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 You Are My Sunshine:)
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Guru 
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I would like to take this opportunity to thank those who have brightened my day today....Big Buck, Jay Z, havoc, the nice man who was running on the road this morning with no shirt, muscles glissening with his sweat and shorts that so nicely drapped over his lucious ass, whomever made the nice strong coffee at work today,..... ------------------ The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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why thanx u Shags, glad to make u smile  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1095 |
you can go ahead and thank me in advance for brightening your evening and following morning too | ||
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Freak 
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You should have stopped to pick me up shags. I was running from sailor girl's dad+shotgun. | ||
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Guru
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Supersize...thank you for partoling the ho's...are streets are safer because of you.... Frackal...your tooshie was calling my name | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 666 |
BB King played that song last night in concert, funny you would bring it up ------------------ "how much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" Tyler Durden | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2856 |
...and of course my sista kat..... |
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