Fantasia... my work buddies took me there for a going-away party. One of the guys wasn't even in university yet.. like 18 at the time, boozing it up. He got an Asian stripper, and paid for 4 songs ($20 each). For an extra $10 he went down on her for 5 minutes in one of the back rooms. The rest of us were envious, but not that dumb. Shit, this was Fantasia, you KNOW they've been around. A bouncer warned another stripper to move her hand off my buddy G's groin & she started complaining
"what the difference if I use my hand down his pants or my ass? It's the same thing right?"
Then she told G, "hey let's sit over here instead so I can see if he comes round again". Oh yeah, he got pretty happy.
After clubbing one night (after 2 am) I hopped in a cab with a buddy, started off home at first but I figured, "hey let's go to Fantasia, they might still be open". He was drunk too so we cabbed it from Guverment to Major Mac (at least half an hour). I spent $100, withdrew another $140 (fuckers charge $20 service charge in the in-house ATM cause they know you need it), spent that too and went down to my last spare change. One hot Cuban came by and offered a lap dance.
"you're just fucking hot but I don't have enough money"
"how much you got"
"6 bucks"
"ok, gimme all of it"
And, she was damn good. She didn't hold back. I didn't hold back either.
They take your money man, they just take it all. No shame.
We stayed till it finally shut down and walked out in the sun like God's flashlight. Respectable citizens shopping,walking their dogs are looking at us, in club clothes smelling like beer and baby oil.
Best. Night. Ever.