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 I'm Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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I'm Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I like fast cars, big boobs, loud Harley Davidson's & big cigars. If the Arabs don't want to sell it at a fair price...Annex it...we found it in the first damn place. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, dammit. I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang. I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer. I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason. I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. I am tired of what a few want, being forced on the many. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English. I think Martha Stewart must die. I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions. I want to know when MTV became such crap and when they're going to start playing videos again. I still have records. I think Oprah's eyes are way too far apart. I didn't think the Taco Bell dog was funny. I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. I think that at a public event, if you do not want to stand for the playing of The American Anthem, you should be given a one way ticket out of here. If you enter this country on a foreign passport, you must surrender it until you are ready to leave. You will not be allowed to leave until a check is run on you.I'm sick of Christmas coming earlier and earlier every damn year. I thinkthat being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite, or fat-free on the package. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods any time they want...just leave the rest of us out of it. My heroes are John Wayne, the service men & women in our country, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity thepoor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. I think global warming is crap. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up already. Rocky and Bullwinkle still make me laugh. I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jessie Jackson preaches. And who pays for his trips to stir up racism all over the country. I think the silent majority better start being heard! I think explosions are cool. If you spill coffee on your lap at a drive thru, tuff shit. I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I worry about dying before I get even. I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets. I enjoy watching high speed pursuits, the more damage the better. I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a parent. Two are even better. I think tattoos and piercings are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. I think Dr. Seuss was a genius. Politically correct is an oxymoron. I don't give a damn if the professional sports team leaves town or not. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise. The only end to any problem you have is you.... not the Federal Government. I'll drive 70+ and pay for my gas...you can drive 55 and save your cash If any thing in here offends you... call a Democrat...the law doesn't pertain to them anyway. God is my co-pilot, so don't you try to tell me which way to go. If this makes me a bad American, then yes, I'm a bad American.     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 152 |
i have never read anything like this before..........wow. you got alot on your mind. but all i can say is, you are a bad american..... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 167 |
What qualities and beliefs does one have to exhibit to be a so clled "good americam"? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 92 |
If that is what it takes to be a bad american I am with you bro! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 197 |
Sweet Post!! That should have been the pres. inaguration speech! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 218 |
Ha, Ha, Ha! I really liked that one. Hey US government, get the FUCK out of my life !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1321 |
The Shadow OWNS!!! ------------------ BROS BEFORE HO'S | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 216 |
Didn't read like a nightmare to me. I would probably spare Ms. Martha (not because I am a fan...) but I think you are right on with a lot of this. Good post. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 23 |
What a great post!!!!! | ||
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Olympian 
Posts: 1560 |
If that's "bad," consider me a SINNER, hehe...right on, where'd you find that?? It sounds like what Denis Leary said in the 'Demolition Man' movie, but not exactly... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 85 |
If the oil is too expensive to you don't buy it. If you want visitors to be checked in your country and surrender their passports then you americans should do the same when you go abroad, and tell your military to stay out of other people's problems. oh yeah-MTV does play videos-it's called m2. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1312 |
t - you take yourself WAY too seriously... | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 2132 |
Good post. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 85 |
I thought i was being as polite as possible, but if you have a right to express your opinons then so do I. | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1560 |
t, where are you from/where are you living now?? You sound like another jealous foreigner to me... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 151 |
hahah you pretty much described the state of ALABAMA for us... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 85 |
I am pakistani and have lived my whole life in the U.A.E. I went to college in Wisconsin, U.S.A.-nice little place. No i am not jealous of you, fortunately life has been kind to me and blessed me with good health and wealth and family. But what suprises me is that you people come to the U.A.E.-a small extremely rich country and then live like kings-company pays for house, bmw/lexus/ferrari, beach club member ship-out boozing/clubbing every night (no taxes to pay), you guys are friendly to everyone out here and americans are genuinely easy to get along with, you seem to never want to go back home to america-but while in america you bad mouth other countries and people-why? If you guys like the good tax free life of arab countries and all the vacations and beaches and like the people out there- why do you dislike when people come to your country? Be happy people like your country and people like welcomming you to theirs. Anything wrong with that? |
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