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Chat & Conversation If You Had To Lose A Bidy Part What WOuld It Be....
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Author | Topic: If You Had To Lose A Bidy Part What WOuld It Be.... | ||
Mutant Posts: 3190 |
Steel...I'm stealing you thought...but I'm not hungry ------------------ The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it. | ||
Mutant Posts: 3246 |
Whats a bidy part. | ||
Mutant Posts: 3190 |
bidy bidy bidy bidy...your too quick for me WOdin...I can't edit topics | ||
Mutant Posts: 3120 |
I could stand to lose a few feet of extra cock... | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1229 |
MY APPENDIX. | ||
Mutant Posts: 3246 |
I love all of me too much to part with any of me. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1198 |
Does bodyfat count? | ||
Mutant Posts: 3190 |
nope...body fat doesn' tcount...and i was thinking only body part that are exposed to the ouside enviornment...so that would exclude the appendix and your part Thick | ||
Mutant Posts: 3120 |
Looks like your stuck with your jubilees then , Shags... | ||
Mutant Posts: 3190 |
OUch....they have seen the sunlight....once...they are just in hibernation...yeah...thats the ticket | ||
Olympian Posts: 1862 |
thats the sound the little robot makes on buck rogers. | ||
Freak Posts: 2135 |
I'd lose one of my anal warts. | ||
Mutant Posts: 3190 |
frackel....but think of all the guys you would be dissapointing |
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