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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 08, 2001 03:43 PM

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WiLL YOU EVER MAKE YOUR PRESENCE KNOWn?


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The_CR0W

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posted February 08, 2001 03:45 PM

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whats up shagwell.

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It's my life, my time, and time for you to recognize that paybacks from a way back can hurt you like a motherfucker!...Inside, outside, prepare for some retribution...My path is set and HELL's comin' with me--its time for me to raise the DEAD MAN...


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 08, 2001 03:47 PM

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are you the "PHAGE"?


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The_CR0W

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posted February 08, 2001 03:48 PM

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NO are you?

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It's my life, my time, and time for you to recognize that paybacks from a way back can hurt you like a motherfucker!...Inside, outside, prepare for some retribution...My path is set and HELL's comin' with me--its time for me to raise the DEAD MAN...


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 08, 2001 03:53 PM

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hello Crow...not it either...hows it hangin'?

macrophage69alpha.....


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Big Buck

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posted February 08, 2001 03:54 PM

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hello Shags, mine's hanging long and to the left side of my pants....


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 08, 2001 03:57 PM

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hello Big Buckster...lefty huh...then you must think with your right mind...

macrophage69alpha....


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Badkins21

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posted February 08, 2001 03:59 PM

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I've heard him compared to Yoda, he posts sometimes on A.F., but not much on here anymore I've noticed...along with most of the mod's!!

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"Get BIG, or get the f*ck out," "Smoke it 'til your fingers burn," "The world IS mine!!"


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The_CR0W

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posted February 08, 2001 03:59 PM

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shriveled up to the right...
how is yours hanging? haha jk

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It's my life, my time, and time for you to recognize that paybacks from a way back can hurt you like a motherfucker!...Inside, outside, prepare for some retribution...My path is set and HELL's comin' with me--its time for me to raise the DEAD MAN...


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Gilbyag

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posted February 08, 2001 04:04 PM

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Ive been sit'n so long mine's squashed up in between my balls...


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 08, 2001 04:04 PM

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badkCrow...not hanging and no shriveling...but ask me when I'm 70 I might have new news to report

Badkins...interesting...

macrophage69alpha.....


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 08, 2001 04:07 PM

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Gil:
Main Entry: 1squash
Pronunciation: 'skw�sh, 'skwosh
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle French esquasser, from (assumed) Vulgar Latin exquassare, from Latin ex- + quassare to shake -- more at QUASH
Date: 1565
transitive senses
1 : to press or beat into a pulp or a flat mass

Interesting...

macrophage69alpha....


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Iron God

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posted February 08, 2001 04:07 PM

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Maybe if you had an interesting question pertaining to AS. But somebody like Macro ain't gonna respond to some bullshit chat board post.

IG


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The Ranger

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posted February 08, 2001 04:09 PM

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The " Dark One " in fact posted yesterday on a thread at the AS Discussion Board....He still drops in from time to time....and YES, he is somewhat of a " Yoda " with a dry sense of " Dark " humor....

Ranger


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BIG RICK ROCK

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posted February 08, 2001 04:10 PM

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You are right on the Money IG,


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Gilbyag

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posted February 08, 2001 04:19 PM

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I guess you can go with "flat mass" shaggy, thats what if feels like, but to look at it... I think youd say "Nice package!"


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 08, 2001 04:36 PM

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Gil..I'd go with nice parcel

I can not in good faith make an apperance at the Anabolic board, for my body is in catabolism these last few weeks. My marathon is in 3 weeks...and my high running milage, high carb diet, and lack of lifting, caffeine, ....I'm just an anabolic discrace..

Alas will I never meet the "Phage"?..

macrophage69alpha....


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superdave

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posted February 09, 2001 12:01 AM

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I doubt he even comes to chat board at all. All he does is lurk within the mist of the anabolic board....

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Redemption.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 09, 2001 09:15 AM

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macrophage69alpha......


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The Ranger

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posted February 09, 2001 09:18 AM

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Shag's,

Ranger gives you his word....if you post on the AS board, I will defend your honor with all the flames I can muster....and over there, it can be quite alot.

Women who post on the AS board get more responses than guys....heh heh heh....ask Bunny!!!!!

Ranger

Plus, you will talk to the " Dark One " !!!!


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Puc

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posted February 09, 2001 09:23 AM

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he has posted on the chat board before...

long time ago...

look behind, you can see him their, the dark halo is just visible above the horizon...


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 09, 2001 09:32 AM

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macrophage69alpha.....

Ranger...as my desperation grows, so grows the temptation of your offer...


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The Ranger

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posted February 09, 2001 09:46 AM

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If your scared Darl'in....say your're scared.....heh heh heh

Ranger


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 09, 2001 10:14 AM

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macrophage69alpha......

Ranger...I have but one fear in this life....socks and sandles...


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BigGerry

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posted February 09, 2001 10:25 AM

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Isn't that two fears?

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"I'd eat a kilo of shit if i thought it would give me bigger muscles"-Arnold


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 09, 2001 10:27 AM

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Gerry....no its one....its the combo of the 2...thus one fear.....sock alone cause me no distress...and I wear sandals alot am still ok......perhaphs I could have stated it more consisely..." I fear socks WITH sandals"

[This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited February 09, 2001).]


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 09, 2001 10:44 AM

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macrophage69alpha....


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 09, 2001 12:32 PM

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macrophage69alpha........


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 09, 2001 01:11 PM

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oh....macrophage69alpha.....


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macrophage69alpha

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posted February 09, 2001 07:39 PM

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Hello?

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HappyScrappy

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posted February 09, 2001 07:49 PM

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...and there was much rejoicing...

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The Downside Of Being Better Than Everyone Else Is That People Tend To Assume You're Pretentious.


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freak daddy

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posted February 09, 2001 09:22 PM

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holy shit, the man himself has risen!! i bow down before the master!!!

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"i'll kill you and your dreams, then begin you life" dracula 2000
"endure the pain,you know my name,i am your soul insane"
freak daddy


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The Ranger

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From deepest gloom he has arisen, let he that shall follow the Dark One come forth and spake these words, " Test is King, without it I am lost. My soul is yours, let us journey now unto the Dark Side.

And Lo from the abyss he that is without shape, nor form did spake, " Arise and take my hand, for the calluses that lie therein are earned through deeds upon thy Mountain....Let us journey there and taste of the nectar of man...Test!"

And in the instant he hath appeared, the Dark One did fade unto the Shadows from whence he came....Let us prepare an offering of a virgin to appease his desire's....

Heh heh heh...Mac, ya Dark Bastard....SPEAK!!!!!!

Ranger


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The Varnsen

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posted February 09, 2001 11:03 PM

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Whats the point in being a moderator if you don�t post? Ok you know alot about AS and shit but you�re not moderating...


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superdave

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posted February 10, 2001 01:05 AM

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From the far recesses of the mist.....

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Redemption.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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...AHHHHHH!!!! I missed him!!!!!.....no no no no no no no no no no nooooooooo!!!!!!......please....come back.....

macrophage69alpha.........


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted February 13, 2001 01:09 PM

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hahahaha


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Checkmatebloated

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posted February 13, 2001 01:14 PM

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Does he have beer?


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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your not "The Phage"....SILENCE...I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR INSOLENCE!!!!

macrophage69alpha.......


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 13, 2001 01:52 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by Iron God:
Maybe if you had an interesting question pertaining to AS. But somebody like Macro ain't gonna respond to some bullshit chat board post.

IG


Oh Really...fool..


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~*~OneKikAssWoman~*~

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posted February 13, 2001 01:59 PM

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he already did respond to me on the chat board, IG


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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macrophage69alpha..........hello


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Frackal

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posted February 13, 2001 02:15 PM

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iron god's a meanie


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 13, 2001 03:34 PM

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macrophage69alpha.........


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The Ranger

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posted February 13, 2001 04:22 PM

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I called him forth once for ya Shag's....can't do it again....Read oneKAwoman's post, you'll see why....

Ranger


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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Oh little Ranger...I have read.......I am forever in your debt......however I missed the event

macrophage69alpha.....

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"How can one respond to such unabashed adulation? While I certainly appreciate it, it does seem quite undeserved. Obviously Ranger has, through his sheer eloquence and bravado, created an impression of me that cannot be lived up to. In the face of such, I must withdraw. Peace" ---MACRPPHAGE69ALPHA

The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.


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