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THE STEEL BEAST

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Posts: 1552
From:BORN IN A CAVE IN GERMANY AND RAISED BY A SHE WOLF.
Registered: Apr 2000

posted February 14, 2001 05:15 PM

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OK HERES ALL THE TROUBLE IVE BEEN IN.
15 YEARS OLD.POSSESION OF ALCOHOL,CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL,POSSESSION OF AUTOMOBILE.DID 5 DAYS IN JUVENILE HALL.
16 YEARS OLD. DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY DUE TO MY JEEP.LAWYER GOT ME OUT.
18 DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY AGAIN WITH A MOTOR VEHICLE.
34 NOISE VIOLATIONS.
27 FALSE REPORTS OF SELLING A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE.
7 SPEEDING TICKETS.
13 REGISTRATION/INSPECTION.
1 MISUSE OF THE HORN.
5 FAILURE TO DISPLAY ACCURATE INSURANCE INFORMATION.
6 FAILURE TO APPEAR
5 DRIVING WITHOUT A LISCENCE.
1 TURNING IN AN INTERSECTION
1 FICTICIOUS PLATES
2 ASSAULT WITH INTENT TO KILL.
1 ASSAULT ON A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER
1 EVADING LAW ENFORCEMENT
2 ALCOHOL POSSESSION


TOTAL TIME SPENT IN JAIL:13 HOURS ESTIMATED.

I LOVE LAWYERS!!!!
THOSE WERE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.I DONT DO WHAT I ONCE DID.NOW ITS YOUR TURN.

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YOU CANNOT IGNORE GENIUS.


IT IS FORTUNATE FOR THOSE IN POWER,THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.-ADOLF HITLER


WHEN I HOLD THE DECK OF CARDS,PEOPLE BACK DOWN.I HAVE NO OPPOSITION.


TASTE THE LOTUS ONCE AND WATCH ALL YOUR WORRIES SPEED AWAY.


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Big Buck

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Posts: 1910
From:Diego, Cali
Registered: May 2000

posted February 14, 2001 05:18 PM

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I HAVE to plead the 5th on this one....


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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Posts: 3196
From:cryogenically frozen somewhere in FL
Registered: Aug 2000

posted February 14, 2001 05:19 PM

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mine is short...and sweet...and nun of your biz nitch


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Gilbyag

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Posts: 1863
From:Cowboys From Hell Tx USA
Registered: May 2000

posted February 14, 2001 05:20 PM

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16, driving a motorcycle w/out a license, loud muffler, no ins., excessive acceleration, no tags or registration.
19, consuming while driving, mip, contributing to minors.

thats all folks.


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krzysiu013

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 855
From:chicago il
Registered: Apr 2000

posted February 14, 2001 05:22 PM

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got out of possesion of a stolen motor vehicle. we use to "re-tag" cars.

never got even close to getting in trouble for other things like drugs and what not.

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6 gauge in my tongue,
22 gauge in my ass...


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Warik

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 716
From:Miami, FL
Registered: Sep 2000

posted February 14, 2001 05:28 PM

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Clean.

I feel left out.

-Warik

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BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!!


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TxCollegeguy

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posted February 14, 2001 07:09 PM

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lucky me, I guess I'm part of the few that over the years has still avoided being caught


been part of

6 police car chasses due to drag racing
4 evasions during search warrants to search 2 homes and 2 properties
2 footchases from fights at clubs


thankgoodness for cell phones and quick planning, and for the fact that I decided to grow up a little bit


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GLP

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 432
From:columbus,ohio,usa
Registered: Oct 2000

posted February 14, 2001 07:14 PM

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I dont know how I did it but from 14-17 managed to get a 3 and one half page record for all types of stupid ill shit. Adult record is kind of fucked up. No felonys yet have done about 8months in jail in my life. There for while could not stop myself but know am relizing life is about being somewhat responsible.Wish I could go back and change the shit. When you get a rep down here the fuckwad pd blames and harrasses you all the time


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Dread Lord Good Guy

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Posts: 653
From:Austin, Texas
Registered: Sep 2000

posted February 14, 2001 08:11 PM

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over 55 tickets
and more stuff


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JohnnyO

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From:Houston, TX, USA
Registered: Apr 2000

posted February 14, 2001 08:17 PM

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Credit card abuse and solicitation.


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Steak Helmet

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 339
From:somewhere in IDAHO
Registered: Apr 2000

posted February 14, 2001 09:42 PM

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Involuntary man slaughter:

Bar room brawl...

A guy came over to me and accused me of looking at his woman. I responded by saying man you are drunk go sit your ass back down and leave it alone. He replied by saying fuck off and I am going to kick your ass. NOw I am not one to start something, but I asked him if that is your girl over there? He said Yeah...I said I was just telling my friends why she was with some goofy looking asshole like you. Well, he swung I moved I shoved him down and when he stood back up he had a pocket lock blade in his hand. He swung the blade I moved I swung and hit him in the throat. He feel and started to choke. He was dead in less than 5 minutes.

Now in court hisfamily was sewing me for all my personal belongings and 1,000,000 in punative damages. Now my defense was your son did not have to die. He instigated everything. He pulled a knife so I defended myself. Even his girlfriend defended me. I thank her. She was one major help...we still keep in touch.

I WAS A FREE MAN.

Feels weird to kill someone. Knowing hislife ended right there. He had no idea that that night was his last night on this earth...makes the little hairs stand up on my neck.


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BIG RICK ROCK

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posted February 14, 2001 09:52 PM

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some minor stuff,
a couple of assault charges and Disturbing the peace, most charges where droped and I just paid some fines.


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Joseph_stalin

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posted February 14, 2001 09:57 PM

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[This message has been edited by Joseph_stalin (edited February 14, 2001).]


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burndaddy

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 227
From: fire, Fire, FIRE!!!
Registered: Aug 2000

posted February 14, 2001 11:31 PM

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burndaddy never gets his hands dirty my record is clean...there are too many eager worker bees out there...

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"Another Prophet Of Disaster"
>>>>BURNDADDY<<<<


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YAKUZA

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posted February 15, 2001 12:54 AM

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Not a chance of me telling. I'll say this though, it's the worst on here so far. Good thing I'm "reformed". I'm a good boy now.


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2Thick

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From:Me, To You
Registered: Jun 2000

posted February 15, 2001 02:29 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by Steak Helmet:

Feels weird to kill someone. Knowing hislife ended right there. He had no idea that that night was his last night on this earth...makes the little hairs stand up on my neck.


Are you serious?


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strengthmonster

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From:uk
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posted February 15, 2001 05:17 AM

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Damn Steak Helmet,
that is one good story. Did you aim for the guys throat? (ie. martial arts training or something) or was it an accidental shot aiming for the head?


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scott825

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Posts: 1321
From:Norfolk,VA
Registered: Apr 2000

posted February 15, 2001 05:42 AM

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Too many speeding tickets to recall.

2 DUI's

2 driving on a suspended license

2 drunk in publics

1 disorderly conduct

1 Assault on a police officer

1 Assault & battery

1 resisting arrest

total time in jail 35 days

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BROS BEFORE HO'S

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MattTheSkywalker

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From:Atlanta GA
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posted February 15, 2001 07:40 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by THE STEEL BEAST:

1 MISUSE OF THE HORN.


Nice. Explain.


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plifter

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posted February 15, 2001 08:09 AM

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Contempt of court. 2 hours in a cell. I got pissed at the traffic court judge over a parking ticket that I got which I did not deserve. I was parked 30 feet from the nearest meter, but they gave me a ticket for an expired meter. I took photographs of my car as it was parked and the judge kept making up the most ridiculous excuses for why I received that ticket. First he said I must have been in a loading zone and I responded that the ticket specifically stated expired meter not loading zone. He kept giving me hell and I was giving him hell right back. Finally I said "Your honor, did you really go to law school or did you download your diploma off of the internet". He got pissed as hell and had the bailiff arrest me on contempt charges. They dropped the charges a couple of hours later. Free country my ass! I spent time locked in a cage over a parking ticket!


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Natymike

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From:Austin TX
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posted February 15, 2001 09:49 AM

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I thought she was 18, turns out she was 9.

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GLP

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posted February 15, 2001 12:05 PM

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plifter with a sence of humor like that you should be getting layed all the time. Download you diploma of the internet! that is some funny shit. I talk back to cops all the time I will tell one to fuck himself in a minute but never had the balls to talk back to a judge.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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From:cryogenically frozen somewhere in FL
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posted February 15, 2001 04:54 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by THE STEEL BEAST:

27 FALSE REPORTS OF SELLING A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE.

1 MISUSE OF THE HORN.


lol...I hate it when those false reports start adding up...when will people learn... can't a decent hard working boy sell oregano on the side...jeeze...

I want the horn explained as well


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Steak Helmet

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From:somewhere in IDAHO
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posted February 15, 2001 05:00 PM

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Well, when I saw the knife I defended myself...FIGHT OR FLIGHT...FIGHT.

I must say I did aim for his throat...I had to defend myself that was my denfense.


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Laserdude

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Posts: 390
From:Aloha, OR USA
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posted February 15, 2001 06:08 PM

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I am taking the 5th on this one.

I can't tell you anything anyway without a lawyer present.


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MeaNFReaK666

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posted February 15, 2001 10:30 PM

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you guys are proud that u fucked up?? thats a new one for me.. get your mind right bitch get your mind right


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