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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1050 |
Someone really really pissed me off today.Im looking for some ideas to get him back without beating his ass & getting locked up.. ------------------ Bros before Hos SIG EP 4 LIFE!     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 188 |
plant some snort in his auto. then call the police! ------------------ | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 1825 |
Bro, The Internet is the ultimate weapon of revenge. It gives you anonymity and access to everything - everything. The following is for entertainment purposes only. You could find out his social security number, date of birth, address, etc, start a bank account in his name, get a phony license in his name, destroy his credit, pick up a few things on ths side for yourself, and cause him level of misery that a good ass beating would not approach. All the info is out there, and on the Net it will tell you where to look and how to find "secret" info. Remember - entertainment purposes only. I advocate forgive and forget for most things. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 887 |
Note to self: Never make MattTheSkywalker angry. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 287 |
depending on the situation...hide frozen shrimp somewhere where he is often...car, office, etc. make it sneaky so they never find them. aka if in an office, unscrew a seat and drop the shrimp down the seat post. in a car, go for somewhere up under the seat. anyways, 2 to 3 days later he will constantly be catching whiffs off dirty box, and well only you will know what it really is. | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 24 |
If his car has the plastic screw in gas cap, put pvc pipe glue on it and screw it in, it will cost him a shit load to have that fixed. If it has a metal cap, use super glue, or crazy glue. while your at it with the crazy glue, put some on his windshield wipers, where they meet the glass. If you can find a glass cutter, score the very outside edge of the rear window all the way around, wipe off any dust, and when he gets too about 60 m.p.h. with his window down, the rear window should blow out. Put a can of fix a flat into one of his fully inflated tires, from what I have been told, it will get real crazy when he drives about an eighth of a mile. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1039 |
damn skywalker, THAT WILL GET HIM 20 TO LIFE!! lol scott--nothing beats sugar in the gas tank if his gas cap is unlocked. His car will die, and it will cost him over a grand to fix it. Cant beat that. or you can just burn his house down. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 401 |
Get a vial of acid... hehehe... and dose his morning coffee or whatever the fuck this biatch drinks ... then sitback and watch the drama unfold. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 409 |
Amatuers... Here is a little "pain in the ass thing to do" Get every one of those inserts in every magazine you can find for subscriptions..fill them out in his name and address (have a trusted female friend do this for you) and click the "bill me later" box..do this for about 50 different magazines..This can look bad on his credit rating.. Now this one is definately for entertainment purposes only... Find a typwriter that you can stuff at your targets garage,back yard..anywhere around him where he won't find it.... Now..type a letter to someone very high in public office..for hypothetical talk here..lets say the "President" of some country..Lets say the most Powerful country...probably the one he lives in would be best.. (get the point) Type about how it would be nice to see him gone permanetly..and they he is just the guy to do it...talk about "Explosive' topics...talk about death and how everyone has to face it...some SOONER....Talk about all the High Powered Weapons you have and know how to use them..And make sure you type in his real name and city he lives in... I would wear rubber gloves for handling any of these little joke papers... And mail it off..of course..near the closest post office near your target...It would be comical to see the Secret Service agents kicking the door and making your guy shit his pants...it would be a shame if they found that typewriter... Now, guys..you know me..this is all entertainment purposes only...and hypothetical...I do not recommend threating any public offical...put if your target does...Hey?? What can you do... I am the master of revenge......a dish best served cold.... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 224 |
Remove every lugnut from every wheel on his car. Get someone to help you shake the car back and forth till all the wheels fall off. Take them home with you. He will have one BITCH of a time trying to jack the thing up, and still won't have any wheels to put on it anyways. |
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