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Mikey

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 91
From:Just leaving your girlfriends house!
Registered: Sep 2000

posted February 21, 2001 11:56 AM

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A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.

They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.

After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" The woman says, "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."


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AGENT SHAGWELL

Mutant

Posts: 3355
From:cryogenically frozen somewhere in FL
Registered: Aug 2000

posted February 21, 2001 12:00 PM

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hehehe...me likes...but no trading up!


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Gilbyag

Olympian

Posts: 1954
From:Cowboys From Hell Tx USA
Registered: May 2000

posted February 21, 2001 12:04 PM

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ive got no place to keep those freak'n 5ft stuffed bears anymore. I think Ill donate them to TD's 5ft stuffed bear whore house.


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latindiva

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 151
From:freeport ny usa
Registered: Jan 2001

posted February 21, 2001 12:06 PM

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LOL


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supersizeme

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1242
From:Ho Patrolville, USA
Registered: Jun 2000

posted February 21, 2001 12:08 PM

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the only thing TD has that is 5ft long is the back hair that his mother shaves off him biweekly.


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