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Slopain

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posted February 20, 2001 07:34 PM

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See its supposed to be a good thing, that they approach us now, and that they are more direct and foward in asking for what they want. But damn it all if it isn't biting me in the ass now, I got a girl and occasionally have some sideline action going on (save the ethical shit for someone that cares - you don't really know me). But its hard as hell now to be juggling, b/c all of them just straight up ask why you can spend only the day with them and not the night - or who are you going to be with tonight. I tell her my fams' is taking me out, shes like its 9pm what about the kids they going to go out and party with you. Its really making it hard for Slopain to keep a few things going at the same time.

This is just a rant, and doesn't require any responses or coherant thought processing on either the posters behalf or the readees behalf.

thank you and if that ho cant swim shes bound to drizown.

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posted February 20, 2001 07:40 PM

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LMAO @ Slo....my good friend "pimpin ain't easy, but it sure if fun" U just gotta keep juggling dem hoes, I know it gets hard at times, when u forget which lie to told which one, but stay strong my brother and don't let those women tame you!!!


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posted February 20, 2001 07:53 PM

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thas riiiigghhhtt

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posted February 20, 2001 08:15 PM

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slo i think as long as you don't try to juggle two of them from the same zoo you should be ok.

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posted February 20, 2001 08:52 PM

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that must have been the mistake Im guessing the other one smelled the phermones from the camel. oh well live and learn.

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posted February 20, 2001 08:55 PM

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Try dating girls from different lunch periods at the special-kids elementary school.


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posted February 21, 2001 09:02 AM

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My biggest problem is trying to remember how many fingers go in each girl. You should see the look on 2-finger Annie's face when I mistake her for double-fist Wanda...


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 21, 2001 09:33 AM

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Slopain....even though you are a plague for woman, and I should do everything in my power to ruin you plans of taking over the world....I will offer my help to you

2 key things:
1-If you own a cell phone turn it off,

2-Always check caller ID and do not answer if the one you are not going out with is calling,

3-When asked where or what you did last night, tell them you are trying to get more sleep to increase your recovery from lifting, so you were sleeping

P.S. If they are psycho...and drive by you casa to check for your car and it is not there, then you went out to get something to eat beacuse you had no more chicken and steak at the house and you have to eat every 2 hours.

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posted February 21, 2001 09:47 AM

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What ever happened to "I'm going out with my buddies.", which tranlates to Go find something else to do and leave my ass alone. Women use to understand this.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 21, 2001 10:20 AM

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lol...silly Wodin..lol..


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posted February 21, 2001 10:33 AM

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The best thing to do is find the ones that care about being with you for you and not who you are with, it a rare find, but I've been with the same 3 women for the last 8 years in the same house for the last 6 and it works wonderfully, not lying, worry which one likes this, which ones like that, of course we all have kids together so that actually helped the situation and made it what it is today, sometimes it rough but its great.

Just picture one guy, 3 women who all get along to a point, and 5 kids in the same house. I wouldn't change it for anything.

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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quote:
Originally posted by schlong:
Just picture one guy, 3 women who all get along to a point, and 5 kids in the same house. I wouldn't change it for anything.


I'm picturing a house of mentally fucked up people and kids....what about you?


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posted February 21, 2001 11:33 AM

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Sounds like she likes the keep tabs on you! I'd be very leary of her......

My guess is that she may have some side line action going herself- just wants to be sure you do not walk in on her and the new guy!!!! Kidding with you doll!


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Slopain

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posted February 21, 2001 11:41 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by AGENT SHAGWELL:
Slopain....even though you are a plague for woman, and I should do everything in my power to ruin you plans of taking over the world....I will offer my help to you

2 key things:
1-If you own a cell phone turn it off,

2-Always check caller ID and do not answer if the one you are not going out with is calling,

3-When asked where or what you did last night, tell them you are trying to get more sleep to increase your recovery from lifting, so you were sleeping

P.S. If they are psycho...and drive by you casa to check for your car and it is not there, then you went out to get something to eat beacuse you had no more chicken and steak at the house and you have to eat every 2 hours.


tsk tsk tsk this is elementary my dear agent,

1. I dont turn the cell phone off, b/c as any true player knows - the person calling can tell if its off when it kicks you to voicemail after only one ring. I turn it to silent and leave it in the car. Also caller ID one thought to be a gift from the playa gods - can also be a curse if your girl happens to hand you your phone while its ringing (a true playa never lets his female answer the phones of course) so you use nicknames that sound innocent enough.

#2 I never answer unless its a homie - excuse to her? "Shit why do I care whos callin your right here, who else do I need to talk at?"

#3 This is a tough one as I will look tore up the next day when the girl sees me, these excuses are the hardest and believe my I have told some fucken UNBELIVABLE ones and pulled them off (well maybe she knows but she doesnt say anything) examples: on a trip to TJ while fucken around with the "help" in the clubs I told her the police detained us overnight. I also told her my buddy in SD needed me to pick up a gym bag full of roids cuz he was being followed. Business trips (this one is a dead give away). The best is the half lie where I can say Im just going out with the homies.

P.S.:I leave the car there and let the girl drive

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Gilbyag

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posted February 21, 2001 11:44 AM

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I just let them bitch all they want, then fuk'm and kick their ass out.


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Simple lies I think are the best...beacause if they start questioning you you can say...if I was lieing i would come up with a better lie than that.

Plus then if she's buggin', you can say....I'm sorry but I need sleep, I love you but your asking me to give up sleep...don't you care about my health?!..make her feel like she has wronged you


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Slopain

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ah turning the tables is the only way. I dont want to kick my girls ass out I love her, the others I dont care about but me likes me girl

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 21, 2001 12:27 PM

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just a question here no neg or postive tones in anyway.....you love her yet you sleep around on her? is it behind her back or has she said that this does not cause her pain in you relationship?


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It is behind her back.

I know the conflict is hard to understand and I don't take offense because honestly I know its not "right" but I love her to death and will marry her one day, but Im 24 and have urges that neet satiation.

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posted February 21, 2001 12:40 PM

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Slo, my homie, don't let the women tame u...stay strong...PLAYA POWER


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posted February 21, 2001 12:47 PM

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I can't believe y'all are a bunch of players, thats why most of us play with you.

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Yup its a two way street diva, keep the good one around and the "playettes" around for the one-nighters.

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posted February 21, 2001 01:13 PM

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Slo...do you think it will cause her pain if she knew?


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undoubtedly, yes

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So here's my question...why not tell her you love her, but are young and wanna fuck around (you choose the words)?


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That would hurt her for sure. This is an argument you wont win, and not because your not right (I think you are) but because my choice in this matter isn't based upon reason its based on lust. I love her to death, and I hope one day I can become monogamous. If it counts for anything I didnt cheat on her for like the first 6 months we were together (before her I never was monog. even for a week). Shes got the good yo!

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Natuturally you do whatever you feel comfortable doing...just a heads up...if hte girl is a smart girl, and she finds out she might not ever let you in her life again....if a person can cheat once, they can and statistically do do it again.

I'm a big honesty person....I'd rather have the truth...I can accept and maybe forgive......lie to me, I want nothing to do with you


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I once had a high school teacher whos answer to anything that involved a moral decision was: "Don't get caught" although he was a half-wit and got fired soon after, I live by those words sometimes. I dont plan on getting caught yes there is a risk of getting caught - but Im counting on me getting through without her finding out.

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I'll bet Mrs. Slopain is getting filled out like a job application as we speak. I might even be involved...


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yeah right, Im no stranger to the ways of women so I normally wouldn't doubt it. But I am 100% positve she isn't and probably hasn't even thought about it as desirable or a possiblilty I keep her satisfied. And as a general rule of thumb - in order for a girl to be acceptable to me she has to, by defintion, be repulsed by you TD. tata!

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Slo....only time will tell....girls tend to have good intuition on cheaters....she might already know....whats that rap song by that girl about her not minding that her boyfriend is liying because he's gettin some somewhere else, because she to is knockin' the boots with another player?


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sounds like every other rap song so Im not sure. She may know or at least think it, but she hasnt confronted it, yet.

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Hey Slopain, I'm gonna order me a Fina kit tomorrow. Just a matter of time before I got some grade A cattle...


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Slopain

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posted February 21, 2001 02:51 PM

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how long did it take to recieve son?

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I said I'm ordering tomorrow, hehe, got a glass eye? It said orders are usually sent out the same day on the site, so hopefully within a week. I'm still debating on what to mix with it to get my livestock in top physical condition, you know they gotta be able to eat that grass all day long...Hopefully some cheap test and Tokkyo Eq...


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