Theres this chick at my work

[8pack]

And I feel she wants me. I mean when we first met she was allover me asking me questions and being very friendly. She always brings up sex or some kind of sexual innuendo when we talk. She always wants to have lunch and always stops by my office to say bye before she leaves. Also I was telling her how I got a new cable modem and she gave the username and password to a porn site she likes. To tell the truth she gets me hard as a 14 boy when I think about getting it on with her.

Should I go 4 it.

 

[GinNJuice]

If it goes bad.... will there be problems at work? If you don't work closely with her..... I'd say go for it!

 

[8pack]

Oh and I forgot to mention she's married

 

[Sassy69]

Run like hell - she will fuck you and make your life miserable. And then her husband will find out and fuck you and make your life more miserable.

Oh, and then she might bring up a sexual harrassment case against you and get you fucked out of your job too.

 

[HelmsmaN]

Rule #1 - don't get your meat where you get your bread!

 

[RIZZO]

rule#2 NEVER SHIT WHERE YOU EAT!

 

[manny78]

are you married ? anyway man Married chick ? do it.... they wont be shit...at least she knows what she wants and its obvious.

oh another question is she kind of your boss or something ?

 

[Austin316]

Don't even consider it dude, if someone slept with your wife would you throw him in a meet grinder? I would

 

[LawDawg8]

Speaking personally, and considering my volatile temper, if my wife cheated on me, I'd cut her and the other guy up into little pieces. Unless, of course, she cheated with another woman, then I'd just insist on getting a piece of the action.

Seriously, though, I'd shy away from a married woman dude... there are plenty of singles out there....

 

[8pack]

Sorry I didn't reply sooner. My goddam cable modem is out. Gotta do this from work. Ok so the pol shows five against and two for.

I usually obide by rules 1 and 2 I like rule 3 if there are no complicatins, but you never know.

Sassy you are so true. I've seen it happen before.

No I'm not married, If I were I wouldn't cheat on my wife and I definetly wouldn't want her to do the same. So I see the point of the married guys here.

But dam is she hot and by the sound of her not gettin it enough from the hubby.

I need a womans point of view. Lets say you've been married for about 8 years, your 27 and now your just going though the motions. Not much sex and the love thing is dwindiling too.

 

[Yellowbomber]

Never mix work with private

 

[Sassy69]

8pack-
I"ve been propositioned by a couple of my guy friends who got married young and even have kids and I guess are starting to feel trapped or like they missed something or whatever. A good extra-marital affair w/ a hot chick (or guy in your case) may seem like a really cool thing to do and will address the problem. And you, on the receiving side of her attention, are probably 1) flattered and really tempted by the attention 2) feel slightly sympathetic because she is saying how unsatisfied she is w/ her marriage.

Two things - either she just gets off on manipulating people (her power over men) or she is really miserable w/ her marriage and doesn't know where to turn. Both situations say you won't win. She has to deal w/ her problems in her marriage before she has any business looking outside the marriage for a fling.

Probably just generally better to stay out of it. Gets even hairier by the fact that you work with her. There are too many places for people to use that situation against you when either you or she get sick of the fling.

Don't do it.

BTW, one of my married friends did have a fling because he wasn't happy in his marriage. He got caught and now his wife doesn't trust him and the girl went "fatal attraction" on him and was "stalking" him for about 6 months - calling his wife and shitting on him, etc. And then her husband started calling my buddy's wife and giving her the sob story about how bad his marriage was, etc. Do you really want to take the chance of somethign like that?

The girl is just going to use you. She is dangling the all-powerful poonanie and waiting for you to bite.

 

[8pack]

Sassy, thanks for the advice. I really appreciate it. Guess your right. The fact that she's married is bad enough but we work together so that's double trouble.

I'll definitely try to keep it platonic.

 

[Sassy69]

Good luck 8pack. Sometimes opportunities like that can be literally tantalizing - but there always seems to be some underlying motive. And, face it, women can be evil. Nothing is free.

 

[djardin]

Don't do it bro. You never know who she is married to, or what he does, or did for a living.

Case in point my wife. Very beautifull woman, but no guy will go near her for fear of Who she is married to and how he used to earn a living!! For example if a man decided to partake in a night of love making with my ...i mean some one's wife, he would probably wake up in the middle of the night in some abandoned mill building some where in the North east coast. And be staring at a gas powered chainsaw sitting on a table in the middle of the room. He is of course chained to a steam pipe overhead and his legs are chained to four cinder blocks ( two to each leg works best, just enough to keep the legs from moving and helps weigh the bodybag down in the ocean) Then some clearly upset husband would probably start by taking little chunks out of his calves first then working up the body until he got to his obliques then started to slowly press the saw into his adulterating sides until he was sucessfully now two people.

Now I know what you might be thinking, Well what happened to your..ah...this guys wife. Well lets just say that just like my wife, this guys wife is now leaving him and taking everything he has. Now if you thought that this guy was mad before then you have not seen him after he looses his 65 inch Mitsubishi high def t.v and his Bose surround sound.

Anyway bro just some food for thought, Just do me a favor and the next time she flirts with you just think of this little story and ask your self " Is it worth it? " Im sure you will make the right decision and every one lives another day!

 

[Glootz]

Don't do it. Interested in losing your job? It could happen, sexual abuse and all .

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Eat her spleen.

 

[LawDawg8]

...with some farva beans and a nice chianti ... hehehe....

Seriously though, good advice Sassy...

 

[8pack]

Thats some funny shit people.

I didn't know that everyone was so against a consentual affair.

I have to admit my brain says DONT DO IT BUT my head wants to dive in.

I'll keep it under control. I wont ask her out for a drink after work. But if she insists on giving me head in the office I wount stop her. I get real horny in the afternoon

 

[powerlifter450]

Call me bitter but at this point in my life I've determined that most women are sluts anyway.I'm not keen on marriage.I've had married women before.I'm a dog I know.Sometimes they just wanna have a good time.Most of the time they are looking for a NEW night in shining armor and that person is you.Especially if she has kids.All these women told me thier husbands don't treat them right.Perhaps she's said the love is gone and he doesn't pay her any attention anymore.How about this one he gets On gets off and gets off,leaving her needy in many ways.

She may just like you now but she will love you later.Ramifications from the job?Dunno.I've never messed with a married woman from work.Angry husband?I never got one of those either.

Latuh.

 

[absolute hardgainer]

Heed the words of RIZZO and helmsman

hardgainer (!)

 

[8pack]

She invited me to her house this weekend.

I made up an excuse not to go.

She is getting real frisky with me.

 

[Austin316]

lol, good call, if you do indulge yourself DO NOT do it at her house, if her husband caught you in his bed who the hell knows what he'd do, you probably know that already though

 

[LawDawg8]

I'm a nice, easygoing guy, usually soft-spoken and laid-back - but I have a very evil streak in me. When I've had it, I've had it, and I feel sorry for whomever is going to take what I have to dish out.

If someone had sex with my wife knowing that she was married, I would completely lose my mind - go off the deep end. I'd use my taser on the guy, cuff and stuff 'em, and he'd wake up in an old abandoned house right outside of town that's littered with satanic cult paintings on the wall and various blood splotches all over everything. I'd tie him up, and using an exact-o knife, I'd start at the very tip of his dick and slowly slice off a millimeter at a time, pouring iodine on it after each small cut. I'd shove a hot curling iron up his ass, bust all of his teeth out, put a soldering iron through each of his eyes, cut his tongue out, and chop his hands and feet off with a machete. Then I'd drag him behind my truck for about 30 miles and leave him for the vultures.... Have a nice day!

 

[Frackal]

If a man had sex with my (future) wife, I'd fucking kill my wife!!! Not the guy! (well maybe him too just for good measure)

 

[Austin316]

I agree with Frackal, I prob wouldn't literally kill her, but she wouldn't get away with it unscathed and Id make her life a living hell, if the guy knew she was married Id fuck him up, if he didn't know, Id let him be

 

[Grizzly]

Finally, voices of reason! I was wondering if anyone had any sense. If your wife or girlfriend cheats on you then you beat the shit out of her not the guy. It isn't like it's his job to remain faithful to you.