that was one of the best shows ever:
Peg- "Al there are still some things that we can do that don't cost any money. Im talking about sex Al."
Al- "Great the one thing I would actually pay for"
Some good al quotes:
"Son, let this be a lesson to you. Never do tequila shooters within a country mile of a marriage chapel. "
Dad had one great dream, a dream that had been handed down from generation to generation of male Bundys. To build their own room and live separately from their wives. Sadly, they all failed.
Jefferson: So, Al, where are you going to go?
Al: Somewhere where shoemen run wild and free under a big sky. Where never is heard an impregnated word, and the hooters are uncovered all day.
Jefferson: That's beautiful, Al.
Jefferson: I don't want to live with Marcy anymore. She wants sex all the time. I mean, sex with your pregnant wife is like putting gas in the tank of a car you already wrecked.
Al: Thank God my wife pulls into self-serve.
Al: God, I love Sundays. It's the one day of the week I get to sleep later than you, Peg. Saturday night I stay up extra extra late, and eat an enormous amount of tacos so there's no way you could possibly be next to me when I wake up.
Peggy: You don't have to eat tacos for that, honey.
Al: I can't afford to take that chance. Ah, but when I'm sure you're gone, I can finally slip off my underwear and safely sleep naked as God intended. Oh, the sensations. Why, with Mommy gone, I feel almost sexual. Ah, Sunday. It almost makes you want to go to church. Almost.