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FreakMonster

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posted February 13, 2001 02:19 PM

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Yes or no?


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Warik

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posted February 13, 2001 02:21 PM

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No.

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 13, 2001 02:21 PM

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YES

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WODIN

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posted February 13, 2001 02:22 PM

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Sure, why not. You can learn something from everyone.

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curling

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posted February 13, 2001 02:23 PM

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Well, if I owned Hustler Magazine yes otherwise, no.


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fistfullofsteel

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posted February 13, 2001 02:24 PM

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yes, i also would go clubbing with him. we would go on a gunch fest.


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Warik

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posted February 13, 2001 02:51 PM

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How much does a Bill Clinton speech go for these days? Last I heard it was about $150,000. I'll be damned if I'm going to fill his undeserving pockets with more money. It's already enough that my tax money is going to go towards paying for his $650,000 year office space.

All of the late night shows made fun of him throughout his term. Little did they know that the joke is on US.

1) No respect for the office.
2) Lying under oath.
3) Biggest tax increases in history.
4) Vandalism of the White House.
5) Looting Air Force I.
6) Pardoning everybody and his mother just before leaving office.
7) $650,000/yr office space - at tax payers' expense.
8) Raking in $100,000+ to open his mouth for a few minutes.

He is the comedian, and we are the punchline.

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 13, 2001 02:54 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by Warik:
How much does a Bill Clinton speech go for these days? Last I heard it was about $150,000. I'll be damned if I'm going to fill his undeserving pockets with more money. It's already enough that my tax money is going to go towards paying for his $650,000 year office space.

All of the late night shows made fun of him throughout his term. Little did they know that the joke is on US.

1) No respect for the office.
2) Lying under oath.
3) Biggest tax increases in history.
4) Vandalism of the White House.
5) Looting Air Force I.
6) Pardoning everybody and his mother just before leaving office.
7) $650,000/yr office space - at tax payers' expense.
8) Raking in $100,000+ to open his mouth for a few minutes.

He is the comedian, and we are the punchline.

-Warik


Warik...and to think...most americans bust their ass working and trying to be good people....with not much to show for it

...who better to be a speaker than one who has succeed despite adversity


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Warik

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posted February 13, 2001 02:58 PM

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Adversity? Hah... his whole term was a win-win situation.

He was probably sitting there leaning back in his chair while they were broadcasting the voting for his removal from office on tv thinking: "Hmm... well, if I'm not removed from office, then I get to play with this cool government stuff for a bit longer. If I am removed from office, I can write a killer book and get RICH! Woohoo! This president stuff is easy."

I just had a thought about those 100000+ pardons he made... what ever happened to checks and balances in the government? I thought the executive branch kept the legislative branch under control with the power of veto and there are a bunch of other checks and balances to keep each branch of government under control, who the hell has control over the president's ability to pardon whoever the hell he wants??? Bullshit!

-Warik

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kat

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posted February 13, 2001 03:11 PM

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Id get Henry rollins before him.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 13, 2001 03:13 PM

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I wanna listen to a "win-win" person....and learn how I can win win....


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Warik

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posted February 13, 2001 03:28 PM

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Then just listen to me, shag! I am a lose-lose person. Just do the opposite of what I say and you'll always come out on top!

-Warik

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 13, 2001 03:33 PM

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Warlik...I'm way ahead of you brotha...thats why I said yes....without the power of Gray Skull


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Warik

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posted February 13, 2001 03:36 PM

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If only I didn't lose my magic sword... I would be a win-win'er too.

-Warik

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dread_lady

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posted February 13, 2001 03:39 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by kat:
Id get Henry rollins before him.

fucking A
got my vote on that one kat

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 13, 2001 03:47 PM

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Warik...I"m sorry to hear you lose your magic sward...if it makes you feel better...I hear it happens to alot of guys...


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Mikey

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posted February 13, 2001 04:47 PM

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no


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sxjunky

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posted February 13, 2001 09:18 PM

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I'd have him, but I'd try and negotiate for a lower price. Like him or hate him, he came from absolute shit and became our president. You might just learn a thing or two.... you never know.


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