Which dictator are you ? (little test inside)

[manny78]

http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/

Seems like I'm Saddam Hussein:

You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!

 

[Cuthbert]

"You are: George W. Bush.

"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!"

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

tony blair, wtf give me a fucking break

 

[velvett]

TONY BLAIR

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

 

[SoreArms]

I'm Chairman Mao

You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

why am i tony blair?

 

[Lao Tzu]

Joseph Stalin

Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!






LOL. I used to post on EF under the handle Joseph_Stalin. Small world.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Tony Blair. Well, I do like England. Best pubs in the world!

 

[redshirt27se]

I got Tony Blair too. Why was he even included in this list, I didn't know this was a pussy test.

 

[The_Eviscerator]

TONY BLAIR

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

I was Tony Blair too. Whoever made this quiz is an obvious left wing moron.