
    Pink Floyd
    Pink oboe, The
    Pink seeking missile
    Pink steel
    Pink torpedo
    Pinkle
    Pinnochio
    Pipe cleaner
    Piss pump
    Piss handle
    Piss whistle
    Pisser
    Piston rod
    Placenta poker
    Pleasure missile
    Pleasure pickle
    Pleasure piston
    Plonker
    Pocket pool stick
    Pocket rocket
    Polish kielbasa
    Polished pine
    Plum-tree shaker
    Pocket otter
    Pocket perch
    Pocket rocket
    Poka-her-hontas
    Pogo-stick
    Pointer
    Pole
    Polvo
    Polyphemus
    Pompadoodle
    Poon farmer
    Poon prod
    Poon wrecker
    Poontanger
    Poozle weasel (woozle)
    Pope John Pole III
    Popeye
    Porcelain plumber, The
    Porridge gun
    Pork knife
    Pork sword
    Pork truncheon
    Porkeroon
    Porksicle
    Porn prong
    Porridge pump
    Power rod
    Powerprawn, The
    Premeditator, The
    Presidential podium
    Prick
    Prickolo
    Pride and joy
    Primus pilus
    Prince Charming
    Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
    Private parts
    Probe
    Prong
    Protein spicket
    Protein torpedo
    Pube kabob
    Pubic bong
    Pud
    Pudding cannon
    Puff the Magic Dragon
    Pulsating python of love
    Pulsating throat clogger
    Pulsating woodwind
    Pump-action yogurt rifle
    Pump handle
    Pumping pole of penile power
    Pup Tent
    Puppet Jack
    Purple avenger
    Purple bulb
    Purple-headed bed snake
    Purple-headed belly ripper
    Purple-headed burrow beast
    Purple-headed cum shooter
    Purple-headed custard chucker
    Purple-headed love truncheon
    Purple-headed meat scepter
    Purple-headed pirate
    Purple-headed punisher
    Purple-headed warrior
    Purple-headed womb broom
    Purple-headed womb ferret
    Purple-headed yogurt slinger
    Purple-helmeted snot Nazi
    Purple-helmeted soldier of love
    Purple-helmeted Nazi of love
    Purple-helmeted warrior
    Purple muffin
    Purple mushroom
    Purple piledriver
    Purple pork chop
    Purple pulsating pillar of power
    Purple turkey baster
    Pussy duster, The
    Pussy piston
    Pussy plumber
    Pussy plunger
    Pussy poker
    Pussy pounder
    Pussy stretcher
    Pud
    Putz
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    Q
    Quarter master
    Quarter pounder with cheese
    Quick shot Sam
    Quim-tickler
    Quivering member
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    R
    Rainbow roll
    Ralph the fur faced chicken
    Ramburglar, The
    Ramrod
    Ranger
    Real deal, The
    Reaming Tower of Penis
    Red ender
    Red helmeted love warrior
    Red hot poker
    Red rocket
    Rhubarb
    Richard and the twins
    Richard Cranium
    Richard Head
    Rick Hard
    Ring stinger
    Rising cedar
    Rocket to Uranus
    Rod
    Rod hard ride
    Rod of lordly might
    Rodney Stickshift
    Rodzilla
    Roger
    Rogering Ramjet
    Rolling pin
    Roman soldier
    Root
    Root of all evil
    Rosey red reproductive rod
    Roto-rooter
    Round steak
    Ruby-headed love dart
    Ruddy sausage
    Rump wrangler
    Rumpleforeskin
    Russell the love muscle
    Russell the one eyed (wonder) muscle
    Russian spurtnik
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    S
    Salami
    Salami grande
    Salty dog
    Saucer-headed swamp rhing
    Sausage roll
    Scabby mayonnaise revolver
    Scepter
    Schlock
    Schlong
    Schlongmaster 2000
    Schnickel
    Schnitzel
    Schvance/schvantz
    Schvontz/schwantz
    Schwartz
    Scooby snack
    Schlort
    Schmeckle
    Schmuck
    Seed shooter
    Señor Happy
    Sergeant Stiffy
    Serpent
    Serpentine
    Sex pistol
    Shaft
    Shaft of Cupid
    Sheep shank
    Sheep shifter
    Shift stick
    Shiny banana
    Shithook
    Shitstick
    Short arm
    Shrimp boat
    Shunter's pole
    Silk shocker
    Silly Willy's stick of mayhem
    Single-bore mayonnaise pistol
    Sir Martin Wagstaff
    Sir Spanks A Lot
    Six shooter
    Skin boat
    Skin bus
    Skin diver
    Skin flute
    Skivvies lizard
    Skippy
    Sleeping Beauty
    Slick Dilly
    Slim Jim
    Slim reaper, The
    Slippery love dolphin
    Slit-eyed demon
    Slong
    Sludge pump
    Slut stick
    Snappy beefstick
    Snot Nazi
    Snot rocket
    Snot sausage
    Soldier
    Solicitor General, The
    Soul pole
    Soupcan
    Sour cream rifle, The
    Snake
    Snapper slapper
    Snozwanger
    Spackle hammer
    Spam dagger
    Spam javelin
    Spanky
    Spelunker
    Spelunking sausage
    Sperm burper
    Sperm spitter
    Spermin' Herman
    Sperminator
    Spigot
    Spikebit
    Spitting python
    Spitting snake
    Split-ass mechanic
    Split-headed bishop
    Splooge moose
    Spongey-headed warrior
    Spoo shooter
    Sprout
    Spunk blaster
    Spunk spitter
    Spunk stick
    Spunk trunk
    Spunker
    Spurt Reynolds
    Squinty blowpop, The
    Squirmin' Herman the one-eyed German
    Staff
    Staff of life
    Stainmaker
    Stallion
    Standing hampton
    Stanley
    Stanley the powertool
    Stick 'o' salami
    Stick
    Stick shift
    Sticky shooter
    Stiff one-eye
    Stiff sausage
    Stiffy
    Stink hammer
    Stomach wrench
    Strawberry snake, The
    Stretch Johnson
    Stretchy and the twins
    Strumpet thumper
    Stubby
    Sugar stick
    Superschlong of love
    Super soaker
    Suspect, The
    Sweet meat
    Swelling mushroom
    Swingin' death
    Swingin' Dick Nixon
    Swingin' sirloin
    Swizzle stick
    Swollen blood bomber
    :: top



    T
    Taco warmer
    Tadger
    Tallywhacker
    Tankslapper
    Tapioca sprinkler, The
    Tassle
    Teeter
    Tennessee throatwarmer
    Tent peg
    Tent pole
    Texas trout banger
    Thadge navigator
    Thingamabob
    Thing(y)
    Third arm of justice
    Third leg
    Thomas
    Thor's hammer
    Three inch punisher, The
    Three's company
    Thrill drill
    Throat choker
    Throat spackler
    Throbbing blood sword
    Throbbing horsecock
    Throbbing purple pneumatic drill of love
    Throbbing purple spear of destiny
    Throbbing python of love
    Thumper
    Thunderstick
    Tickle tail
    Tickle Toby
    Tiddlywinker
    Tingler
    Tinkie Winkie
    Tiny Elvis
    Tiny Tim
    Titmouse
    Tobias the cheeky monkey
    Tockley
    Todger
    Tom Jones
    Tom Slick
    Tonka
    Tonsil tickler
    Tonsil toothbrush
    Tool
    Tool of the Patriarchy
    Torch of Cupid
    Totem pole
    Tower of power
    Toys for twats
    Tree of life
    Trembling torpedo
    Trombone
    Troublemaker
    Trouser flute
    Trouser hawg
    Trouser mouse
    Trouser snake
    Trouser tortoise
    Trouser trombone
    Trouser trout
    Trout baster
    Trout tickler
    Tuba
    Tube steak
    Tummy banana
    Tummy buster
    Tuna baster
    Tuna fisher, The
    Tunnel tickler
    Turd burglar
    Turgid member
    Turkey neck
    Turtle
    Twat expander
    Twat torquer
    Twat torpedo
    Twat washer
    Tweeder
    Twelve inch train of pain
    Twig
    Twig 'n' berries
    Twig n' giggle berries
    Twinkie
    Twizzler of Love, The
    Two-legged sword
    Two pebbles and a twig
    Two pounds of swinging meat
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    U
    Ugly brother
    Ugly stick
    Uncle Chunk
    Uncle Dick
    Uncle Reamus
    Uncle Richard
    Uncle Spunk
    Uncle Throbby
    Uncle Wiggly
    Unemployed, The
    Unit
    Upright citizen
    Upright organ
    Upright uncle
    Uterus unicorn
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    V
    Vagina miner
    Vaginal dilator
    Vaginal explorer
    Vein-laden meat pipe
    Vein-laden meat stick
    Veinous Maximus
    Veiny bangstick
    Verga
    Vertical dangler
    Verve pipe
    Viagra baby
    Vicious dink
    Virile member
    Vlad the Impaler
    Vomit rod
    Vomiting dummy
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    W
    Wacker
    Waldo
    Walloper
    Wally
    Wally the one-eyed wonder wiener
    Wand of light
    Wang
    Wanker
    Wanker spanker
    War hammer, The
    Water spout
    Wazoo
    Weapon of mass destruction
    Wedding finger
    Wedding tackle
    Wedding wrecker, The
    Wedge bone
    Ween
    Weenie
    Wee wee
    Wee Willy Winky
    Wee wonder stick
    Wenis
    Whamadoodle
    Whammy bar
    Whanger
    Whisker slitter
    Whistle
    Whistle stick
    Wick
    Who who
    Whopper
    Whore hammer
    Whore monger
    Whore pipe
    Whore thermometer
    Wicked scepter
    Widget
    Wiener
    Wife and kids, The
    Wife's best friend
    Wife's worst enemy
    Wigga wagga
    Wiggedy wang
    Wiggity wang
    Wiggle stick
    Wiggling worm
    Wilbert
    Wilbur
    Willard
    Willy
    Willy the one-eyed wonder worm
    Willy Wonka
    Wing-wang
    Winkster, The
    Winky
    Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret
    Wizard's staff
    Wobbly warhead
    Womb broom
    Womb hammer
    Womb raider
    Womb scud
    Womb warrior
    Wonder down under, The
    Wonder weiner
    Wonder wick
    Wonder worm
    Wong
    Wonga
    Wood
    Woodle
    Woody
    Wookie
    Worm in a roll-neck pullover
    Wormy McJuicemaker
    Wriggling pole
    Wrinklebeast
    :: top



    X
    Xcaliber
    XTC Stick
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    Y
    Yam
    Yang
    Yard O' Beef
    Yin(g) yang
    Yogurt hose
    Yogurt shooter
    Yogurt slinger
    Yul
    Yum-yum
    Yummy hummer
    :: top



    Z
    Zamboner
    Zamboni baloney
    Zapper wrench
    Zipper ripper, The
    Zipper trout
    Zipper wookie
    Zizi
    Zoobbrick
    Zorker
    :: top
    Last edited by notoriousQQ; 19-Jun-2003 at 05:20 PM.

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    Nathan was left off

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    So, what about worm in a rollneck pullover. That's classy.

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    Re: The world's largest list of penis euphemisms. Enjoy

    N
    Nag
    Nail
    NATHAN
    Navajo hogan, The
    Nebuchadnezzar
    Needle
    Nightcrawler
    Night stick
    Nimrod
    Nine inch knocker
    Nudger
    Nuke, The
    Nut cannon


    ...wait - I was wrong.

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    Some people might question why you posted this, rather than a list of pussy euphemisms.


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    Not me, though. Good work, dude.

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    Originally posted by jackangel
    Some people might question why you posted this, rather than a list of pussy euphemisms. someone has posted one of those here also


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    Not me, though. Good work, dude.

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    Whore Hammer


    Good ones!

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