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Guru 
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What you guys with wifes, girlfiends are, or if you are, planing any thing for V Day? Wodin...... ------------------ The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.     | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2941 |
When is Valentine's day? | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2941 |
The usual - - Dinner, Dancing, drag her home drunk on kaluha and wine and molest her in ways she wont fully remember, but will wonder why she feels so sore the next day....  .. Oh yeah and Flowers! Got to get flowers and Candles!! Got to have those too!Life is good. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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I'm gonna tag along with Wodin see how many candles I can stick in his wife.... [This message has been edited by Thick dog (edited February 01, 2001).] | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2941 |
The record is seven! | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2941 |
Your an amateur. A true master takes advantage of all cracks and crevices. I'll bring 2 dozen... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Ewwwwww....romance sucks.  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 75 |
nice dinner with hubby and kids....have some treats (CHOCOLATE!)...when kids go to bed, hubby and I share a hot bath with candles and some bubbly apple juice.....and, being as it's my daughter's bday on V day, we will have a little party on the weekend..... | ||
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Guru
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I agree with Kat, if my relationship makes it Valentine's day, I hope my girl will be up for a strip joint... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2941 |
I'd rather go to the strip club. I talkin seven in one whole butt munch. Seven!!! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1472 |
heyyy....good idea. Maybe me and the boys will go to the strip club. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1125 |
thinking about jungle roses currently. got a couple more days to figure it out... www.jungleroses.com ------------------ | ||
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Freak 
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We are going to Paris. Same as last year. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2941 |
Has it been a year since you and Special Billy got together, Jae? Damn, time flyes... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1896 |
TD, that was his first cousin last year. Curry is this year, Speeshal Beeell is next year. | ||
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Guru
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Well I've got some sour news for you, me and Curry have already planned a trip to Tibet for VDay. You'd best take and number and get line... | ||
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Freak
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ok, that sight was way to muuussshhhhhyyyyyy for me B-Mom, had to close it when I heard the midi. Me, Im gonna get a basket, fill with shit she likes: a book shes been wanting, Bath and Body works crap, a box o chocolates and her favorite flowes, daisey's and a barron dat say "Sappy V Day". | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1896 |
Thick, that shit Curry telling you about Valentines Day being on March 3rd, he full of shit. His red pleather ass will be with me on V-Day. | ||
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Freak
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ONEKICKASSWOMAN I cannot think of anything worse than some big hairy dude sitting in a bath-tub  I started smacking my girl around last week on a daily basis, and on Valentines day I am going to stop. She will really appreciate that present! ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2838 |
Whatever....Curry is gonna be my spicey bitch for V day | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1896 |
well Shags when he shows up with socks and sandals, I will send his spicey ass over to you. (where has he been lately anyway?) | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2941 |
All of your hearts will be broken when Curry disrobes and reveals his "Thick Dog" tattoo on his chest... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 512 |
I am going to buy dread lady more drugs. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1896 |
If that happens, Curry's ass is going to be up on the blocks then. Left hand bitch slap to the face will have Curry wearing Mexican Lipstick to match his pants. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2838 |
quote: Curry got mad style...he would not be caught dead wearing that... He's been tied up in my bed room....however, I feel I might have to let him go...as his performance is not up to par....I really only wanted his red pleather pants anyway | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Something romantic definitely! I'm going to do something different this year. Haven't really decided for sure, yet. How about you Agent? What's your plans?! ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2838 |
I have no plans....might go out with the baseball player I've been seeing, but I don't know. I've never been a big fan of V day. Worst V day I ever had...I planed a weekend in key west with my bf at the time....looked everywheare for a place with a huge jacuzzi tub...found The Duval House...gorgious room...very pricey...we stayed there 2 nights...both nights we went out partying and my bf go so drunk we came home...he pasted out...I soaked in the huge bubble bath alone both nights!! [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited February 02, 2001).] |
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