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Chat & Conversation GEORGE CARLIN ON RELIGION
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Author | Topic: GEORGE CARLIN ON RELIGION | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 899 |
"...speaking of bullshitting, you have to stand in AWE, in AWE of the biggest bullshit story ever invented, THE BIBLE. The bible has actually conviced people that there is an invisible man in the sky watching over you... ..And while He is All-Powerful, he has this list of 10 specific things that he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these things he will send you to a place full of fire and smoke and pain and suffering..... ...but he loves you....AND HE NEEDS MONEY!!!!!!!" LOL | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1142 |
FRACKAL YOU SHOULD POST THE WHOLE THING.HE IS THE MAN.LETS WRITE HIM IN ON OUR BALLOTS. ------------------ HEAVEN IS THE BACKSEAT OF MY CADILLAC.
I CAME.....I SAW........I BENCHED IT....... | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 899 |
Actually steel, that's not a bad idea...seriously. I did that from memory though. Some kid at my school has all his cds. | ||
Moderator Posts: 1640 |
I've never heard his CD's before.. but that was funny. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1142 |
ILL POST IT ------------------ HEAVEN IS THE BACKSEAT OF MY CADILLAC.
I CAME.....I SAW........I BENCHED IT....... |
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