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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra. Suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasels come.

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Originally posted by JohnnyO:
it's obvious that intolorant bigots do... i'm losing my cool with this one.

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Johnny if you mean me, cool down a bit. I have nothing against gays at all, I just thought this would be a very controversial topic.

who else is gay on this forum?
May your a rectum ranger also?

this board has a great variety of people,
very interesting...
but I got news for you gays and non gays..
WE ARE ALL GOING TO HELL!!! last one there is a rotten egg!!!!!!!

ok I'm one too

A retiring Phys Chem professor was setting his last exam, for a graduate course in statistical thermodynamics. Being a bit bored with it all, and with a well kept and wry sense of humor, he set a single question on the sheet:

"Is Hell endothermic or exothermic? Support your answer with a proof."

He had little idea what to expect, or how to grade the results, but decided to reward any student who was able to come up with a reasonable and consistent reply to his query. One A was awarded.

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. The top student however wrote the following:

First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into Hell and at what rate are souls leaving?

I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for souls entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in Hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. There are two possible conditions.

Condition One: if Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase exponentially until all Hell breaks loose.

Conversely, Condition Two, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over, condition two.

We can solve this with the 1990 postulation of Theresa LeClair, the girl who lived across the hall from me during my first year residence. Since I have still not been successful in obtaining sexual relations with her, condition two above has not been met, and thus it can be concluded that condition one is true, and hell is exothermic.

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We're all going to Hell, except, of course, for those of us who are immortal. In other words, you're all going to Hell.

That is all.

-Warik

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The fact is that it all depends on your beliefs:

1) You don't believe in Heaven or Hell - you go nowhere... have fun.
2) You believe that everyone is a sinner etc... - then youre're all going to Hell.
3) You believe that God forgives everybody - then no one is going to Hell, even the rapists and murderers.
4) You believe that God chooses who goes to Hell and who doesn't. - I'd like a criteria sheet, please.

But back to the main question "do gays go to hell?" The Bible forbids homosexuality. If that means that all gays are going to Hell, then well, uhh, bye bye!

I don't think that this question can really be answered unless you ask whomever is in charge.

My beliefs: The evil go to Hell and suffer for all eternity. The good (or rather, non-evil) get whatever they want. Want to hang out in paradise for a few thousand years? Enjoy. Want to go explore the cosmos? Enjoy. Want to be reincarnated as prince Adam of Eternia and fight the evil forces of Skeletor? uhh... ignore that last part..!

-Warik

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The time has come for me to say my piece and say peace, when I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell cause I'm a piece of shit it ain't hard to fucking tell, It don't make sence going to heaven with the Goodie Goodie dressed in white, I like Black Tims and Black Hoodies.
God would probably have me on some real strict shit, NO sleeping all day NO getting my dick sucked, Hanging with the goodie goodies launging in paradise fuck that shit I wanna tow Guns and shoot dice. All my life I've been considered as the worst lied to my mother even stealing out her purse.
Crime after crime from drugs to extorcion I know my mother wish she had a fucking abortion, She don't even love me like she did when I was younger sucking on her breast just to stop my fucking hunger I wonder if I die would tears come to her eyes forgive me for my disrespects forgive me for my lies.
My Girl is 8 month pregnant and her sister is 2months, and I'm to blame for both of them.

I swear to god I just wanna slit my wrist and end this bull shit, point the Magnum at my head threaten to pull shit and squeez until the Hertz drive me to my grave I'm glad I'm dead I want this worthless life to end.

The stress is building up I can't... I can't belive suicide is on my fuckinmg mind I wanna leave I swear I feel like death is fucking calling me, But nah you wouldn't understand. It's kind of like the crack did to puky in New Jack except when I cross over there ain't no coming back. People at the funeral fronting acting like they miss me, My baby's mother would kiss me but she is glad I'm gone she knew me and her sister had something going on.

I've reached my peak I can't sleep call my Nigga H tell him that my will is weak.
I'm sick of niggas liying I'm sick of bitches talking as a matter of fact I'm sick of talking...... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
(Edited) Notorious BIG Ready to die. 1994.