That's a pussy gettin' rooster. Is his name Brewster?
He fucked a snail, he fucked a snipe
he fucked every damn thing in sight
One day farmer Brown said to Brewster,
"Brewster one day you're gonna fuck yourself to death."
Farmer Brown was out working the field one day when he came upon
Brewster Rooster all stretched out and stiff as a board.
"I tried to tell you Brewster, but you wouldn't listen and now you've gone done and fucked yourself to death." Brewster raised up slowly and put his finger to his lip and then pointed up in the sky and said, "Shhhhhh. Buzzards."