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havoc

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posted November 15, 2000 08:04 AM

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Madbomber miraculously made mad, mundane mice make marvelous macaroni on Monday.

Your turn.

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"Navigate the Treacherous and make it look Effortless"


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Captain_insano

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posted November 15, 2000 08:17 AM

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Havoc Whole Heartedly Held Hemp High in His Head.

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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted November 15, 2000 08:20 AM

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Good one Captain.

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havoc

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posted November 15, 2000 08:37 AM

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Continiously creating crisis Captain contaminated cooky camels while carelessly cumming constantly.

Cap-good one from you though.

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Thick dawg

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posted November 15, 2000 08:59 AM

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Slopain services Special Bill's svelt schlong serendipitously.


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WODIN

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posted November 15, 2000 09:00 AM

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Havoc humped a hermaphroditic hostile ho.

Rotten rode a rectile thermometor, rightously to the rodeo.

Slick sucked the skin off a super sized swizzle stick!

Fracal fucked a ferret in a feline feeding frenzy forming a freaky deaky funk fart.

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AACK!!!


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Dlady27

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posted November 15, 2000 09:04 AM

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wodin, those were funny! really good ones!

I also like the one capt. gave about Havoc.


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Thick dawg

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posted November 15, 2000 09:09 AM

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DLADY digs donkey dick.


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madbomber31

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posted November 15, 2000 09:14 AM

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DLADY DEVILISHLY DABBLED IN DRINKING DICKS DRY...

SORRY D, ITS ALL I COULD THINK OF.


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supersizeme

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posted November 15, 2000 09:21 AM

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dalton deftly drives detrimental delinquents from the double deuce, demanding the discontinuous dilection of a daunting doctor.

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Oatmeal is your friend.


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Captain_insano

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posted November 15, 2000 09:23 AM

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SteelSoilder Shot "Shuck" While Shouting Shit Sally you Shocked my Shitter With you're Small fingers!

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havoc

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posted November 15, 2000 09:24 AM

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LOL, these are great.

Wodin wanks his willy woefully while waiting and wishing in whale waters.

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havoc

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posted November 15, 2000 09:27 AM

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Silly Supersize sodomizes slippery salamanders seeking shitty sucotash.

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madbomber31

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posted November 15, 2000 09:30 AM

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CAPTAINS FAMOUS CRANIUM KICKING COCK KICKED KATS CUNT THEN CONTINUED TO CREAM ON THE CANADIAN KITTY....

UM, DIRTY MIND TODAY I GUESS... BUT I COULD SEE CAP HAVING A SEX MOVE CALLED THE CRANIUM KICK...


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Thick dawg

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posted November 15, 2000 09:35 AM

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Havoc humps hardcore homeless hunk's hairy heinies.


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WODIN

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posted November 15, 2000 09:37 AM

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Weaponx woefully writes wordy wingdings wanting women to worship his worm size willy!

Chesty chucks chikens while churning chud in a cheap chunky chair

Special_bill spins spam while spasticaly spinning splooldge spotters!

Shagwell shoots shower shots to show sheepishly short shiney shovel shippers.

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AACK!!!


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Thick dawg

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posted November 15, 2000 09:51 AM

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Wodin winces woefully when Wodin's wife worriedly witnesses Wodin's wilting wee wee


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kat

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posted November 15, 2000 10:14 AM

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MadBomber!!!! Ewwww........(no offense Capt'n)


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BigTruck

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posted November 15, 2000 10:15 AM

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Havoc's homogenous hempy hide held hidden hairy homies with homilies that humped a hundred hated hermaphrodites holding his Heinekin.


Madbomber made miraculous miracle whip while marvelously migrating marsupials mistakenly motivated monkeys for his pleasure.


Insano�s impending insight into the insidious industry of infidelity instantly implemented internationally intrepid investigators.


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havoc

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posted November 15, 2000 10:35 AM

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Big Truck's are good especially for Insano.

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Dlady27

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posted November 15, 2000 10:56 AM

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OMG!!! those are hysterical! I have too much work now to think of anything, but you guys are doing great on your own.


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freak daddy

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posted November 15, 2000 11:08 AM

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freak da fuck da fuck my freak
seek da freak da lick my meat
freak da fuck da fuck my freak
freak ya seek yo clit i eat

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freak daddy


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted November 15, 2000 11:40 AM

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Havoc hopes horrendously horny homely hoes will hop on his huge hard heavy heavenly handsome body & hump him harmoniously & half heartedly.

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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted November 15, 2000 11:41 AM

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Thick is quick to quit

say it fast 50 times....(pertaining to his sexual relations)


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted November 15, 2000 11:50 AM

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Rotten repeatedly raises his rank ripe rectal then relishing, remembers and remorses the remarkable ripping risk.


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted November 15, 2000 11:56 AM

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Wodin wanders wanting warm weak worthless wussy, waiting for whatever will wook at him. But no such luck buc...Wodin is a smuck.

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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted November 15, 2000 12:09 PM

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JohnnyO juggles jiggling ju-ju's in July


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Rotten

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posted November 15, 2000 12:14 PM

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Slick's secretary skills sucks solidly since she's secretly sucking her short sinewy boss's slong and swallowing while he smacks her sizable ass.

Sincerely,
Stacy


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted November 15, 2000 12:19 PM

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Rotten rams raw rubens up his rectum.


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Captain_insano

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posted November 15, 2000 12:20 PM

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Good one BigTruck....

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WODIN

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posted November 15, 2000 12:22 PM

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Slick sucks schlongs by the seashore!

Say it ten times fast!

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Rotten

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posted November 15, 2000 12:27 PM

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Mmmmmmm, reubins. I'm hungry now.


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havoc

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posted November 15, 2000 12:28 PM

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Slick slams silly sex symbols silently so she supercedes sucking savage sacks of semen.


Yours were good to Slick.

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madbomber31

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posted November 15, 2000 12:35 PM

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FRACKAL FOOLISHLY FUCKS FEMALES FRESH FISHY FOLD, AND FEVERISHLY FINDS FRIENDS FALLEN EARS TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT TOO!!!

YA, SO THE END ISNT QUITE RIGHT, BUT ITS FITTING. OOOOOH FITTING, ANOTHER F WORD TO ADD


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted November 15, 2000 12:50 PM

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be original Wodin...ya smuck...


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Checkmatebloated

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posted November 15, 2000 01:37 PM

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Thick's prick slipped in slick slimmy slit.


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Captain_insano

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posted November 15, 2000 03:07 PM

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I hope i am not Poor with The people's Whore named Gore till 2004!

How ya like me now!

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fistfullofsteel

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posted November 15, 2000 03:19 PM

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twisted steel is a fuck that can suck a big fat cock. What a smuck whose about smart as a rock because he can't follow directions and is a big wanna be mod.


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madbomber31

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posted November 15, 2000 03:21 PM

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GEEZ MAN...

ONE THING I WOULD LIKE TO SAY IN DEFENSE OF TWISTED... IS THIS... WE DONT KNOW THE STORY.


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Captain_insano

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posted November 15, 2000 05:08 PM

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Hey Steel,

Read what i wrote about you....

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KiNg_BeNNy

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posted November 15, 2000 05:21 PM

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very nice fellas

peace kb


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BigGuns2

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posted November 16, 2000 10:22 AM

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This shit is funny as hell!

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There is a very fine line between pain and pleasure.


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted November 16, 2000 11:38 AM

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I keep thinking of more...

On Wednesdays wodin wades in waist high water waiting to willfully work his willie in a white whales wide watery mouth wishing it was a worthless woman.

WORD UP


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted November 16, 2000 12:07 PM

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King Benny --


Benny bashfully begs to be brutally beaten by bad breath big breasted beautiful ball busting broads, Benny's brain is the beginning benefactor in this bad ass buoyant behavior.

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thermo

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posted November 16, 2000 03:07 PM

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fistfullofsteel,
what was that dude?
your not even involved, nor do you even know whats goin on.
as smart as a rock? for your information, the man has helped me out alot. fine , voice your opinions,but why start talkin shit about people that you dont even know anything about? found it kind of rude,mouth


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted November 16, 2000 03:56 PM

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Ranger regularly rides rhino�s in the rain round his romote range.


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