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THE STEEL BEAST

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posted February 03, 2001 06:09 PM

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JUST WONDERING IF IM THE ONLY ONE?HOW MANY HAVE YOU DONE IT?

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IT IS FORTUNATE FOR THOSE IN POWER,THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.-ADOLF HITLER


WHEN I HOLD THE DECK OF CARDS,PEOPLE BACK DOWN.I HAVE NO OPPOSITION.


TASTE THE LOTUS ONCE AND WATCH ALL YOUR WORRIES SPEED AWAY.


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garza

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posted February 03, 2001 06:14 PM

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I've never been in a tanning bed but wouldn't that be kinda nasty. Especially for the person that has to clean out the bed.


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Steelheart

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posted February 03, 2001 06:26 PM

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nope! it will stick to your stomach! May run down the sides though....


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GLP

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posted February 03, 2001 07:00 PM

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your sick ass is why I use tan in a tube


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JohnnyO

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posted February 03, 2001 07:08 PM

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hahaha... bet you have a dark cock with white where you put your hand!


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bignate73

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posted February 03, 2001 07:35 PM

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anyone ever use the tanning lotion when you run out and have to work one off? its good as a last resort before you have to settle for soap. ouch!

alright too much info, but I DIDNT START THIS THREAD.

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strengthmonster

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posted February 03, 2001 07:36 PM

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Make sure the end of the tubes are covered in case you get electricuted! That is nasty I hope it's your own sunbed and not one at your gym. I bet you don't clean it after either lol!


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THE STEEL BEAST

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posted February 03, 2001 09:22 PM

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WHY WOULD I CLEAN IT?IM NOT GETTING PAID TO CLEAN IT.HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

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YOU CANNOT IGNORE GENIUS.


IT IS FORTUNATE FOR THOSE IN POWER,THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.-ADOLF HITLER


WHEN I HOLD THE DECK OF CARDS,PEOPLE BACK DOWN.I HAVE NO OPPOSITION.


TASTE THE LOTUS ONCE AND WATCH ALL YOUR WORRIES SPEED AWAY.


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Frackal

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posted February 04, 2001 01:08 AM

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I've always been to afraid of burning my dick off...


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bignate73

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posted February 04, 2001 01:14 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by Frackal:
I've always been to afraid of burning my dick off...

lol, slow down the RPM. never run your motor dry.

ohhh. you mean from the lights!!!


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Frackal

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posted February 04, 2001 01:55 AM

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hahahahah


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daised

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posted February 04, 2001 02:16 PM

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all i have to say is - i hope i don't get a tanning bed after you.


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jersey boy

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posted February 04, 2001 02:56 PM

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Oh man, was that you. I almost broke my fucking neck slipping when I got in. hahaha


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shmucko

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posted February 04, 2001 05:12 PM

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I keep a sock on mine just like that old Chili Peppers picture. I wouldn't want that shit in the bed and I want to wear the sock home.


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daised

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posted February 04, 2001 05:39 PM

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i don't know why i am reading this, it is way too much information.


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THE STEEL BEAST

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posted February 05, 2001 09:36 AM

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IT REALLY LOOKS NEAT UNDER THAT FLOURESCENT LIGHT!!! SOMETIMES I GIVE MYSELF A MUSTACHE AND PRETEND IM MR ROGERS IN A TROPICAL DAY CARE CENTER!

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YOU CANNOT IGNORE GENIUS.


IT IS FORTUNATE FOR THOSE IN POWER,THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.-ADOLF HITLER


WHEN I HOLD THE DECK OF CARDS,PEOPLE BACK DOWN.I HAVE NO OPPOSITION.


TASTE THE LOTUS ONCE AND WATCH ALL YOUR WORRIES SPEED AWAY.


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Frackal

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posted February 05, 2001 02:09 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by THE STEEL BEAST:
IT REALLY LOOKS NEAT UNDER THAT FLOURESCENT LIGHT!!! SOMETIMES I GIVE MYSELF A MUSTACHE AND PRETEND IM MR ROGERS IN A TROPICAL DAY CARE CENTER!

Yikes!!


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THE STEEL BEAST

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posted February 07, 2001 06:09 PM

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I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE!~~~1!@!@qFD

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YOU CANNOT IGNORE GENIUS.


IT IS FORTUNATE FOR THOSE IN POWER,THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.-ADOLF HITLER


WHEN I HOLD THE DECK OF CARDS,PEOPLE BACK DOWN.I HAVE NO OPPOSITION.


TASTE THE LOTUS ONCE AND WATCH ALL YOUR WORRIES SPEED AWAY.


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Crazy1

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posted February 07, 2001 06:49 PM

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Steel Beast. Brother. You ain't the only one man. Where I go they have a fan that shoots right up to your ball sack. Give your balls a li'l tickle, what else do you have to do for those 20 minutes? It's also cool to fantasize about the next bitch that is gonna be lying there butt ass naked!


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