Can I just ask a really childish really basic sex question?

[Robert Jan]

How do you put on a condom?

I've never used one before. by the time me and girl first fucked we had been going down on each other for months and she was on the pill, I wasn't too worried.

I need to know this shit what if I meet a girl soon and just dont know it would be emberassing.

I know you get an erection, grab the tip *reservoir* between thumb and index finger and then roll it over your penis by making sort of the downward movement of jacking off.

But I tried that once and it didn't fucking fit over. How can you roll it when the circumference of your penis is greater than that of a rolled up condom (which i imagine it is for most people)

There also doesnt seem to be any choice in sizes unless you go to a specialist store or so. How can somebody with a 4 inch and somebody with a 9 inch wear the same condom?

This is such Sex ABC stuff but I never really bothered before and now I found i cant really do it.

I bought a three pack once and actually spoiled all three trying to put them on. Durex thinglide with lube and spermicide i believe

 

[rnch]

in this day and age, you are sexually active and never have used a condom??

ok, off my soap box and on to your question.....

everybody's anatomy is different, what works for sam doesn't always work for joe.

for me, i leave it in the shape it comes out of the package, set it on the tip of my pierced penis, and slowly roll it down as far as it will go towards the base of the shaft.

if you keep tearing condoms, perhaps a SMALL drop of lube on the tip of your penis will help to roll it down. don't use too much lube, or it will slide off at the most inoppertune moments.

 

[Robert Jan]

I never broke one I couldn't slide them over

The rolled up condom is narrower than my dick
and Im not big hung or anything

Did I buy XS condoms by accident or something

 

[rnch]

condoms DO come in different sizes to accommodate different sized guys. it's made to be slightly narrower than your shaft and it will stretch as you roll it down and stay on you. a good latex condome will stretch to unbelieveable sizes. (try making a water ballon out of one!)

 

[Robert Jan]

they dont stretch when rolled up

Was strangling my penis n stuff

anyway my guess is I should just try this again some time

I didnt see different sizes in the pharmacy ill check.

 

[rnch]

yes, there can be an initial feeling of tightness, robert....if this is bothering you try different brands....the condoms made for larger sizes will also be wider. perhaps you are thicker than the average guy.

the "pleasure plus" brand works well for me....the tip has enough room for my piercings and doesn't "strangle my shaft".


dude....i can't empasize the importance of "wrapping that sucker". you are literally playing with your life. all it takes is one time of unprotected sex to catch a social disease or worse.

experiment around untl you find a brand of condom you are comfortable wearing. experimentation is half the fun here!!!!!!!! use the leftovers for water ballons or stretch over the door knobs of your friend's homes!

 

[Robert Jan]

I only had sex with one girl and im the only one she had sex with, and she was on the pill.

No redness, burning or itching yet man

 

[rnch]

or so she sezzzzz.................

 

[Robert Jan]

She tells me all sorts of nasty shit about herself. Shes not a façade girl...

 

[gonelifting]

I understand what your saying RJ but you gotta just PASS that initial point of your head going into the condom and everything else will fall into place. If it was`nt tight, you may as well wear a tube sock on your penis.

With your thinking, you would never do anal with a girl because "it did`nt fit into the opening" lol it`s almost the same thing. you know? You`re hard anyway, just grin and bear it, and roll that sucker on. Once past the point, you`re golden.

Maybe you need Magnums, Extra large condoms. Don`t know and If you bought very cheap condoms, maybe they WERE too small.

You DON`T know everything. ha














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