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Olympian Posts: 1827 |
A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road from the opposite direction. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out his window and yells, "BITCH!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next curve, he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road. MORAL OF THE STORY: If only men would listen. | ||
Olympian Posts: 1671 |
Bwahahah! thats funny. ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 993 |
JOKE FOR THE MEN. What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice.
[This message has been edited by strengthmonster (edited February 13, 2001).] | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 178 |
HA!HA! You men will like this one... Q:How many men does it take to open a beer? Q:Why do women have smaller feet than men? Q:Why do men pass gas more than women? Q:What's worse than a male chauvanist pig? Q:Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? | ||
Mutant Posts: 3065 |
I'd like to share one of my favs...if I may What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? | ||
Mutant Posts: 3048 |
Why do women have cunts? So men will talk to them [This message has been edited by Thick dog (edited February 13, 2001).] | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 641 |
thats funny Shagwell ------------------
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Mutant Posts: 3065 |
What do penis's and maps have in common? Both are things guys have that really don't know how how to use | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 178 |
I like 'em Shags...Very good! |
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