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BIG RICK ROCK

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posted February 14, 2001 10:49 PM

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This was an old post by Thick Dog but I think it deserves a re-post.

Thick dawg
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Here's a few impersonations of some characters on here...

Special Bill- "I can eat a dead possum while simultaneously fucking a fat girl..."

Agent Shagwell- "Hey sugar, my Dolphins will beat your Lakers anyday my little whipper snapper, yeah Baby."

Captain Insano- "Have any of you ever fucked a bitch while she was dangling naked from a chandelier?"

Havoc- "You have a hangnail? Just smoke some weed and keep your faith. Peace"

JohnnyO- "Was he naked????"

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Let me see what cha got!


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thefantom1

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posted February 14, 2001 11:31 PM

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MP5 --- "Man I would like to see fantom1 naked"

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"Ill Kill Myself For You..I'll Kill You For Myself.."


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BIG RICK ROCK

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posted February 15, 2001 12:10 AM

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Chesty- " where are my white sheets and my burning cross?"


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Badkins21

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posted February 15, 2001 01:08 AM

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BRR, that's f*ckin' harsh bro, hinting that any human being is part of the KKK is about as horrible an insult as can be mustered...I know you're just kiddin', but I've to have my fellow freedom-lovin' American chesty's back!!

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GIG 'EM, Badkins21
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"Get BIG, or get the f*ck out," "Smoke it 'til your fingers burn," "The world IS mine!!"


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BIG RICK ROCK

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posted February 15, 2001 01:20 AM

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Hey chesty won some Maxigan from me, then least I can do is take a friendly shot at him. Plus Chesty is my nigga he can take a joke.


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Badkins21

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posted February 15, 2001 01:52 AM

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[email protected], bro, I didn't doubt you were just messin' around...

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GIG 'EM, Badkins21
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"Get BIG, or get the f*ck out," "Smoke it 'til your fingers burn," "The world IS mine!!"


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BIG RICK ROCK

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posted February 15, 2001 01:54 AM

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THE STEEL BEAST- "Have you ever fucked a 13yrl girl and then busted a nutt on her face?"


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THE STEEL BEAST

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posted February 15, 2001 02:17 AM

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BIG RICK ROCK: DEAR MEMBERS MODS AND ANYONE,FUCK YOU IF YOU DONT LIKE ME.I KNOW MY SHIT AND I KNOW HOW TO FUCK THEM AT VARYING AGES.AND CLEANER YOU SUCK.


BIKNIMOM:MY HUBBY MY HUBBY MY HUBBY.SQUEEZE THOSE GLUTTIES!!!!! SHOW ME THOSE GLUTTIES!!!!OH DID I MENTION THOSE ARE MY PICS!!!


HAVOC:GOT WEED?

FRACKAL:OH I CANT WAIT TILL I GET HOME FROM KFC SO I CAN STICK MY FINGER IN MY BUTT WHILE I LOOK FOR GIRLS ON THE INTERNET.

JOHNNYO:BEND OVER LET ME STICK IT IN YOUR ASS.NO ITS GONNA HURT!!!!!!!SHUTUP YOULL GET USED TO IT.CISCO THIS CISCO THAT CISCO ALL OVER MY BUTT WHATCHA THINK ABOUT THAT?


MATTTHESKYWALKER:MY MOMMY SAYS IM TOO BIG.IM THE ONLY GUY WHO WANTS TO BE SMALLER.BUSH IS GOD.YOU SUCK.AND I AM THE OMNIPOTENT PRESCENCE SURROUNDING YOU MEAGER BRAINED IGNORAMUSES.DID I MENTION I MAKE 4 MILLION A YEAR? IM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!!!!!

CAPTAIN INSANO:I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL.ANYONE SEEN AMERICAN PYSCHO,THATS ME!!!

CHESTY:ILL ARREST YOUR JAYWALKING DEMOCRATIC ASS.OH IM JUST A SILLY GOOFY TREKKIE AT HEART.

MR MUSCLE:GAY?NO.I JUST DONT GET PUSSY.MAYBE ITS THE FUNNY FACES I MAKE WHILE POSING OR ITS MY PINK BAGGIES?ROLL CALL GUYS!!!!!


AGENT SHAGWELL:HAHAHA NO ONE HAS FOUND OUT IM REALLY THICK DOG

THE RANGER:ITS ALL GOOD BROS UNTIL YOU GET TOO RAW THEN ILL CENSOR YA!!!!

MAY10101010:EMAIL ME IF YOUR GAY


RECCOME:IM A LITTLE BITCH WHO DOESNT LIKE THE STEEL BEAST BECAUSE HE POSTS IN CAPS

STUDCJ:I CAN BENCH 490.REMEBER LAST YEAR??TOO BAD I FORGOT TO POST MY PICS....


****************NOT INTEDED TO HURT YOUR LITTLE FEELINGS************MORE TO COME!!

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YOU CANNOT IGNORE GENIUS.


IT IS FORTUNATE FOR THOSE IN POWER,THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.-ADOLF HITLER


WHEN I HOLD THE DECK OF CARDS,PEOPLE BACK DOWN.I HAVE NO OPPOSITION.


TASTE THE LOTUS ONCE AND WATCH ALL YOUR WORRIES SPEED AWAY.


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Statechamp

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posted February 15, 2001 02:18 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by BIG RICK ROCK:
Chesty- " where are my white sheets and my burning cross?"


Bwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2Thick

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posted February 15, 2001 02:21 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by THE STEEL BEAST:

MATTTHESKYWALKER:MY MOMMY SAYS IM TOO BIG.IM THE ONLY GUY WHO WANTS TO BE SMALLER.BUSH IS GOD.YOU SUCK.AND I AM THE OMNIPOTENT PRESCENCE SURROUNDING YOU MEAGER BRAINED IGNORAMUSES.DID I MENTION I MAKE 4 MILLION A YEAR? IM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!!!!!

BWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I can't wait till he sees this...


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THE STEEL BEAST

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posted February 15, 2001 02:24 AM

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CHECKMATEBLOATED:I JUST USED A WHOLE CAN OF AQUANET ON MY MULLET,TIME TO GO TO THE GYM.


PUC:ID LIKE 5 DOUBLE WHOPPERS,LARGE ORDER OF FRIES,A CHOCLATE SHAKE AND A DIET COKE.OH AND A BURGER KING CROWN BECAUSE I GET SO DEPRESSED AND I JUST WANT TO BE KING FOR A DAY.

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YOU CANNOT IGNORE GENIUS.


IT IS FORTUNATE FOR THOSE IN POWER,THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.-ADOLF HITLER


WHEN I HOLD THE DECK OF CARDS,PEOPLE BACK DOWN.I HAVE NO OPPOSITION.


TASTE THE LOTUS ONCE AND WATCH ALL YOUR WORRIES SPEED AWAY.


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2Thick

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posted February 15, 2001 02:26 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by THE STEEL BEAST:
CHECKMATEBLOATED:I JUST USED A WHOLE CAN OF AQUANET ON MY MULLET,TIME TO GO TO THE GYM.


Now that's mean...LOL


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BIG RICK ROCK

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posted February 15, 2001 02:27 AM

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bikinimom- while looking at one of the men's pictures "where are the quads and glutes, Gosh I feel like such a dirty old lady"


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THE STEEL BEAST

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posted February 15, 2001 02:28 AM

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MADBOMBER:WHO WILL WIN THE BEARS OR THE GIANTS?OOOOOHHH IM SUCH A BIG KID I CANT WAIT TO WEAR MY PRE SHRUNK MIKE SHIT I MEAN SCHMIDT JERSEY WHILE I FILM MY PUPPY TAKING A DUMP ON MY RUG.YOU GUYS WANNA SEE PICS OF MY PUPPY????????????? I CANT HELP IT IF SPORTS CONTROL ME,I SWEAR IM NOT A PAWN OF DJANE!!

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YOU CANNOT IGNORE GENIUS.


IT IS FORTUNATE FOR THOSE IN POWER,THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.-ADOLF HITLER


WHEN I HOLD THE DECK OF CARDS,PEOPLE BACK DOWN.I HAVE NO OPPOSITION.


TASTE THE LOTUS ONCE AND WATCH ALL YOUR WORRIES SPEED AWAY.


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BIG RICK ROCK

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posted February 15, 2001 02:29 AM

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MAY1010 " I like it up the ass and I love a hairless man with nice abs ooh my, Oh baby i will bottom you so hard that you will... WHAT!!! you don't like gay people?? if you think I'm soft just cause I'm gay you are wrong, I'll kick your fucking ass and then i'll bite off your cock, I'M A FAGGOT WHO CAN KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!"


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THE STEEL BEAST

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posted February 15, 2001 02:29 AM

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MACROPHAGEALPHA:I DONT SAY SHIT.

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YOU CANNOT IGNORE GENIUS.


IT IS FORTUNATE FOR THOSE IN POWER,THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.-ADOLF HITLER


WHEN I HOLD THE DECK OF CARDS,PEOPLE BACK DOWN.I HAVE NO OPPOSITION.


TASTE THE LOTUS ONCE AND WATCH ALL YOUR WORRIES SPEED AWAY.


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THE STEEL BEAST

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posted February 15, 2001 02:31 AM

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REX:WATCH ME SHOVE A HOCKEY PUCK IN MY GIRLFRIENDS ASS.IM A HAIRY BASTARD JUST THOUGHT ID LET YOU KNOW.

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YOU CANNOT IGNORE GENIUS.


IT IS FORTUNATE FOR THOSE IN POWER,THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.-ADOLF HITLER


WHEN I HOLD THE DECK OF CARDS,PEOPLE BACK DOWN.I HAVE NO OPPOSITION.


TASTE THE LOTUS ONCE AND WATCH ALL YOUR WORRIES SPEED AWAY.


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THE STEEL BEAST

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posted February 15, 2001 02:34 AM

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BIG BUCK:IM REALLY ON HERE TO GET SOME FREE PUSSY.NOTE TO SELF:I THINK IF I POST MORE PICS OF ME I MAY GET SOME COCK WHILE IM AT IT.

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YOU CANNOT IGNORE GENIUS.


IT IS FORTUNATE FOR THOSE IN POWER,THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.-ADOLF HITLER


WHEN I HOLD THE DECK OF CARDS,PEOPLE BACK DOWN.I HAVE NO OPPOSITION.


TASTE THE LOTUS ONCE AND WATCH ALL YOUR WORRIES SPEED AWAY.


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Statechamp

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posted February 15, 2001 02:35 AM

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2Thick: "I am always right, and I get the last word in...always"

Ranger: "Where is my moonshine?"

Rotten: "I really hate the guys on the anabolic board"

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THE STEEL BEAST

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posted February 15, 2001 02:37 AM

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LUVSTOJUICE:IF I HAD A 20 DOLLAR BILL FOR EVERY POUND OF LEAN MUSCLE IVE GAINED,ID STILL BE BROKE. DO YOU GUYS THINK I SHOULD COMPETE?

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YOU CANNOT IGNORE GENIUS.


IT IS FORTUNATE FOR THOSE IN POWER,THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.-ADOLF HITLER


WHEN I HOLD THE DECK OF CARDS,PEOPLE BACK DOWN.I HAVE NO OPPOSITION.


TASTE THE LOTUS ONCE AND WATCH ALL YOUR WORRIES SPEED AWAY.


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BIG RICK ROCK

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posted February 15, 2001 02:40 AM

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ok here I go doing the mods:

E2: You guys are acting like morons (then procedes to lock the thread)


E2E2E2: I busted a nutt on my girlfriends soup.


Mr H : I love 2 pac and I have a poster of Malcom X in my room.
I love Fina I made �GOT FINE� t-shirts for everybody execp BRR cause I�m an ass who forgets my friends.


bikinimom: brotha Rock, could you built me a web site? and a New signature this time with more animation <bat> <bat> and also load some WAV files on my web site, thank you brotha rock < big wet cyber
kiss>


Ranger: Wooah I love PGF2A, I put some on my dick with DMSO no growth so far But a wicked rash, maybe I shoud try injectin in the urethra, I'll write you a report George.


WCP: I love dogs, I hate dog beaters, I kick a dog beaters ass, if I saw a perso and their dog drowing I would save the dog, Fuck I have to stop my cycle I'm sick again.


WarLobo: The Alpha female gave me an Injection this morning it is still sore.
I'm going to try a new cycle, 10 Cytomels a day and 5cc of Rocket fuel every 2 days, I'll keep you girls posted on my results..


Biz:Fuck you BigJay I am not Animal B ok I have never been involed and if you want ot accuse people then blah blah blah blah, wish me and Animal b good luck at the Mr.Peru���. DR.BIZ and Mr. Animal B


Bigppapun:...


2thick: Deca is king and test is merely it's jester, I come from Albania and I have a vast knowledge of socio economical world issues. PS: Macro sucks


Mattskywalker: Bush or Gore ? Bush or Gore?
isn't that how they decide if a movie is rated R or NC-17 ??
and you are all morons I have a degree and make a Gazillion dollars per year.


JonnyO: Was he naked??
hey papi Cholo.


quenepo: Hola hermanos hispanos yo soy el moderator de elite y tu me puedes preguntar lo que quieras ai que mandame un e-mail cuando tengas una pregunta.


Genome: Hola quate, tu que rifas Puto, west side Homes, qual es tu pinche de pedo huey, the doy verga puto, los locos for life homes.


MacrophageAlpha69: AR up regulation is brought about by abundance of non-bound Steroidal hormones althought not proven scientificaly it has been proven time and time again in real world results, In a study dome by the Harvart University, Androgen Receptor upregulation was proven in vitro, My belive is that a higher ng/dl ration of non bount 17aa hormonoes at the beging of the cycle is key in upregulating Androge Recetors. PS: 2thick sucks
Ok another


E2: Double the Test and Clomid every other day.

bikinimon
well kiddies coming from an old lady I can tell you that I have never cheated on my hubby and the BLAH blab Blaba yaddi yada yoda woppa papa You spoed reading this blah bLaBa bab gooo goo gaa gaa yaddi yada yoda woppa yaddi yada yoda woppa BLAH blab Blaba yaddi yada yoda woppa papa You spoed reading this blah bLaBa bab gooo goo gaa��������������������������������������� BLAH blab Blaba yaddi yada yoda woppa papa You spoed reading this blah bLaBa bab gooo goo gaa�. Blaba yaddi yada yoda woppa papa You spoed reading this blah bLaBa bab gooo goo gaa��������������������������������������� BLAH blab Blaba yaddi yada yoda woppa papa You spoed reading this blah bLaBa bab gooo goo gaa��� Blaba yaddi yada yoda woppa papa You spoed reading this blah bLaBa bab gooo goo gaa��������������������������������������� BLAH blab Blaba yaddi yada yoda woppa papa You spoed reading this blah bLaBa bab gooo goo gaa
Visit Bikinimom.com.

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THE STEEL BEAST

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posted February 15, 2001 02:40 AM

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WEAPON X AMN THESE 15 POUNDERS ARE HEAVY!!!

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YOU CANNOT IGNORE GENIUS.


IT IS FORTUNATE FOR THOSE IN POWER,THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.-ADOLF HITLER


WHEN I HOLD THE DECK OF CARDS,PEOPLE BACK DOWN.I HAVE NO OPPOSITION.


TASTE THE LOTUS ONCE AND WATCH ALL YOUR WORRIES SPEED AWAY.


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THE STEEL BEAST

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posted February 15, 2001 02:48 AM

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THERON:WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE COMIC BOOK HERO AND WHY?

DO YOU THINK ROBOTS WILL ELECT A PRESIDENT IF THEY TAKE OVER EARTH FROM THE HUMANS IN THE FUTURE?

DO YOU THINK MARTY MCFLY AND DOC WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO TRAVEL IN TIME IF THEY USED A CHEVY NOVA INSTEAD OF A DELOREAN?IF SO WHY?

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YOU CANNOT IGNORE GENIUS.


IT IS FORTUNATE FOR THOSE IN POWER,THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.-ADOLF HITLER


WHEN I HOLD THE DECK OF CARDS,PEOPLE BACK DOWN.I HAVE NO OPPOSITION.


TASTE THE LOTUS ONCE AND WATCH ALL YOUR WORRIES SPEED AWAY.


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2Thick

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posted February 15, 2001 02:57 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by BIG RICK ROCK:

[b]2thick
: Deca is king and test is merely it's jester, I come from Albania and I have a vast knowledge of socio economical world issues. PS: Macro sucks
[/B]

ALBANIA?!!??

At least give me a cool E European country!


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MattTheSkywalker

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posted February 15, 2001 07:44 AM

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Nice.

Those are pretty funny.


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~*~OneKikAssWoman~*~

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posted February 15, 2001 07:59 AM

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some of those are SO true...


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bikinimom

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posted February 15, 2001 08:46 AM

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Chuckle, guffaw, *Betty Rubble-like laugh*

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madbomber31

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posted February 15, 2001 09:43 AM

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damn steel... that was harsh


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The Shadow

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posted February 15, 2001 09:47 AM

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Guess who:

Is Aquaman a mammal or a fish??
When is Home Alone 12 coming out?

I'm into sensual massages and the dolphins, yeah baby!!

Party with some high-grade.

I break U over my knee, like so...


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Thick dog

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posted February 15, 2001 09:48 AM

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STEAL BEAST- "YOUR INEPTITUDE IS DO TO YOUR COHERENT DECISION TO PURSUE SUB-MEDIOCRITY"

Supersizeme- "I met Havoc at the gym, then we hit the steam room, then we....."


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havoc

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posted February 15, 2001 09:56 AM

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Thick Dog- Just got done with my lifting meet and I almost put up 175 on bench.

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THE STEEL BEAST

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posted February 15, 2001 10:22 AM

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SAILORGIRL:LOOK AT MY GAY BOYFRIEND.HE LOOKS SO GOOD IN HIS KMART UNIFORM.PLEASE DONT LAUGH AT MY WEASEL LOOKING BOYFRIEND BECAUSSE HESSS SOOOOO HOTT!!.ANYONE WANNA FUCK ME?

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YOU CANNOT IGNORE GENIUS.


IT IS FORTUNATE FOR THOSE IN POWER,THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.-ADOLF HITLER


WHEN I HOLD THE DECK OF CARDS,PEOPLE BACK DOWN.I HAVE NO OPPOSITION.


TASTE THE LOTUS ONCE AND WATCH ALL YOUR WORRIES SPEED AWAY.


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THE STEEL BEAST

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posted February 15, 2001 10:30 AM

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THICK DOG:IM A LITTLE BABY REMEMBER WHEN YOU ALL GOT WORRIED THAT I WAS LEAVING BECAUSE I COULDNT TAKE IT THAT YOU ALL FOUND OUT I AM AGENT SHAGWELL,SO I WENT TO ANOTHER BOARD AND CRIED FOR ABOUT A WEEK.OH AND JUST TO MAKE IT CLEAR I GOT 190 FOR 2 REPS.CAN I LICK YOUR TWAT NOW?

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YOU CANNOT IGNORE GENIUS.


IT IS FORTUNATE FOR THOSE IN POWER,THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.-ADOLF HITLER


WHEN I HOLD THE DECK OF CARDS,PEOPLE BACK DOWN.I HAVE NO OPPOSITION.


TASTE THE LOTUS ONCE AND WATCH ALL YOUR WORRIES SPEED AWAY.


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WODIN

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Frackal : I've got killer Biceps, Look at them! Just ignore my skinny ass and focus on the Biceps!!!

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supersizeme

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posted February 15, 2001 10:47 AM

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hahaha these are great except for the ones that make fun of me.

STEEL BEAST: HEY WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF THOSE SKATEBOARD KEYCHAINS, BADASS HUH? I HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FORTY THOUSAND TIMES BUT SINCE MY FOLKS ARE OBVIOUSLY LOADED AS HELL I GET OFF EVERYTIME AND GO HOME IN MY LOTUS AND THEN I GO OVER TO MY GIRL'S HOUSE WHERE SHE'S CHEATING ON ME AND THE GUY SHE'S CHEATING WITH IS THERE AND I PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE AND THEN BENCH HIM FOR A SET OF 20. I MAY TYPE IN CAPS BUT I'M A FUNNY BASTARD.

havoc: people think i'm good at ripping on others but what i'm actually doing is regurgitating other people's posts from flame4cash. i eat 10 chicken breasts a day and i'm growing feathers and a larger beak. peace and go smoke some high grade marijuana.

thick dog: i'm not agent shagwell i swear and i promise i don't jerk off in peanut butter from all the emails with pictures in them that dudes send to my faked shagwell email address. My girlfriend and I have broken up and gotten back together 74 times. It will work this time.

Gilbyag: I refuse to let anyone know where in the hell Cowboys from Hell, Texas is as they might come to my town and find out that I'm 8 years old and have been bulking since I came out of the womb and have ballooned to 400lbs.

blackhaus1: I am dating a juicer who likes to come on line and threaten everyone on elite who makes a pass at his chick.

Frackal: I may be 12 years old but goddamnit I have reached my natural plateau thus it is necessary for me to shoot up a gram of test so I can break 200lbs. This will make girls stop shitting on me.

mostmuscular: I swear I'm this Russian bodybuilder that looks like Dumbo.

Slickassbiatch: I have fantasies of supersizeme reenacting the scene in Booty Call where Jamie Foxx impersonates Jesse Jackson while banging Vivica Fox. "I waxed that ass, I waxed that ass."

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 15, 2001 10:57 AM

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"How can one respond to such unabashed adulation? While I certainly appreciate it, it does seem quite undeserved. Obviously Ranger has, through his sheer eloquence and bravado, created an impression of me that cannot be lived up to. In the face of such, I must withdraw. Peace" ---MACRPPHAGE69ALPHA

macrophage69alpha.......


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MP5

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Bikini Mom: I am natural, other than my fake tits, tummy tuck, and juice. I am not a jealous girl either, every other girl out there is too skinny, that is not healthy, they should look like me.

May1010: Are you sure you are not gay? I am ...you have to be, don't tell me that Johnny and I are the only ones!

Frackal: Fuck you MP5, I will kick your ass, but I live in the same town as you and will never show up if you want to meet. I am stuck, I need juice, never mind that I am only 18, do drugs and smoke cigarettes.

Kat: I am in a band and I know that every other band out there sucks ecept mine. My bassist is the best I have ever heard. Americans scare me, they want to think for themselves and all they do is kill people all day long with their guns.

El Cubano: Quit cussing.

Luvs2juice: my friend sold me Andro and told me it was A-bombs, fuck...I have gyno now.

Sailor Girl: I am not insecure. I am one sexy teenager and my boyfriend and I really know what true love is. He would never cheat on me. Hey guys, look at this pic of me looking slutty, want to go to jail?


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HAVOC: My mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord. And her tits gave out sour milk. I also smoke her underarm hair in my bong. High grade. Peace and ganja leaf.

SHAGWELL:
I smile alot on here cause I can and in real life I am a man and have no teeth but I do have bitch tits that may get in the way of my typing.

KAT: One day I'm gonna fucken kick my brothers girlfriends ass-kissing fucken ass. Come and see me play on Saturday. Yes I like young boys.

BK-MOM: "bat her lashes". Help me out my elite brothas an sistas. "bat" "bat"

DLADY27: I am so FUCKING depressed right now. I don't know if I should go to the beach with my ex this weekend or go with the coke head. FUCK!!! GEORGE !!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TRIPLE FUCKING THREAT!?!?!?!?!?!

BIG BUCK: LMFAO !!! LOL !!!

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Rotten

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Rotten:I quit using drugs. You need to download Napigator its the shit! I'm rolling my balls off right now. I love you guys. I feel like shit now, I'm giving up drugs for good. Maria is bitching about a ring again. I wonder what kind of rolls will be around this weekend.


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Cleaner

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My wife would tell you I suck good.

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 15, 2001 11:29 AM

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Moderator...I is da hottest guy on in da house. I gots some 5t' memebr dat would put moby
wood t' shame. An' I is plum some pimpin' opuh'ata'. Da bomb! Howeva', I do
have some light bug-up-da-ass wit' mah english gramma' skills.


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Captain_insano

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posted February 15, 2001 12:08 PM

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Big Rick Rock: ARRRRGGGHHH!!! They are hungry!


Agent Shagface:


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Thick dog

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Curry: Curry ignores the insults of the subhumanoids and reminds you that Curry's only nonheterosexual encounter was with Special Bill, when Curry was young and stupid. Curry has to run because Curry has some frisky felines anxiously awaiting Curry's arrival.

Curry- Flaming hot, hot, hot


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Cleaner

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Moe Dank -

Anyone seen the smurf's today. Last night the blue guys were chasing me around and I had to drop a bush attack on thier ass.

BBR - it all good bro

The momma's of the world just have to understand that I coming to screw thier little girls. Its just a fact and they have to get over it.

SteelBeast -
I was approached by www.artminds.com about modeling but there is no way I'm gona lose any mass for this. Do you think I'll have to drop me pants and aren't most of the photographers gay?

Thick Dog -

Why was I born with such a little dick.

Rotten-

My girl pist me off so I jizzed on her eyes when she was slepping. They were glued together when she got up. I was laughing my ass off.

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 15, 2001 12:27 PM

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Captain_insano....."I'm insano...and....uuumm... I'm the captain!!!"

(impersonations aren't my bag baby)


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Slopain

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posted February 15, 2001 12:35 PM

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Slopain: Newbies suck and should all die for being so impatient, ignorant, stupid, and for being 15 years old. If someone wont kill them will someone kill me? please?

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Puc

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posted February 15, 2001 12:56 PM

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STEEL BEAST - I AM SO INSECURE I TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WHO ARE MORE SATISFIED WITH THEIR LIVES THAN I AM. DON'T BE HAPPY, BE MISERABLE LIKE ME. PEOPLE ASK ME TO MODEL FOR THEM ALL THE TIME. I NEVER APPROACH THEM, UNLESS YOU COUNT THE HEAD I GAVE ART MINDS TO LOOK AT MY PICTURE.


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BIG RICK ROCK

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Cleaner- " hey STEEL BEAST, please e-mail me some pictures of naked 9yrls, since my wife won't be with me for Valetine I need something to jerkoff to"

Captain Insaneo-" hey send me a picture of your mouth"


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Captain_insano

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quote:
Originally posted by Thick dog:
Curry: Curry ignores the insults of the subhumanoids and reminds you that Curry's only nonheterosexual encounter was with Special Bill, when Curry was young and stupid. Curry has to run because Curry has some frisky felines anxiously awaiting Curry's arrival.

Curry- Flaming hot, hot, hot


You do that a little too well.


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Captain_insano

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posted February 15, 2001 01:43 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by AGENT SHAGWELL:

(impersonations aren't my bag baby)

Amen to that sister!

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BIG RICK ROCK

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Slopain- " WHAT!!!!! you say TTokkyo Sucks, no your suck and your mama sucks, and I hope your ass cheek falls off for not using TTokkyo, .... OHH Yeah I see whats going on here, you work for one of the the OTHER companies and you are trying to diry TTokkyo's good name, fuck you pal you got that abces on your ass cheek cause the needle you use was rusty and filthy NOT because TTokkyo has poor quality control."

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 15, 2001 01:47 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by Captain_insano:
Amen to that sister!



oh... you know you like it....


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fistfullofsteel

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posted February 15, 2001 02:09 PM

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ALMOST EVERY GUY ON THIS BOARD: I HOPE I AM THE FIRST TO REPLY TO ONE OF AGENT SHAGWELLS POSTS.

BIG BUCK: AGENT SHAGWELL, CHECK YOUR MAIL. TAG, YOU ARE IT. YOU NEVER TAGGED ME BACK.

MATTTHEMALEASSGRABBER: I AM GOING TO FT. LAUDERDALE, ANYBODY WANT TO MEET ME WHO LIVES IN THAT AREA? HINT, HINT, SHAGWELL.


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Big Buck

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posted February 15, 2001 02:14 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by fistfullofsteel:
BIG BUCK: AGENT SHAGWELL, CHECK YOUR MAIL. TAG, YOU ARE IT. YOU NEVER TAGGED ME BACK.

LMFAO...


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 15, 2001 02:21 PM

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fist...nobody tagged my ass....I'd hope I would remember

In regards to you nice comments fistfull, I must steal a quote from The Phage:

"How can one respond to such unabashed adulation? While I certainly appreciate it, it does seem quite undeserved. Obviously Fistfull has, through his sheer eloquence and bravado, created an impression of me that cannot be lived up to. In the face of such, I must withdraw. Peace"


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Captain_insano

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Steelsoilder: So all i kept thinking about when i was hanging out with this skank was..."You should be more careful of who you invite into your house"..."I couldn't get the thought of clamping her head down on the toliet bowl". I'll tell you more later i need to go to talk to Jenny.

Slack3r: So i am going to inject tonight. I hope that 15 year old hottie is going to play with my meat this weekend.

Iron God: Elite between the sheets is an idiotic concept. This is just another board so Johnny O and May 1010 can showcase their depravity.

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Jae

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Curry: I use Valvoline, because it keeps me Spicy Hot

May1010: Damn, the closet is getting full

E2: This is the stupidest thread I ever read in my life.


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goleafs

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posted February 15, 2001 04:03 PM

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johnnyO - please stop goleafs , youre hurting my feelings (lock thread)

heather darling - i am the sexiest woman alive , just check out these pecs.

goleafs - go leafs go.


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Sailor_Girl

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quote:
Originally posted by THE STEEL BEAST:
SAILORGIRL:LOOK AT MY GAY BOYFRIEND.HE LOOKS SO GOOD IN HIS KMART UNIFORM.PLEASE DONT LAUGH AT MY WEASEL LOOKING BOYFRIEND BECAUSSE HESSS SOOOOO HOTT!!.ANYONE WANNA FUCK ME?



I didn't know you could get Navy Uniforms at K-Mart!

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Frackal

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MP5- I've got a hard-on for being an asshole to Frackal and making shit up about him doing drugs and smoking when I know he doesn't. I know he works harder than me in and out of the gym too and that pisses me off. I also like to carry grudges even when the other person tries to make peace.

I am the alpha male at my work. No really, I swear.

STEEL BEAST: WHAT WOULD IT FEEL LIKE TO BE THE LAST GOAT ON EARTH FUCKING A 13 YEAR OLD
DEAD GIRL WHILE RANDOMLY CHOPPING OF YOUR OWN BODYPARTS?
I DRIVE A LOTUS.

Johnny O: I wish Frackal was gay. Maybe if I make enough suggestive comments he will start to think he is gay.

Agent Shagwell: baby yeah!

Bikinimom: Glutes and quads tee-hee!

2Thick: 100mg/primo a week? Sure you'll see 20lbs of that with a solid diet if you have reached your genetic peak.

E2: Add 1000mg of test to that.

Macrophage:


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WODIN: I'm 56 years old and I still can't inject myself. What do you guys think of this
A-bomb, d-bol, winny, anavar cycle?

Fonz: Hey guys, I am to scared to inject myself so do you think shooting myself with this implant gun would work?

BIGJAY81: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iron God: This is moronic.

Havoc: I am smarter than you and I dwarf you. My thoughts are universes, I'm off to get
some ass and smoke some G-13 crossed with hashish. Peace and llamma grease.

Ranger: Heh..heh..heh...It's all good bros!! I like my test in the suppository form!

~~~~~~OnKickAssWoman~~~~: Do you like chewed beef?

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Captain_insano

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posted February 15, 2001 05:15 PM

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Frackal:
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~~~~~~OnKickAssWoman~~~~: Do you like chewed beef?

Now that is funny Frackel..but it should read "Do not look at if you don't like Chewed up Roast Beef." ROTFLMFAO!!!

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Sailor_Girl

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posted February 15, 2001 05:18 PM

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LMAO@Frackal and Captain!
WOOF!
haha

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Steelsoldier

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posted February 15, 2001 05:24 PM

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Here is one

SAILORGIRL: I will post picks of myself, and flirt, and countinue to fire the soldier up, untill he comes to the land of cheese and punishes my fish!!!

Captain: So many mouths so little time!

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Sailor_Girl

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posted February 15, 2001 05:33 PM

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Steel Soldier......good one!

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MP5

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posted February 15, 2001 05:43 PM

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Another one:

Frackal: I don't do drugs other than the time I had the 1 year acid trip, and when I smoke pot playing video games. It is so wierd that MP5 is friends with virtually everyone here but me

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Sailor_Girl

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posted February 15, 2001 05:47 PM

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MP5: I think it would be really funny to make everyone think that Frackal does drugs.

Big Buck: I am God


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Frackal

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posted February 15, 2001 05:56 PM

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MP5- I just can't quit. I hate that son of a bitch Frackal. Johnny O hits on him but never on me. Why is Frackal friends with everyone on here but me? Why did someone laugh at his post but not mine? Why do I constantly think about Frackal. Oh my god...I LOVE FRACKAL!!!


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Frackal

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Seriously MP5. I'm sure you've made your share of mistakes as a child too. I have not ingested any drugs for almost 4 years, and alcohol for 2. So how about we stop thinking about me because it's getting old. And no I don't want to fight you, you are an alpha male at your work and you can kick my ass.


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MattTheSkywalker

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posted February 15, 2001 05:59 PM

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2Thick: Anyone to the right of Ted Kennedy is the cause for all the ills of this world. I know lots of stuff. I go to school. They teach me how to think there. I'm Canadian. Sometimes. Except for US based topics. I'm American too. I like deca. It's all Bush's fault.

Kat: My boyfriend is dumb. I'm kinda smart, but not as smart as everyone else in my family. My boyfriend is dumb. But I date him because it makes me look smarter. I like causes. In fact, I support every little cause except men succeeding. I hate that. I have a dumb boyfriend. he broke my car.

Havoc: I was pimpin Supersize's Mom the other day for money to buy some "Hawaiian". Then this guy offered me some for free because I dwarfed him, so I was down like 4 flats. Well, anyway, smoke some high grade and have a nice decade.

Checkmatebloated: I'm from Texas. Don't mess. Did you all know I'm from Texas?

Sailor: I'm going to post pics. OK here's me taking a shit. I never get this kind of attention in real life.

Shagwell: I haven't had sex in a year baby.

Captain: i sodomized like 50 bithces last week. Me and Steelsoldier bring them home, assfuck them till they bleed, then post pics on the Internet.


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JohnnyO

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posted February 15, 2001 06:00 PM

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I'm shocked .. I've never hit on anyone here! joke around maybe .. but I'm not serious.


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slack3r

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posted February 15, 2001 06:03 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by Captain_insano:

Slack3r: So i am going to inject tonight. I hope that 15 year old hottie is going to play with my meat this weekend.


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ggggggrr..i gave that bitch up


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THE STEEL BEAST

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posted February 16, 2001 07:58 AM

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EVERYONE ON ELITE FITNESS EXCEPT THE STEEL BEAST:I WISH I WAS AS COOL AS THE STEEL BEAST

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YOU CANNOT IGNORE GENIUS.


IT IS FORTUNATE FOR THOSE IN POWER,THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.-ADOLF HITLER


WHEN I HOLD THE DECK OF CARDS,PEOPLE BACK DOWN.I HAVE NO OPPOSITION.


TASTE THE LOTUS ONCE AND WATCH ALL YOUR WORRIES SPEED AWAY.


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~*~OneKikAssWoman~*~

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posted February 16, 2001 08:07 AM

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lol@Frackal


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~*~OneKikAssWoman~*~

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posted February 16, 2001 08:11 AM

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Capt.: send me pics, you can trust me, I won't show them without your permission cause I'm not that kind of person.....I like pics cause I like to know who I'm talking to....I don't have a pic fetish

BMom: my problems seem so minuscule compared to yours.....you're in my prayers.....I'm for real, even though my boobs are fake, I juice and I had abdominoplasty.......my nic is A Small Man, but, I'm a female, honest I am


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Captain_insano

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posted February 16, 2001 08:21 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by ~*~OneKikAssWoman~*~:
Capt.: send me pics, you can trust me, I won't show them without your permission cause I'm not that kind of person.

you God damn right!

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