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 Dirtiest thing a female has said to you?
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Ok, let's hear some filth. I once got from a female, i want to suck you dry, but i knew she was kidding because she was drunk and stoned. Another time a female said to me, "I can do amazing things with my tongue on your ______. (you get the picture) she was drunk and high also.     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 864 |
Demanded analsex."Please fuck my ass" And "I want to taste your ass" Crazy shit! ------------------ | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 3001 |
"You want to eat a banana out of my pussy?" I aded the "pussy" part but I believe sehe used the word twat. We were both rolling on ecstacy... | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 4154 |
"clean that cat box" .. that was pretty dirty. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 325 |
Where these words from your ex-girlfriend that you recently dumped?? BB ------------------ | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1584 |
quote: Your mom has a filthy mouth to say that to you Thick. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3001 |
"Fuck my filthy snatch the way Rotten only wishes he could" - Maria said this to me... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1599 |
I dont talk dirty...sounds retarded coming from me....it just doesnt work...I just do , not say. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3001 |
Can you go into a little more detail about what you "do", Kat? | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1584 |
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Moderator
Posts: 4154 |
tell us in detail kat about the last time you swallowed.. what led up to it, and how it happened. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 4833 |
"Now I smell like cum-girl tehehe" - after blowing a load into her hair. "Im your whore papi" - I dont know if this was sick but I liked it! "Rape me" - swear to God one said this while we were already having consential sex. but this turned me on too. ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1599 |
Whats there to tell? I sucked, he came, I swallowed, it was good..end of story. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1157 |
*applause* does clown cum taste different from normal cum? | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3001 |
Hey Supersize, Rotten says clown cum tastes funny, haha. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1699 |
This girl Jenni i used to see said "Fuck my fat pussy you filthy scumbag" (I dropped my load 60 seconds later) ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 954 |
Hmmmm...interesting topic: "Fuck me daddy..." this one was kinda weird. I had this one girl ask me to fuck her while she was taking a shit. I thought that was foul. WTF is wrong with chicks nowadays? "Fuck me like the whore that I am..." and she was. "...stick your tongue so far inside me that you can taste my stomach..." nasty ass girl. Disgusting stuff. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1599 |
ummmm.....geez supersize...been so long since I had a different guy I forgot what another one tastes like...but if I recall I had no complaints. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1157 |
lol. Rotten's dog looked very cute that day with the big nose, wig, and oversized shoes. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1424 |
have you ever eaten a girl out on the rag? do you want to try?
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 954 |
Timac, done that many times. I can be a nasty mofo sometimes! -TG | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1424 |
I didn't like it it stunk pretty bad | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3001 |
My first grade teacher: "Don't make me pull down your pants and spank your little bottom blue". | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1794 |
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Lets see... probably, "Fuck me in the ass" | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1699 |
It wasn't fat but i got a mental image and i had no choice but to release. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1004 |
She has once said "right before I cum, stick as many fingers up my ass as you can". Turned me on. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1586 |
When my ex-bf and I used to go dancing at the gay clubs, we'd get a girl between us. We'd be all over each other on the dance floor. Invariably, the girl would start telling us how she wanted us to take her home and take turns "letting" us fuck her. We'd tell her we were going to cum on her face and shit like that and she'd say she'd lick it all up, etc. Then, when we'd get ready to leave, she'd say, "wait. I've got to get my coat." ... My bf would say, "get lost skank. The only one I'm fucking is this guy (me)." Then he'd look at me and say, "you're going to get it for a couple of hours when we get home!" he he he he I'm hard. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 396 |
Kat - Im jealous! I havent been with many swallowers. I like when they play with it with thier tongue and lips though. Lets see: "Am I a good little ass-slut?" love that one "Will you come in my mouth?" "Does my cunt feel good?" I love nasty talk. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1586 |
Johnny, You asked Kat about the last time she swallowed, what happened, what led up to it, etc.
1. When was the last time? 2. What was his name? 3. Did you fuck him first? 4. When you gave him head, what were your positions? 5. Did he come a lot? 6. What did it taste like?
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 53 |
my friend got into a fight w/ her boyfriend once b/c he couldn't talk dirty. he said he could if he tried, his line: "Can I lick your pussy?" she laughed. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 108 |
She said "if you stick it in my ass, I'll suck the mudd ring off later",,,, well not really, but if a female ever did say that, I'd have to say that would have to be the dirtiest thing I've ever heard. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1500 |
CAN I PLESE STICK A DILDO IN YOUR ASS! ------------------
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 227 |
Twice I've had a girl say: "Hehehe....I look like a guy named Dirty Sanchez!" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 319 |
FUCK ME IN THE ASS CUM IN MY ASS I WANT YOU TO CUM ALL OVER MY FACE YOU LIKE MY ASS DO NOT ASK ME TO SUCK YOUR DICK TELL ME TO SUCK YOUR DICK. MY RESPONSE: SUCK MY DICK There are a couple...enjoy | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 509 |
I'll show you mine if you show me yours | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 127 |
My ex knew this would drive me crazy, she always used it. "Wanna take my temperature the old fashioned way?", now I get these boring "F... Me" lines. Some girls are more creative than others. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2029 |
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 53 |
when i was a freshman, one night i was really drunk & on codine @ a party and a guy asked me to give him head. i laughed, ran out of the room & anounced to the whole party what just happened & how funny this guy was b/c he thought i would give him head. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1913 |
Met a woman in a bar once over here in England, anyway as the night went on we had a little to drink and she asked me if I wanted to go back to hers. Of course I took her up on this offer, once we got in her front door she lifted her skirt up, bent over a table in the hall and said "Fuck me up my ass and make me bleed"! You asked for gross. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 223 |
had a girl i used to fuck was addicted to the taste of cum! she used to have me cum in her food and in her drinks and shit then she started to get dangerous and shit wanting me to try it!I finally filled up a doggy bag of cum and sent her packin! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1187 |
Once, when I was a freshman, I was drunk and messing around with this fat ass chick (I think she was on codeine). I was like "What the fuck, this chick is a skank, she'll blow me." So, I grabbed her head and pushed it into my crotch and asked her if she would give me head. Well, get this, the bitch started laughing at me and ran into the other room (after tucking her rolls back into her fat-girdle). She told the whole room full of people that I asked (and she was laughing her ass off). It is okay, though, because later that night she begged me, verbatim, to "shoot a load up my nose and make me choke on cum." And, I did. That is the dirtiest thing a girl has ever said to me... Puc ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 193 |
How long is your ding dong! I got all sweaty! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 954 |
LOL @ Puc! Hmmmm....I wonder who you are talking about! LMFAO! -TG | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 93 |
Every time my GF and i have sex she asks me to smack her face(not to hard but it gets pretty red)and then asks me to fuck her pusssy hard or " am i your lil whore c`mon fuck me" i love it... ------------------ '' We were put here by alien so they could watch us build their lands and cities...some day they will take over...'' ... ''It doesn`t matter whats right, it`s only wrong if you get caught''... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 548 |
thanx guys, i have a rock-hard boner now for reading this. lmao! i had a girl, who just fuckin LOVED anal sex and eating my cum. she was my private slut.. horny as hell and she always, always wanted me to cum on her face and her mouth.. great, now i must go and spank my monkey. ------------------ | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 5 |
I must hang out with some pretty reserved women. I never hear shit but my bedroom door closing real softly at 4am. I honestly think the nastiest thing a girl ever said to me was......umm....awww they never say anything good, screw it. Where are these dirty whores at? ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 21 |
There's not many dirty whores arou...Oh shit..Well, ok, who am I kidding now that I think about it...I guess I tend to stay away from dirty sluts cause I don't use condoms and don't want my dick falling off. I live ina shit town that tries to be big city, but it's full of god loving hicks so it seems. Small town closed minded bullshit. But I suppose if I liked going to clubs, I could find some dirty sluts. Anyway, out of the 30 or so chicks I've done, I honestly think the dirtyest thing I've ever had one say in the sack was.. drumroll.. Oh your dick feels so good in my pussy! Cum inside me! Wow...Bet ya have to go take a shower now huh? I dunno, sex with me seems to just be more laid back and relaxing than animalistic.. No wait!!!! One girl said "fuck me bitch!!" That's right I remember...But it was mainly just joking around I think. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 388 |
LMAO @ the Ghost! By the way, dirtiest thing a girl has said to me: "You're cute." | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 90 |
Let's see...... Eat my fucking pussy!!!!! I miss her!!!! |
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