let's discuss massage parlors

[Buddy_Christ]

i went to one once, but the chick was kinda old and wrinkly, so i didn't ask for the happy endings. the massage was good though.

do ALL asian massage parlors give happy endings? if so, i need to find one.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

You mean the ones with happy endings?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

You mean the ones with happy endings?

well, i had one massage but it was at a place that didn't give happy endings. i heard that some places that give the happy endings will also stick their finger in your butt a little to make you finish a little faster and harder...ya know, more bang for the buck. i think that'd be kinda cool.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

So where are these said places? I think it'd be cool to try one, if the chicks are hot.

 

[BileStew]

Dude, why do you keep getting bombed, the cast from Queer Eye have it out for you?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

So where are these said places? I think it'd be cool to try one, if the chicks are hot.

i dunno man. someone told me to try the Asian ones and ask them if they give a "good massage" while holding some change in my hand and make a quick stroking motion so the change jingles around a little. if they say yes, you're gonna get the happy endings.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Dude, why do you keep getting bombed, the cast from Queer Eye have it out for you?

i guess. maybe if some plat members complained that they can't read my posts because a few of the Queer Guys for Glory Holes keep bombing be, it'll stop. wh knows.


anyway, back to the topic on hand. massages.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

i dunno man. someone told me to try the Asian ones and ask them if they give a "good massage" while holding some change in my hand and make a quick stroking motion so the change jingles around a little. if they say yes, you're gonna get the happy endings.

Sounds fun.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Sounds fun.

yeah, but imagine how much shit would hit the fan if you rolled over afterwards with a big old stiffy and the chick freaked out cause they didn't give the happy endings.

 

[jerseyart]

Never been

The closest I came was dating a girl in college who worked in one. I was with her a month before some friends explained to me what happens in massage parlors. I had no fuckign clue. Even then I was like "nah, not her"

So I asked her about it

Yeah her


nasty

 

[slickdadd]

Never been

The closest I came was dating a girl in college who worked in one. I was with her a month before some friends explained to me what happens in massage parlors. I had no fuckign clue. Even then I was like "nah, not her"

So I asked her about it

Yeah her


nasty

Well...what happened? Complete with details and role playing k thx.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Never been

The closest I came was dating a girl in college who worked in one. I was with her a month before some friends explained to me what happens in massage parlors. I had no fuckign clue. Even then I was like "nah, not her"

So I asked her about it

Yeah her


nasty

so you thought the "happy ending" was because you were dating her, huh?

 

[jerseyart]

Well...what happened? Complete with details and role playing k thx.

What happened

LOL

Jersey in her dorm room: " This is gonna sound crazy, so dont be mad, but (insert name of friends) claim your.......(insert suggestion of prostitiuion)

Kim: (looking down red faced) yes itrs true

Jersey (insert stunned silence)

Kim: (insert sobbing) and some incomprehensible mutterign about being sorry, needing to pay for school, I love you blah blah blah

Jersey (heart broken)...walks out of room

 

[biteme]

What happened

LOL

Jersey in her dorm room: " This is gonna sound crazy, so dont be mad, but (insert name of friends) claim your.......(insert suggestion of prostitiuion)

Kim: (looking down red faced) yes itrs true

Jersey (insert stunned silence)

Kim: (insert sobbing) and some incomprehensible mutterign about being sorry, needing to pay for school, I love you blah blah blah

Jersey (heart broken)...walks out of room

Good riddance.

 

[The Red Dragon]

Hope you don't get arrested one day in a bust

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i cant do that, id feel low as hell paying someone for sex knowing that really, in a better world, they wouldnt be doing what they are

jersey, did you stay in touch with her after that? not prying, just curious what you did...i dont know what id do in that situation...depressing..

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i cant do that, id feel low as hell paying someone for sex knowing that really, in a better world, they wouldnt be doing what they are

jersey, did you stay in touch with her after that? not prying, just curious what you did...i dont know what id do in that situation...depressing..

yeah, but if you went into a massage parlor, got your massage, and as you're laying there at the end of it, suddenly the chick starts jerking you off and your dick is hard as a rock, you wouldn't stop her. admit it, you wouldn't be able to say, "no, that's ok, i can do that myself."

 

[gab9681]

A massage parlor in a neighboring town got busted last year. Apparently they were offering some pretty extravagant happy endings, i.e. full blown prostitution in the back rooms. Not just hand jobs here. The town isn't really that big either. I guess no one got busted though because the owner had a list of all the clients and apparently there were some pretty high class clients. Kind of a blackmail deal.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

yeah, but if you went into a massage parlor, got your massage, and as you're laying there at the end of it, suddenly the chick starts jerking you off and your dick is hard as a rock, you wouldn't stop her. admit it, you wouldn't be able to say, "no, that's ok, i can do that myself."

thats right, i wouldnt say "no, thats ok, i can do it myself"...i would probably jump 2 feet in the air from a lying position the second she touched my weewee with a big girly scream

 

[Buddy_Christ]

thats right, i wouldnt say "no, thats ok, i can do it myself"...i would probably jump 2 feet in the air from a lying position the second she touched my weewee with a big girly scream

yeah, but then you'd be thinking, "well, she already got it up, might as well let her finish."

of course, afterwards you'd have to ponder just how many other guys she jerked off. the thought of a massage chick jerking off 20 guys a day 7 days a week and then applying her experiences towards my penis makes me horny.

 

[jerseyart]

i cant do that, id feel low as hell paying someone for sex knowing that really, in a better world, they wouldnt be doing what they are

jersey, did you stay in touch with her after that? not prying, just curious what you did...i dont know what id do in that situation...depressing..

Ditto the paid sex thing. Just wrong to buy human flesh.

Hard not to see her, she was only one floor up inthe dorm, we used the same cafeteria to eat etc. I was too much of a kid though to cut her any slack for failing to live up to my expectations of what she should be. In short, I ingored her and basically walked away whenever she tried to talk to me. I was cruel, and I regret that a great deal

 

[gtrcivic]

well first time went to a jack shack was on my 31st bday.. had about 5 shots before we left the last bar... caught a cab and feeling really noxious w/the cabby swerving up/down the road.. get to the JS..3 working girls and 5 of us.. so they all point to me and 2 others volunteer...3 steps then i puke into the plant pot they had in thelobby...

Yu git out of here, yu must go...says mama san...friend helps me outside.. see 5-0 30 yards away.. mama san sees it and say Yu go to batroom and stay there..puked my brains out...

did end up going to a few while in Shanghai, Hong Kong....can't beat 30min massage and happy ending/jerky jerky all for $30...other place was $50 for 30min massage and sex...another was for $40 for jerky/sucky and 30 min massage...and you could choose the girl...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

yeah, but then you'd be thinking, "well, she already got it up, might as well let her finish."

of course, afterwards you'd have to ponder just how many other guys she jerked off. the thought of a massage chick jerking off 20 guys a day 7 days a week and then applying her experiences towards my penis makes me horny.

nah id be thinking "golden you seedy bor wtf are you doing in this nasty place with this chick"

im really picky with sexy stuff...if it isnt exactly how i like it, i go cold and get out of there. paid sex? no way. even if someone else paid for it id tell the girl to lay down and have a nap at $300 an hour, cause thats all shes going to do around me

 

[jerseyart]

Ditto GD

What is the appeal of sleeping with a chick who is only there for the cash

 

[Razorguns]

la is full of massage parlours. Filled with smuggled in chinese ladies held captive.

pretty cheap rates. It's pretty much legalized prostitution cuz cops here have enough problems with the drug trade, let alone a bunch of old guys getting jacked off.

 

[Lestat]

la is full of massage parlours. Filled with smuggled in chinese ladies held captive.

pretty cheap rates. It's pretty much legalized prostitution cuz cops here have enough problems with the drug trade, let alone a bunch of old guys getting jacked off.

same for San Diego.. i guess the miltary keeps them in business.

$50 for a massage...

$20 tip gets you happy ending

$60 gets you blowjob

$100 gets you full service

Its pretty much all the same at all of them. Older asian women though, generally not attractive. They will keep the lights nice and low for you though.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

nah id be thinking "golden you seedy bor wtf are you doing in this nasty place with this chick"

im really picky with sexy stuff...if it isnt exactly how i like it, i go cold and get out of there. paid sex? no way. even if someone else paid for it id tell the girl to lay down and have a nap at $300 an hour, cause thats all shes going to do around me

for some reason i always seem to get you confused with Vynalgroover. where's he at anyway? he'd be telling the chick to shove the biggest buttplug she can find up his ass while getting sucked off.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I need to find a hand-job house....

 

[Razorguns]

My favorite are the 24 hour massage parlors. Cuz of course, everyone needs a "massage" at 3 in the morning.

 

[Dirk Howat]

Ditto the paid sex thing. Just wrong to buy human flesh.

Hard not to see her, she was only one floor up inthe dorm, we used the same cafeteria to eat etc. I was too much of a kid though to cut her any slack for failing to live up to my expectations of what she should be. In short, I ingored her and basically walked away whenever she tried to talk to me. I was cruel, and I regret that a great deal

You should have kept banging her if she was hot. Don't eat her out, hell, I would not even kiss her. Just bang the shit out of her. If she does'nt like it, oh well. Good thing, maybe you could get some money from her. Bad thing, if you were eating her out before and kissing her, think of the germs.


Wonder why we do not like our girls to be prostitutes.

 

[Dirk Howat]

same for San Diego.. i guess the miltary keeps them in business.

$50 for a massage...

$20 tip gets you happy ending

$60 gets you blowjob

$100 gets you full service

Its pretty much all the same at all of them. Older asian women though, generally not attractive. They will keep the lights nice and low for you though.

The only thing that would be worth it is the full service. I do not see much "value" in a blowjob or a massage. Being they were fuggly, it would have been better to go to Tiajuna instead and finda hot prostitute. But, prostitutes are a matter of convience.


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[V&M]

I don't know where you live but in Toronto(and around it), there's tons of them. I read about them all the time in the newspaper. Usually the charges stem from them having underage girls working there to offering 'full service'. I have never been but I have to admit, I've been tempted. I think the reason I don't go is because of the happy ending making me too happy. I'd be back once a week.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

You should have kept banging her if she was hot. Don't eat her out, hell, I would not even kiss her. Just bang the shit out of her. If she does'nt like it, oh well. Good thing, maybe you could get some money from her. Bad thing, if you were eating her out before and kissing her, think of the germs.


Wonder why we do not like our girls to be prostitutes.

i know a guy that went down on a prostitute. sick fucker.