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 Whats the Eal with Everyone Taking on New AKA Names?
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Mutant   
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Just tired of being who you are? or want no one to know who you are? To many newbies to be a coincidence......pretty hate machine... ------------------ The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.     | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 13 |
I've been a lurker here for awhile, but thank you for your warm welcome. Its funny getting accused by someone who everyone thinks is a guy. | ||
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Olympian 
Posts: 1994 |
Big Buck aka Shag's love slave aka Stud aka God's gift to women........just playin...only have one handle.... ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3365 |
Pretty Hate Machine...you lurker...is that like a peeping tom? I have been accuse of worse than being a man sugar lips....being Thick Dog. Big Buck.....for a slave you sure are treated well... | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 13 |
A lurker is better then a peeping tom. A lurker can learn about everyone beforehand and have all the advantages. | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1994 |
quote: true, I'm a good boy most of the time....but when I'm BAD, I like u to punish me... | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3365 |
true lurkers do have advantages....but a peeing tom if taking pictures has even more possiblities to get advantages... Big Buck.....I will not toleraterate you insolence....your just asking for it...literally... | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1788 |
you can borow my whip if necessary Ms. Shags...I've already broken in my boy, so its not needed anymore.  | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 13 |
If I was to get pictures I would ask you for them. Maybe as I was leaving your house the next morning. I think not having pictures just leaves more to the imagination. |
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posted February 21, 2001 12:29 PM
