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Gilbyag

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From:Cowboys From Hell Tx USA
Registered: May 2000

posted February 13, 2001 08:53 AM

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A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same
road
from the opposite direction. As they pass each other, the woman
leans
out the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out
his
window and yells, "BITCH!!" They each continue on their way, and
as the
man rounds the next curve, he crashes into a huge pig in the
middle of
the road.

MORAL OF THE STORY: If only men would listen.


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Natymike

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From:Austin TX
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posted February 13, 2001 09:59 AM

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Bwahahah! thats funny.

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strengthmonster

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From:uk
Registered: Sep 2000

posted February 13, 2001 10:02 AM

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JOKE FOR THE MEN.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, she's been told twice.


(please do not flame me - see the funny side ladies - I am not in favour of woman beating - thankyou)

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vixenbabe

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:Ohio
Registered: Jan 2001

posted February 13, 2001 10:32 AM

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HA!HA! You men will like this one...

Q:How many men does it take to open a beer?
A:None. It should be open by the time she brings it.

Q:Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A:So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Q:Why do men pass gas more than women?
A:Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Q:What's worse than a male chauvanist pig?
A:A women that won't do what she is told.

Q:Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A:If she can't afford a washing machine she will never be able to support your ass!


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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Posts: 3065
From:cryogenically frozen somewhere in FL
Registered: Aug 2000

posted February 13, 2001 03:44 PM

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I'd like to share one of my favs...if I may

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.


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Thick dog

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From:Florida
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posted February 13, 2001 03:49 PM

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Why do women have cunts?

So men will talk to them

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dread_lady

Elite Bodybuilder

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From:Austin, TX
Registered: Aug 2000

posted February 13, 2001 03:51 PM

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thats funny Shagwell

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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra. Suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasels come.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 13, 2001 03:54 PM

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What do penis's and maps have in common?

Both are things guys have that really don't know how how to use


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vixenbabe

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:Ohio
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posted February 13, 2001 04:09 PM

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I like 'em Shags...Very good!


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