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 Only In Canada!!!
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Olympian 
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Only in Canada! 1.. Only in Canada...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2.. Only in Canada...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3.. Only in Canada...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4.. Only in Canada...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,and a diet coke. 5.. Only in Canada...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6.. Only in Canada......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7.. Only in Canada...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8.. Only in Canada...do we buy hot dogs in packages of twelve and buns in packages of eight. 9.. Only in Canada...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 10.. Only in Canada...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. You know you're from Canada when... 1.. You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup. 3.. The mosquitoes have landing lights. 4.. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car. 5.. You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat. 7.. You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground. 9.. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow. 11.. You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car. 12.. The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey. 14.. The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun. 16.. You think the start of deer season is a national holiday. 17.. You head south to go to your cottage. 19.. You know which leaves make good toilet paper. 20.. The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo it's sausage making. 21.. You find -40C a little chilly. 23.. You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewellery and your Sorels. 25.. You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and construction. 26.. The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus. 27.. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials. 28.. You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada". 29. You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Canadian friends. ------------------     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 715 |
i'm a canadian...i love that shit!!!  | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1508 |
I thought it was funny.  ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 87 |
Steel-I thought it was hilarious..guess maybe us canadians are the only ones that can totally relate to it | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 953 |
beautiful....eh | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 687 |
LOL! eh, what was that aboot? ------------------ "how much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" Tyler Durden | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 463 |
Yeah! What was that aboot? Btw pass a law that requires the pizza guy to know medical tech. |
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