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Future One

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 855
From:Somewhere in Canada, sometime in the far future...
Registered: Jul 2000

posted February 16, 2001 12:38 PM

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The Anabolic pay board:

95% Juicers. 60% look like they juice (arms at 17" or higher) 40% do not look like they juice. 45% are knowledgeable bros. 55% are neophytes. Typical post: "The reason why GH has more advantages over PG2F..." or similar Twisted Steel type egghead post.

The Anabolic free board:

60% Juicers. 30% look like they juice, 70% don't. 15% knowledgeable bros. 65% newbies.
Typical post: "What's better? Deca or Test? E2? 2Thick? please argue over this again, I now you've done it 100 times already but I'm a newbie!"

The Chat board:

35% Juicers. 20% look like they juice, 80% don't. 65% non-juicers. 2% women. 90% atheist. 10% have some religious belief. 1% have come out of the closet. 3% are gay but have not come out yet. Typical post: "Weed is cool!!" or 2nd runner up "Top 10 reasons why Jesus is a fake..."

The sex board:

20% juicers. 80% non-juicers. 95% horny guys.
4% horny guys pretending to be horny gals. 1% semiquasi horny gals. Typical post: "Does anyone masturbate?" to which all guys will answer YES!!

The supplement board:

90% natural. 10% juicers. only 3% look like they do. 5% knowledgeable bros. 95% complete utter newbies. Typical post: "What's better? Hydroxycut or Xenadrine? what's ECA??"

The Women's board:

85% women, 10% guys pretending to be women. 5% guys that think they will get laid by hanging around the women's board.
Typical post: "What's the best way to use Clenbuterol, Cytomel, Synthroid and Xenadrine. I want to lose this damn pouch and define my legs..."

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"Mr. Phillips, are you honestly telling me that people are really going to believe that I'm the 'before,' and he's the 'after'?"



Johnny had spent the best years of his life there, playing with the other children, running, laughing, and experiencing the wonders of nature through innocent eyes. He even sneaked his first kiss there from Becky Thompson while standing underneath the slide, so there was no way in hell he was going to let CostCo put another store on "his" playground.


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BIG RICK ROCK

Moderator

Posts: 1795
From:NY
Registered: Mar 2000

posted February 16, 2001 12:57 PM

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I think you are wrong about the Anabolic payboard, all the Mods and vets go there to talk about you guys behind your back.


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WODIN

Mutant

Posts: 3262
From:Look Behind You!!!
Registered: Aug 2000

posted February 16, 2001 01:41 PM

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That was funny.


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Stan O'Zolol

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 243
From:Ste. Roid, Quebec
Registered: Oct 2000

posted February 16, 2001 08:12 PM

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Good observations!


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Future One

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 855
From:Somewhere in Canada, sometime in the far future...
Registered: Jul 2000

posted February 17, 2001 09:53 AM

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Thanks guys, I would say this is around 80% accurate, and that is just sad...

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"Mr. Phillips, are you honestly telling me that people are really going to believe that I'm the 'before,' and he's the 'after'?"



Johnny had spent the best years of his life there, playing with the other children, running, laughing, and experiencing the wonders of nature through innocent eyes. He even sneaked his first kiss there from Becky Thompson while standing underneath the slide, so there was no way in hell he was going to let CostCo put another store on "his" playground.


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The Varnsen

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 203
From:Wellington, New Zealand
Registered: Jan 2001

posted February 17, 2001 12:47 PM

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Chat Board- at least 25% of it is Special Bill, the man to talk about aliases...


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Myo-genetic

Cool Novice

Posts: 27
From:Manila, Philippines
Registered: Feb 2001

posted February 17, 2001 01:45 PM

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Do the mods know how many registered members this board has or how many register every day?


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The Varnsen

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 203
From:Wellington, New Zealand
Registered: Jan 2001

posted February 17, 2001 09:44 PM

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bump


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Future One

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 855
From:Somewhere in Canada, sometime in the far future...
Registered: Jul 2000

posted February 18, 2001 08:07 PM

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Special Bill is probably half of the girls that post here...

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"Mr. Phillips, are you honestly telling me that people are really going to believe that I'm the 'before,' and he's the 'after'?"



Johnny had spent the best years of his life there, playing with the other children, running, laughing, and experiencing the wonders of nature through innocent eyes. He even sneaked his first kiss there from Becky Thompson while standing underneath the slide, so there was no way in hell he was going to let CostCo put another store on "his" playground.


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Mr H

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Posts: 1764
From:Emerald City, OZ
Registered: Feb 2000

posted February 18, 2001 08:09 PM

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Over 20,000 registered for the EF Boards.


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Myo-genetic

Cool Novice

Posts: 27
From:Manila, Philippines
Registered: Feb 2001

posted February 18, 2001 09:03 PM

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Thanks, but how many new members sign up every day?


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